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Friday, November 15, 2024

  1. Matt avatar
    2
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 wow
    Evan Bbbender
  3. Matt avatar
    🥰🥰
    Evan Bbbender
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
  5. 6.66 ABV
  6. 😈
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that baerlic black ipa?
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bailed it bro
  9. Impressive
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Only so many 6.66 beers
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Any hoens out there?
    Daniel Miller
  12. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/cspan/status/1857244757795234212
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  13. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is the Mike Tyson fight tomorrow going to be good?
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Who knows
  15. It’ll be good it Jake Paul gets brain damage
  16. Matt avatar
    It’s on Netflix at least so it will probably do incredible numbers
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Heather and I might go see heretic florist at Hollywood if anyone wants to go
  18. Tomorrow
  19. Not florist
  20. Some of the swype predictive words are so so wrong lol
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    FUCK
  22. Matt avatar
    Driest day for a while where hoen
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Could use a hoen
  24. Brian Ambuel avatar
    +2 hoen
  25. Anna will join
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m a Gametime hoen
  27. Hoen on the cob
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a hoenidad
  29. I have no preference where
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bullshit
  31. You want Blutos and we all know it
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
  33. In the same vein
  34. I’d try mama khouris
  35. Southern + Mediterranean
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kincaid is OUT
  37. Matt avatar
    That’s on you
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It is
  39. I might pick up Dawson Knox to fuck you
  40. Perhaps shakir actually
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    Tight let’s hear more about your fantasy moves
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oof Shakir not available
  43. That’s pretty much it
  44. I do this for matt
  45. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Re: hoen I’m about to jump on a meeting 9-12. Down for either Mediterranean spot or flying fish or wherever else at 12:30.
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anybody have a preference?
  47. Matt avatar
    I was thinking flying fish but can do whatever
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t love flying fish but I could give it another go
  49. Maybe I just love Mediterranean too much
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m out today
    Brian Ambuel
  51. Matt avatar
    I guess Cullen hates flying fish more
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol
  53. Brian Ambuel avatar
    https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1grkyij/both_cant_and_absolutely_can_believe_mike_tyson/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_butto
    Max Lieberman
  54. Mike Tyson not sugarcoating it here
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dude I saw that it’s incredible
  56. Matt avatar
    That fight is going to do incredible numbers tonight I’m sure
  57. Since everyone w/netflix can watch
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    What time do you anticipate the main card starting Matt?
  59. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I mean I’ll at the very least pull it up on my phone when for the main event
  60. Matt avatar
    They’re scheduled to walk in at like 8pm PST but I bet its closer to 9
    Cullen Conway
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Homie with the wisdom
  62. I sure hope he fucks Paul up
  63. Matt avatar
    So does everyone, it’s unfortunately unlikely
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    Well, hopefully Paul looks like a fucking loser by knocking out a nearly 60 year-old if that's what happens
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah he’s kind in a lose/lose situation
  66. Maybe Tyson will bite his ear off
  67. Matt avatar
    I imagine it will be light sparring with some theatrics that put it near WWE level
  68. It’s 8 2 minute rounds with bigger gloves than normal
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that what the slap at weigh ins was about?
  70. Matt avatar
    Yeah gotta sell the fight!
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Doesn’t bigger gloves mean they can punch harder?
  72. Or is that just between mma gloves and boxing gloves in general
  73. Matt avatar
    Yeah I think that’s more of a MMA gloves vs boxing gloves thing and I think the argument there is you’re less worried about breaking your hands with the bigger glove
  74. Max Lieberman avatar
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Tyson in lil undies
  76. Max Lieberman avatar
    Kyle DerrickMaybe Tyson will bite his ear off
    both ears hopefully - doing a lot of mastication training in camp I heard
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    we doing flying fish?
  78. Matt avatar
    Unless you want something else
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No it’s cool I need to give it another try anyhow
  80. I think I was just annoyed last time that their poke had small portions haha
  81. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Leel
  82. Matt avatar
    I like the poke but agree its not enough food
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I feel like poke is often not meant to be a full meal
  84. Unless it’s a full on bowl
  85. Brian Ambuel avatar
    You want a ride Evan?
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Definitely is that’s come
    Brian Ambuel
  87. Cool
  88. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Coming hardly or hardly coming?
  89. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan you suck at texting
    Brian Ambuel
  90. Matt avatar
    I got a table
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Eat shit you suck a fat dick cullen
  92. Cullen Conway avatar
    Messed that one up too
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Punctuation isn’t important you fucking idiot
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://music.apple.com/us/album/we-bring-the-boom-crew-version-crew-version/1772432174?i=1772432175
  95. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Rizzler’s verse is 🔥
    Evan Bbbender
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is Dan ok?
    Kyle Derrick
  97. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No Dan tower in the chat
  98. Today
  99. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bro you do suck at texting
  100. Your swipe texts have failed you
  101. Brian Ambuel avatar
    This is an intervention Evan
  102. You’re driving your friends away with your swipe texting
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    OK I’ll stop
  104. Matt avatar
    I have swiped for years this is an Evan problem
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Infidelidades
  106. Matt avatar
    Giving swipers a bad name
  107. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Thoughtlessnesses
  108. Matt avatar
    You need a hybrid approach to be most effective
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Don’t try it on foreign keyboards
  110. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m still learning leave me alone
    Kyle Derrick
  111. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Twink Hoeny Club
    Kyle Derrick
  112. Brian Ambuel avatar
    https://www.lg.com/us/support/products/documents/UF6400%20Spec%20Sheet.pdf
  113. I’m upgrading a tv and will be getting rid of my 49” Lg uf6400. Let me know if anyone wants it
  114. Cullen Conway avatar
    I do!!
  115. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Sweet! New ones coming Monday so any time after that
    Cullen Conway
  116. Matt avatar
    What did you upgrade to?
  117. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Lg g4
  118. Matt avatar
    I don’t know anything about TVs I’ll just assume that’s the hot shit
  119. Brian Ambuel avatar
    You know it
  120. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Mmm ketamine