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Thursday, November 7, 2024

  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    You show em Kyle
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Come have a beer with me at the 28th food pod in an hour then
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
  4. I’ll be deep in some aeris porn by then
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Respect for using her ps1 name
  6. Always liked that more than Aerith
  7. Matt avatar
    Kyle as a KC fan I thought you love fascism
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Not all men are Socrates
    2
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Now that is how you Sonic
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
  11. Gos the trees look so nice when the sun is hitting them at this angle
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s really dank
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The 5:00 darkness seems like an omen regarding the election
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But 6 am lightness
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s also bad
  16. 7 am lightness, fine.
  17. 420 7 am
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Very nice
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is Friday a hoen?
    4
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m hanging out with Daniel again lol
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Love that guy
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    Why didn’t anyone tell me that no nut November had started
  23. Matt avatar
    3
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCDMOPNyYNz/?igsh=aWdyZWQ2NW8zc3Br
  25. Hoen candidate
  26. Daniel Miller avatar
    Big would
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Grindr line
  28. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/IrvingWestPhD/status/1854122300607439009
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is there a betting market for how long it is before Elon and Trump have a major feud and become mortal enemies?
  30. Matt avatar
    I had a similar thought yesterday like it’s just a matter of time before Trump gets annoyed with him and burns his ass hopefull
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    Absolutely
  32. Those two megalomaniacs ain’t living harmoniously
  33. Trumps gonna nuke him
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I sure hope so
  35. Gotta nuke something
    Cullen Conway
  36. Daniel Miller avatar
  37. I’m sure they will have some humiliating public drama before the inauguration
    Cullen Conway
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Maybe Elon will challenge him to a fight
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    This is for Matt
    Matt
  40. https://x.com/therobotjames/status/1854409213809766847
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You gotta know when to suck em
  42. When to fuck em
  43. When to take it out
  44. And when to cum
  45. You never stop your gooning
  46. When you’re feeling extra hoeny
  47. There’ll be time enough for cumming
  48. When the goonin’s done
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/xGYZABAbLm
  50. I’m ready for things to get very strange
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Finally ill be able to get my chelating compounds hassle free
    Cullen Conway
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s always been the dream
  53. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Has the government been withholding the sunshine we are rightfully due?
  54. Big if true
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s been aggressively suppressed
  56. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Exercise too, no wonder I keep falling short on my goals
    2
  57. Daniel Miller avatar
    I can’t wait to get hopped on psychedelics and lick raw milk out of your cum gutters
  58. O shit, wrong chat.
    Cullen Conway
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What is a cum gutter
  60. Are we are all getting gashed now?
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cum gaish
  62. Daniel Miller avatar
    The iliac furrows
  63. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Are there regally 50 votes to confirm this dude at FDA?
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What FDA?
  65. Daniel Miller avatar
    They might not even need to, they’ll just call him like Make America Healthy Again Czar
  66. They always find ways around the things meant to protect us from themselves
  67. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yeah I guess half of trumps cabinet was acting by the end of last term
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You can have my porn when you put my phone from my cold, sticky hands
  69. Pry*
  70. Daniel Miller avatar
    Also, I’m not sure there are 3 republican senators brave enough to say no to trump
  71. Especially when the issue is raw milk
  72. Its the first thing that really scares me, like are the children’s schools going to have measles outbreaks?
    Brian Ambuel
  73. RFK is really good at that
  74. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/rfk-jr-says-trump-has-promised-him-control-of-public-health-agencies
  75. Matt avatar
    I wonder if Trump will do anything so unpopular that a few Rs in the senate will have to play spoiler similar to what dems do when the possibility of doing something popular comes up. What a fun role reversal that would be
  76. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, I could see that.
  77. He’s so unpredictable , only thing certain is chaos
  78. Matt avatar
    I think I read dems will control 11 of the 12 “tossup” seats in the Senate and still be fucked so maybe its all bad
  79. Oh well, maybe dems should consider being less dog shit
  80. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, the senate map is very bad for the dems
  81. Only under dem control the last four years because of the Georgia special elections
  82. Matt avatar
    I guess “We’re gay republicans” isn’t the most inspiring message
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  84. Better than “black mens’ crypto assets”
  85. …maybe
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
  87. Forever in love with this photo because it reminds me of ren & stimpy when they would do a super disgusting closeup
  88. Matt avatar
    10 days of PTO to burn by the end of the year it would be nice if the mountain gets some snow
  89. Get us back to our snowcialist roots
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m here for it
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m def getting a five day
  92. And can augment if needed
  93. I think they got 20 inches already
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    30 if you count cum
    Matt
  95. Daniel Miller avatar
    Might do the weekday pass this year
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How much is
  97. That night be the move tbh
  98. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Does that pass work for Fridays?
  99. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yes
  100. Its $600
  101. The Value Pass gives you a whole lot of season for a great, low price and allows you to affordably upgrade to an All Access Season Pass (All Access means the pass includes Peak Days
  102. I don’t remember it being like this before
  103. But it does include Fridays most of them at least
  104. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Friday is generally when I like to go anyways
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s more expensive than a five day?
  106. Daniel Miller avatar
    Way more fun to go to a perfect weather day mid week than any other time
  107. 5 day is 499
  108. So yeah
  109. They really make you gamble, feels like buying insurance against your own joy
  110. If the 5 day is $500 does that mean a regular day pass will be over $200 some days
  111. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That high?!? That sounds inzane
  112. Evan Bbbender avatar
    In gonna do value pass like why not who doesn’t like going on Friday
  113. Daniel Miller avatar
    Our best day last year was like some random thursday when it dumped the day before
  114. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I guess if you know you’re not gonna go on a weekend
  115. And some Fridays
  116. Does the value pass include spring skiing?
  117. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah
  118. And after march 2nd you can use it on the weekends
  119. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that may make it worthwhile. Though last year I only used 4/5 of my passes
  120. Daniel Miller avatar
    O fuck, I’ll have a newborn
    3
  121. Hmm
  122. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just bring the kid
  123. Or move the kid
  124. Does anyone elder in this chat foresee themselves being able to go during the week?
  125. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yeah I should be able to flex some Fridays
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Love it
  127. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Midweek would be tough
  128. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Idk if I’ll have that many weekday trips
  129. I’m just gonna get a five day for more flexibility
  130. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Flexington
  131. Matt avatar
    Wonder how much day passes are on Friday?
  132. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They vary
  133. But probably an average of $90
  134. Matt avatar
    Gotta go a lot to make $600 worth it then doubt I would do that
  135. Makes more sense to just buy as I go
  136. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That is a thing you can also do
  137. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I plan to forge mine
    Kyle Derrick
  138. Matt avatar
    During the “snowvana” ski swap thing that goes on in town every year they often let you buy some BOGO passes or something there too
  139. Can be worth swinging in for that
  140. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan BbbenderBut probably an average of $90
    I think its closer to double that
  141. Matt avatar
    Usually those passes are for sale in the lobby too so you don’t have to go into the event
  142. Evan Bbbender avatar
  143. Matt avatar
    Unless you’er in the market for some sneeze gear
  144. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m going to join the Friday flex club
  145. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, I paid like $169 for a Friday last year
  146. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a move but I’m dubious Cullen
  147. Daniel Miller avatar
    They do that dynamic price gouging thing, but I don’t think you get a price below $100
  148. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean I’m getting the weekday pass I don’t like going on weekends
  149. And it rolls into spring so win win
  150. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Until when can you buy the value passes?
  151. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, I’m looking forward to buying that and not going enough times to make it worth it
    2
  152. Brian AmbuelUntil when can you buy the value passes?
    Let me know if you find a due date or something, not seeing one
  153. Brian AmbuelUntil when can you buy the value passes?
    https://www.skihood.com/product/value-passes
  154. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yeah I couldn’t see one either just remembering the early bird passes back in the day and wondering if this is like that
  155. Matt avatar
    Early bird is practically right after the last season ends I think
    Brian Ambuel
  156. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I bought it boys
    2
  157. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/jakebrodes/status/1854631157070966960
  158. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh god I forgot to share all the I voted memes on my phone
  159. 
  160. Lazy dump
  161. Matt avatar
    I plan on using this a lot the next 4 years
  162. While I slowly convince you that President Xi will come save us
  163. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A noble goal
  164. We could all use some of the TikTok they’re using over there to train their future engineers
  165. But honestly. If embracing Chinese supremacy means that I have to give up the rizzler, they can come and fucking claim him
  166. Daniel Miller avatar
    What
  167. Matt avatar
    Bender is a big justice guy
  168. Cullen Conway avatar
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  169. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m a Costco guy
  170. Daniel Miller avatar
    I can’t picture you in a Costco
  171. It requires so much patience and suffering
  172. Matt avatar
    I also imagine Bender having a violent repulsion to Costco food which is what the costco guys are all about
  173. The food court food I mean
  174. Cullen Conway avatar
    I mean bender slams movie theater hot dogs and corn dogs
    Evan Bbbender
  175. Probably worse than the Costco dogs
  176. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys you are partially correct
  177. Dan is right, I fucking do not like going to Costco
  178. Cullen is also right
  179. I love a chicken bake and a slice
  180. Speaking of which
  181. Costco lunch tomorrow?
  182. Matt avatar
    How many booms will you rate it?
    Cullen Conway
  183. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Honestly I’m gonna go in record here and give it 5 booms
  184. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Guys pizza party at my house tomorrow
  185. 5 pm
  186. Dads and non dads invited
  187. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lfg
  188. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hell yeah
  189. Evan Bbbender avatar
    (Goon)
  190. Kyle Derrick avatar