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Wednesday, November 6, 2024

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    In getting tatted
  2. Did Trump win yet?
  3. Matt avatar
    Getting another barnacle?
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    More or less
  5. Another star and a henny bras armé
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle DerrickDid Trump win yet?
    https://x.com/ap/status/796253849497571328?s=46
    Brian Ambuel
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    Start the steal
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    Damnit evan
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He he
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 tat
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 election
  12. Fuck
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Loser
  14. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/JoeBiden/status/1809310761933525304
    Kyle Derrick
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daniel Miller
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Great now I’m horn
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
    How we feeling?
  18. Daniel Miller avatar
    😕
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    Go on…
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
    Not seeing any positive surprises for our girl at the moment
  21. Maybe the Midwest will come through
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Everything IS fucked everybody SUCKS
  23. Daniel Miller avatar
    John king , he’s still got it
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn people really don’t like Kamala Harris
  25. Daniel Miller avatar
    Bruce , get the mezcal
  26. Mezcal and week old Kit Kat bars.
  27. It’s not so bad
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    See it’s not such a bad thing to have a second Trump term
  29. Just think of how much better the economy will surely be
    Daniel Miller
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    The needle is back, Dan
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s amazing how people just willfully forget how many experts and people he appointed quit under him because of his wild willful incompetenc
  32. Like what the fuck
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan it’s not over bro
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, lots of counting to do
  35. Buttttttt not great
  36. Its like the shitbowl,
    Evan Bbbender
  37. Gonna need that final mayfield touchdown that doesn’t go to Cade Otton
  38. Brian Ambuel avatar
    She can win with just the Midwest I believe
    Daniel Miller
  39. PA WI MI
  40. plus Omaha
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, we need the corn folk
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Shitbowl! Shitbowl!
  43. What if the republicans are stealing it
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    If Ted Cruz loses his seat we can at least enjoy that
  45. https://x.com/strait_vibinn/status/1853959474450412027?s=46
    Daniel Miller
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Are we turning red?
  47. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/semaJ7272/status/1853977319553024347
  48. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/JoeBiden/status/1813715902250017022
    Evan Bbbender
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Are we truly a country of incels who love Joe Rogan and Elon musk?
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is this outcome to big to rig? Is that still an option?
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’d like to rig it
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    I just didn’t believe she worked at McDonalds
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wait
  54. Is it gonna be a tie
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    Transitioning to fear.
  56. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m trying not to but it’s like not great
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No it’s bad
  58. They owned the libs
  59. Cullen Conway avatar
    You did. You wanted to see this, I heard it from your widdle mouf
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
    Are we still going to be able to get our kids vaccinated
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    Let’s just say, get ready for some infectious disease
  62. We are going to, as a nation, rediscover what vaccines had been doing
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Don’t worry about regulations either, that’s a thing of the past thanks to the dept of government efficiency (doge)
  64. Everything is going to be much more efficient
  65. Daniel Miller avatar
    Goodbye china
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And Elon musk will be there first trillionaire
  67. Daniel Miller avatar
    John king can get it
  68. Brian Ambuel avatar
    NYT Needle just went from 88->87 we are so back
    2
  69. Daniel Miller avatar
    Could be the R popular vote since 2004
  70. Cullen Conway avatar
    Not if that current needle trajectory holds
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Look at the bright side
  72. Or government is going to be sooo BASED
  73. Our
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ve seen enough, I’m deleting twitter
    Daniel Miller
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    Cullen prepare the gash. I’m going to angrily fuck it until they count every last vote
    Max Lieberman
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I wonder if Biden dropping out earlier and holding a primary would have made a difference
  77. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Evan BbbenderI’ve seen enough, I’m deleting twitter
    I will definitely be off Twitter once this is final
  78. Evan BbbenderI’ve seen enough, I’m deleting twitter
    Elon will be insufferable when involved in the affairs of state
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Agree
  80. I just cannot use that platform anymore
  81. Matt avatar
    Just trot out Liz Cheney a few more times and tell us how we all just need to be republicans to win
  82. Matt avatar
    Why didn’t Kamala do more to protect black men’s crypto assets?
    Evan Bbbender
  83. How’s that country over party stuff going for you? Oh Trump still got 94% of republican votes same as last time? Nothing to learn I guess
  84. Oh well now at least your average Democrat will care about things again instead of pretending everything is peachy
  85. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol. Yeah incredible how they lost ground nearly everywhere.
  86. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/ColmGuapo/status/1854151774296256659
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Get ready to have your porn taken away
  88. Matt avatar
    From my cold dead hands
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No more porn. Just god and guns
  90. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Drink all day?
    Daniel Miller
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m loading up on porn right now
  92. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The age of porn streaming is over
  93. It’s now downloading time
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is Kamala less popular than Hillary
  95. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/lemieuxlgm/status/1854029925914976292?s=46
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hell yeah
  97. Matt avatar
    People don’t want 2 Republican parties when they can just vote for the real thing
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m here for it let’s usher in the 1000 year Republican reich
  99. Cullen Conway avatar
    Shut up, bitch *defeated tone*
    2
  100. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just do yourself a favor and delete Twitter
  101. I really really wanted to get less Elon musk in my life and there’s no way I can use that platform anymore
  102. Fuck that guy straight to hell
  103. Daniel Miller avatar
    Fucking do it already. lol
    Cullen Conway
  104. Cullen Conway avatar
    As someone pointed out, at least we killed that fucking squirrel when we had the chance
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I deleted it last night
  106. At least everyone can celebrate the stock market and bitcoin going up today
    Kyle Derrick
  107. Like that’s what this is about right get some money fuck whatever happens next
  108. We won’t need regulatory apparatuses anymore hindering our businesses
  109. Well finally climb higher then ever and enrich a few % of Americans we did it
  110. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lunch today?
  111. Need a mid week Hoen
  112. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I have to go to the bad place today
    Kyle Derrick
  113. Daniel Miller avatar
    God damnt, RFK is on the radio
  114. Really wanted to be done with that guy
  115. Cullen Conway avatar
    Buckle up
    Daniel Miller
  116. Evan Bbbender avatar
    RFK is fine compared to musk because at least people know RFK fucking sucks
  117. Daniel Miller avatar
    Dude. You say musk/elon every third word
    3
  118. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hope they like cavities and infections disease
  119. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I fucking hate him he sticks
  120. Sucks
  121. Daniel Miller avatar
    We know
  122. RFK breaking the spasmodic dysphonia ceiling.
  123. Big day for Sam Olson
    Cullen Conway
  124. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jokes on him we never had fluoride in our water
  125. Portland was light years ahead of him in strange liberal ideology
  126. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, we believed in stupid. Conspiracies before it was cool
  127. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Has anyone spoken to the women about the importance of being safe with drugs this weekend?
    3
  128. Cullen Conway avatar
    “We’re getting fuuuuucked up” - Amanda
    2
  129. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Meth from 3 different sources
  130. Cuz we know there ain’t any blow out there
  131. Cullen Conway avatar
    Trost coast is meth for sure
  132. Daniel Miller avatar
    Do you think they’ll be snorting lines off of a pregnant woman ?
    Cullen Conway
  133. Too much?
  134. Too much.
  135. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Why is it that Latinos like trump so much
  136. I remember it cab ride to xochimilco at the end the driver just said “Kamala or trump” and looked at us funny when we said Kamala
  137. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I trade mahomes to Max for Keon Coleman
    -Coleman drops td and gets injured
    -mahomes has his best game all season
  138. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Glad to see you have reverted to default settings
  139. Also, mahomes ia the GOAT
    2
  140. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I Galaxy brained it
  141. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Any daddies around this weekend who want to hang with a non dad or should the non dads form a super pac and drink by themselves
    2
  142. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yes
  143. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yes
  144. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes
  145. Daniel Miller avatar
    Also, my sister in law just called my asking how to buy Bitcoin “to make a quick buck”, so that’s where we are at today.
    Cullen Conway2
  146. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Hahaha tell her to buy DJT options instead
  147. Daniel Miller avatar
    Omg, funny enough she knew about that, said she couldn’t bring herself to do it.
  148. Degenerate gamblers everywhere
  149. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You should tell her it’s all the same trade lol
  150. Cullen Conway avatar
    Leel
  151. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean it is, this is a trump trade
  152. Cullen Conway avatar
    😆
  153. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Listen Cullen I’m sorry your dumbass needs to hire an FA to buy you SPY but don’t take it out on me
  154. Daniel Miller avatar
    The fabled Incel Index
  155. Evan Bbbender avatar
  156. Daniel Miller avatar
    DJT, TSLA, BTC
  157. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m merely pointing out your lol at the end of your comment evan
  158. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Very good carryon
  159. Daniel Miller avatar
    Throw a short Ukraine and long Russian in there
  160. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Look you’ve got yourself a sophisticated financial product there
  161. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Why does BTC fit in there?
  162. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Will you be taking any polymarket action in trump’s cabinet this term dan?
    Daniel Miller
  163. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is Trump pumping BTC?
  164. Daniel Miller avatar
    Trump’s cronies are very into Crypto
  165. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Are you a Trump crony?
  166. Aren’t you very into crypto?
  167. Daniel Miller avatar
    All men are not socrates
  168. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I wonder if people are also sort of quietly acknowledging inflation is going to come back but that’s great for number go up
  169. Daniel Miller avatar
    They are . The dollar is booming today and rates are skyrocketing
  170. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daniel MillerAll men are not socrates
    Are you saying his reasoning is sophistic?
    Daniel Miller
  171. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its fun to remember that you know how to read
  172. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I forgot a long time ago
  173. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its like in the deep recesses of your brain, buried under Japanese tentacle porn and various of images of Elon without a shirt.
  174. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Tentacu 👅
  175. I kind of wonder if the like “number go up” idea here is one of those late stage capitalism things like crippling inflation may be on the horizon but we can still get the bag lol
  176. Daniel Miller avatar
    The expectation is high growth and high inflation
  177. With protectionism thrown in there
  178. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sprinkle some tariffs on your cereal
  179. Daniel Miller avatar
    So yeah, people will fell to risky assets in an effort to get that bag
    Evan Bbbender
  180. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Put a little cocaine in your gringo baby powder
  181. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hence my sister in law calling me during her work day as General Counsel at Columbia asking how to buy BTC
  182. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can we scam her?
  183. Daniel Miller avatar
    All men must grift.
  184. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Better yet, get her into some low cap altcoin “gems”
  185. Daniel Miller avatar
    Have you heard of FWOG !?
  186. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Chart looks good
  187. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol.
  188. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone else still getting texts from Kamala?
  189. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just me but I’m having an affair with her
  190. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Whoa
  191. She just sends me pussy pics
  192. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah you gotta upgrade
  193. She sends me pics and all I have to do is send her prepaid cards
  194. Cullen Conway avatar
    2
  195. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Make my hair great again
  196. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://www.newsweek.com/project-2025-porn-ban-trump-presidency-1981587
  197. How the fuck was this not a major campaign focus for Kamala
  198. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A porn ban would be sooooo funny
  199. Except for my pebis :(
  200. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bro that’s what I’ve been saying
  201. It’s part of project 2025
  202. Daniel Miller avatar
    Didn’t think Bridgeton would make it to that article
  203. Also, like 90% of my twitter followers are sex bots
  204. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Elon baby
  205. Daniel Miller avatar
    More fucking Elon
  206. Whatever, VPNs are freaking everywhere these days
  207. I’ll just “go to Australia” for a quick wank
    Cullen Conway
  208. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s not the point
  209. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is the point that Cullen is reading Newsweek ?
    Cullen Conway
  210. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The government wants to take our hands off our dicks
  211. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bullshit
  212. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Axolotl*
  213. Cullen Conway avatar
    This isn’t weekend adjacent
  214. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s facism adjacent though
    Cullen Conway
  215. I’m on a bender as protest