Friday, September 6, 2024

This is quality content

https://x.com/realdonaldtrump/status/347765030500069376?s=46

It’s crazy that this person managed these two very different things

FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY

Let’s go Carson Steele

Over under 1 snap?

Ooo

Damn I’ll take the under

Actually he’s gonna get his

Maybe 2-3

Evan, have you deemed your fantasy team a bunch of bums yet?

Hopping on the waiver wire immediately

Usually doesn’t take you much more than a drive to overreacted

Patrick Mahomes has no points!!!!

That’s a love

Would

Oops

wtf

That doesn’t happen

Did kc play in the opener last year and lose to lions?

Did she ever get all the way through?

Yeah

Did the corn help?

Me giving evan the corn

Trust me, I know

More hummus for Dan’s bench!

Worthy is apparently filthy he just needs 3 touches

It’s going to be even better when you start him next week and he gets 3.4

https://x.com/uwutoowo1/status/1831381634995871959

Jesus

What time do you want to dip Evan?

11? 11:30?

Cullen’s availability is gonna drive that a bit

Right right

Also might grab some banh mi for the river

Love that I was gonna make lunch but that sounds dank

Yeah I’ll try to have an answer soon

By 10

But max if you’re buying sandwiches I’d take one

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Oh I love me some an xuyen

Choose your weapon

This make me miss suae

Meatball ask to add pâté

Max can I add a couple? I’ll go with #5 and let you know in a bit with the second

Yeah sounds good - I’ll go around 930

Also hitting Trader Joe’s if anyone needs beer or whatever

In like 30

I want a big fucking jar of cum my man

1 cum add pate

Any chance you’d be a doll and swoop me on the way to 205? Mercedes needs car this afternoon and biking with a cooler bag seems terribl

That might depend on how big that jar of cum is

Bro I only have like 2 hours to fill this jar full of cum

Better get cummin

Get some milk

Goon milk?

We’re all out of goon milk

Goon bistro opens at 11 I think

Make that 2 #5s thanks homie

https://x.com/garbitchman/status/1831787396691787966?s=46

Those were the party days

I’ve been upgraded to probable

Very nice

Evan I’ll try to be to your place around 11

I’m bringing a jar

I’ve got some extra cum if you guys wanna take it

Fresh squeezed

Can you swoop my bro on the way down Cullen? It’s on the way @ 5826 NE Rodney

🖕

Yeah sure

Thanks bro. You got his number?

Yeah

Here’s our last exchange

Old mister mint tip

Sandwich for Brian, Brian’s boy, Cully and Bender

Obtained

Brian’s boy is also his brother

No

Can’t really argue with that

Max you bringing a footy?

Bring the footy

Heading to get David and then Evans now

Yes I will

And some guns

Bring the handcuffs

And the chains

Don’t forget the shackles, please you did last time and were going to need those shackles this time

Guaranteed drowning

Brian are you ready

Yeah I’m walking up 21st now

Lemme know eta

5-10

Evan is taking an evan route

Here

Someone do a ponciano for me

Sorry man - all of us still have structurally sound pelvises

Got this too late

SAD!

Who is the stud in the background?

Carl

Beefcake

Big dick Carl