Saturday, September 7, 2024

Did the pack get that white corner?

No the eagles did

The ol double 12 play!!

Nice

12v12 is fair

Agree

Hunter DeJeune has a flawless first series. 0 career points scored against him

Man Carl has such a huge dick

BIG DICK CARL

Lot of Carl meat at the falls eh?

Sounds like we missed out

Awful pass there

Terrible

Is edge rusher an oxymoron?

No

You can’t rush and edge

Mutually exclusive

How did GB immediately get the ball back I missed that

Turnover

Refs are so involved in every game now

HOW

IS THAT NOT GROUNDING

Pass was destroyed by a defender

Disrupted

No it was absolutely joy

Not

Not joy

Joy

Not joy

Mine are alive and well Dan

I have a cool $1 bet

With a $500k payout

.70 on one (alive), .30 on another (also alive)

Not looking good for the pack

Barkley going to be fantasy god?

Ez Super Bowl win

Oh it’s love time

Lfg

This is what he got paid for

I go for it there

Mom’s spaghetti

Listen the packers are winning the Super Bowl

Hero ball

lol

Why did he do that

Uh oh

I just watched any given Sunday I know Willis is about to ball out next week

Kind of a lame ending

I was all loaded up to talk shit about Jordan love not being clutch and then the dummy gets hurt and ruins the bit

So bummed man looked like acl

He looked fine on the sideline at the end that was a flop he didn’t want my clutch talk heat

Is that the smoke god?

Yes

Anyone bum a cog from him last night?

Max bummed ciggies but not from the god

Did you secondarily bum cigs from Max then

Of course

Only drunken Cullen would dare approach the god and bump a cog

Hell yeah he would

You have

And he hated you for it

Drunk Cullen has

I’m not drunk

You’re right. Sober cullen is too cowardly

The original coward

He cowardly didn’t invite any of his friends without kids to dinner at a brewery

You mean to see red yarn?

I’m gonna bike there evan

I’m going to Red Yarn

Love puppets

Hell yeah just Evan wasn’t invited

To be fair i invited myself

Hell yeah

When I heard there was bespoke children’s songs

What the fuck is red yarn

Exactly

A children’s performer

Evan you should come and get real real drunk but also eat way too much to the point you’re engorged and start calling yourself Jaba the Slut in a gross drunken slur and be offputtingly sexual

I’m actually going up to Kenton to go here

That place fucks.

Not anymore. It is sadly permanently closed

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