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Thursday, September 5, 2024

  1. Max Lieberman avatar
    Cuckbucks!
  2. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://x.com/lord_arse/status/1831401910991253571?s=46
    Evan Bbbender
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/mexic0la_/status/1831516668637671566?s=46
  4. David Sacks continuing to show himself to be a true piece of shit
  5. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Evan I could be down for a water excursion tomorrow and am 100% in for watching the game somewhere
    Evan Bbbender
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m also somewhat in on a water excursion
  7. I’d probably prefer cock
  8. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Would also do late horn->Packer game double header if water excursion doesn’t happen
  9. Matt
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Love this
  11. Nobody wants naked falls?
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s more of a commitment and I probably can’t be completely off the grid
  13. Matt avatar
    Negative we are camping after the party
  14. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’d do either tbh
    Evan Bbbender
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cuz that’s where I want to go
  16. Well that’s what I says
  17. It’s a little further yeah though
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can’t do naked falls
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Why
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Are you talking Friday or Saturday after party?
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    It doesn’t have cell service and I have to monitor shit and also pick up my daughter at 4:30 and it’s further away
  22. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Friday
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What do you have to monitor?
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Okay no for me on water excursion Friday
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    Work bro
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You can be back in time to pick up Maeve
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    And my dick
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You can’t take a day off is something going to explode
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ok I’m out
    2
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Thank god
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m out for packers too
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ow you’re just being spiteful
  33. Now
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  35. That’s because my wife is from Philly
  36. And I’m watching with her Philly fam
  37. But I did want to do cock rock
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I just haven’t been to naked falls in 2 years
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
  40. Cullen Conway avatar
    If I can somehow solidify some work stuff and make it I’ll let yall know
    2
  41. What time would you be leaving my
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think like 10 would be good?
  43. Maybe like 9:30?
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ah ok I’m out
  45. Why would you go outt that early
  46. Won’t even be got yet
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What time would work?
  48. 11?
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    11 would be considerably more feasible than 9:30
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol yeah alright we could do that too
  51. Brian Ambuel avatar
    If we leave at 11, seems like we could get a good 3 hours there and still make it back in time. Seems good
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah that fux
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    Can I bring my stand up paddle board to naked falls?
  54. And just like float in the main pool where people jump
    Evan Bbbender
  55. Matt avatar
    Yes
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I would like to see you carry it down the embankment
  57. Preferably fully inflated
    Cullen Conway
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d leave the fin off and ride it down the embankment, erect
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Now that’s a fucking SEND
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Who is getting the bag for naked falls?
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Alex
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wonderbar
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Actually Nicole might be joining us so she could be in charge of the bag, albeit a mushroom bag
  64. My car will be pretty full but I should be able to drive anyone who wants to go
  65. Max are you in?
  66. Brian Ambuel avatar
    My bro wants to come
  67. So maybe two cars?
  68. The Highlander fits 7 technically but the back is a real bitch for anything more than a short drive
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah at that point probably two cars
  70. Lol yeah I’ve been back there
  71. You need to get a car pass though
  72. Do they still need to be printed out?
  73. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What time yall aiming to be back?
  74. 4?
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    3:30/4
  76. Like 3 hours there is definitely enough
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Brian/cullen/max my car is completely open if y’all want to roll with me
  78. We’d have enough room for us + Dave as well
  79. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yeah I’d love a ride if we can all fit
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah we good
  81. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ve been downgraded to likely out tomorrow but I’ll let you know if that changes somehow
    2
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    FUCK
  83. Max you need ride daddy
  84. Max Lieberman avatar
    Yeah need ride
    Brian AmbuelEvan Bbbender
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can yall imagine eatin’ azz on a day this hot?
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 azz
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 97
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 yummy hummus tuddy
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I win!
  90. Kyle Derrick avatar
    A flurry
  91. Matt avatar
    Wow what a bunch of try hards
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Rare to get that participation level
  93. Cullen Conway avatar
    Fuck your dick, Matt
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fuck my dick, Cullen
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  95. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/spencers_tweets/status/1831746713335541862
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  96. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/numetal_moment/status/1831817002601869507
  97. Who’s going to the linkin park tour?