Thursday, August 15, 2024

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Feel like there’s some poetic justice in Roger Stone being the one who got phished in the Trump hack but the media is extremely cucked for not releasing any of i

Where you thinking for dinner tomorrow?

I’m thinking we should just slurp up some goop at stream

Possibly hawthorn food carts or those wonderlove carts I reckon is easy for a large party

Let’s try the wonderlove ones

Oh I guess it’s your birthday weekend now HUH

I GUESS WE SHOULD JUST DO THAT SHOULDNT WE

You fucking suggested it

yeah I’m kidding

Those work for me

I mean our last trip to Hawthorne food carts was not great

Iirc

Yah they kinda suck!

They don’t suck

Just mid

But I don’t know a great spot for a lot of people

Mid approximates to kinda suck

Yes that was my rationale as well

Average or mediocre

Suck is quite a bit further on the spectrum

Like I’m fine eating mid meals if necessary, but I’ll pass on something that I think sucks

A La rollin fresh

Which is actually probably more mid then suck

We get it bro

Yah

Well, it sounds like yall thought mid meant sucks

Kinda sucks

Well, without going any further, I suppose we will agree it doesn’t paint anything in a positive manner

So yes, applies to Hawthorne food carts

Hear, hear!

How many people we looking at?

2-20

Hmmm I reckon around 10?

Bag?

God no

That means nothing from evan

Ask him if he’s still saying god no after 5 beers

And at the Goodfoot

5 beers?

That’s all you take me for?

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Agony

Football sucks

Only the Vikings have bad luck with injuries

Not if you’re a masochist or a chiefs fan

Oh not if you’re hitler

Need some explanation on that one

Hitler loved Mahomes

Honestly we were just in Berchtesgaden recently and there was a ton of chiefs logos everywhere

Alright so let’s do a hoen count for tomorrow who’s in

Kyle I didn’t say my misery was unique just pronounced

This preseason has been a war zone

And does contain a unique misery, which is a first round QB going down for the year without playing a game

Which has never happened

Please allow matt and I to grieve without chastisement  

I wasn’t chastising matt

Give Evan a sleeper

Jordan Addison

I need a sleeper

Tan Marino

Guys who is in

My dick

Lol that’s pretty funny who else

I assume alysa and myself

Though Alysa is tbd as the subject has not been broached and she loves to stay home

Amanda, Maeve, and I are in

K

K

This is good info

That looks like 9

We might be able to do afuri

But idk if you feel comfortable bringing Maeve?

I feel like I’ve eaten with Maeve there before

Maeve has eaten there

You have

Which is strange

But it was lunch

!

Oh Jen is in too

I can’t but Anna will come around 8ish if y’all are still hanging after dinner

Yezzzir

She was very small

But this is Afuri

We’re going it

6pm?

We’re doing afuri?

Not carts?

Can we do a little earlier? 5:30?

Yeah that’s fine

What happened to happy hour? I’m supposed to stay sober all day Friday?

I was confused by that as well

My god

Matt let’s putt out at birdie time as a pregame

It’s right down the street

And evan hates it

We can meet at 4

And drink

Then go to Afuri at 5:30

We are not going to putt putt

Maybe you’re not, loser

So birdie time @ 4?

Matt is this meme going around you bro?

That is very obviously Faramir, son of Denethor the Steward of Gondor

Mercedes and I are in for dinner and putt

Fuck

I already got the reservation for 8

We’ll stand

I’ll see if I can change to 10

Call and add more duh

Yes thank you

I am aiming for 4:30 for Putt

Not 4

I am aiming for your little mouf for cum

Also have a buddy in town - can we do 11?

That’s a lot…

No

He doesn’t know you but he flew in to celebrate your birthday

He can press his face against the window outside and watch

I uh can’t do more than 8

So I’m sorry

But yall should come maybe they can smash us in

Or we fuck the carts

I’m sorry? I made a reservation

Eh nooo go get Japanese

We can meet before after whatever

Or we’ll stand

Make me cum

Or we’ll cum

I’m sure they might be amenable maybe

Idk I mean I can cancel it

But I’d like to eat there

Yeah don’t cancel it man it’s your birthday

Yall should just try and hop in and see if they have room

I won’t be doing putt putt because even if I wanted to my hand is too fucked

(And I don’t want to, and never want to)

Just use your dick coward

Yeah waggle your cock at them

They will surely bow and seat 11

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Absolute heat

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I prefer the opposite ratio

420 ratio