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Thursday, August 15, 2024

  1. Matt avatar
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  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/itsdansheehan/status/1823917646624252136?s=46
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  3. Matt avatar
    Feel like there’s some poetic justice in Roger Stone being the one who got phished in the Trump hack but the media is extremely cucked for not releasing any of i
    Cullen Conway
  4. Matt avatar
    Where you thinking for dinner tomorrow?
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m thinking we should just slurp up some goop at stream
  6. Possibly hawthorn food carts or those wonderlove carts I reckon is easy for a large party
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    Let’s try the wonderlove ones
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh I guess it’s your birthday weekend now HUH
  9. I GUESS WE SHOULD JUST DO THAT SHOULDNT WE
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    You fucking suggested it
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    yeah I’m kidding
  12. Those work for me
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I mean our last trip to Hawthorne food carts was not great
  14. Iirc
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yah they kinda suck!
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    They don’t suck
  17. Just mid
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But I don’t know a great spot for a lot of people
  19. Mid approximates to kinda suck
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes that was my rationale as well
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Average or mediocre
  22. Suck is quite a bit further on the spectrum
  23. Like I’m fine eating mid meals if necessary, but I’ll pass on something that I think sucks
  24. A La rollin fresh
  25. Which is actually probably more mid then suck
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    We get it bro
    Daniel Miller
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yah
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well, it sounds like yall thought mid meant sucks
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kinda sucks
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well, without going any further, I suppose we will agree it doesn’t paint anything in a positive manner
  31. So yes, applies to Hawthorne food carts
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hear, hear!
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    How many people we looking at?
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    2-20
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmmm I reckon around 10?
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bag?
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    God no
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    That means nothing from evan
  39. Ask him if he’s still saying god no after 5 beers
  40. And at the Goodfoot
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    5 beers?
  42. That’s all you take me for?
  43. https://x.com/sleepernfl/status/1824118091070238796?s=46
  44. Agony
  45. Matt avatar
    Football sucks
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Only the Vikings have bad luck with injuries
    Matt
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not if you’re a masochist or a chiefs fan
  48. Matt avatar
    Oh not if you’re hitler
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Need some explanation on that one
  50. Matt avatar
    Hitler loved Mahomes
    Evan Bbbender
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Honestly we were just in Berchtesgaden recently and there was a ton of chiefs logos everywhere
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  52. Alright so let’s do a hoen count for tomorrow who’s in
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle I didn’t say my misery was unique just pronounced
  54. This preseason has been a war zone
  55. And does contain a unique misery, which is a first round QB going down for the year without playing a game
  56. Which has never happened
  57. Please allow matt and I to grieve without chastisement  
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I wasn’t chastising matt
  59. Cullen Conway avatar
    Give Evan a sleeper
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Jordan Addison
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I need a sleeper
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Tan Marino
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys who is in
  64. Matt avatar
    My dick
    Cullen Conway
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol that’s pretty funny who else
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I assume alysa and myself
  67. Though Alysa is tbd as the subject has not been broached and she loves to stay home
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    Amanda, Maeve, and I are in
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
  70. Cullen Conway avatar
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is good info
  72. That looks like 9
  73. We might be able to do afuri
  74. But idk if you feel comfortable bringing Maeve?
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I feel like I’ve eaten with Maeve there before
  76. Cullen Conway avatar
    Maeve has eaten there
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You have
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Which is strange
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But it was lunch
  80. !
  81. Matt avatar
    Oh Jen is in too
  82. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I can’t but Anna will come around 8ish if y’all are still hanging after dinner
    Evan Bbbender
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yezzzir
  84. Cullen Conway avatar
    She was very small
  85. But this is Afuri
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’re going it
  87. 6pm?
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    We’re doing afuri?
  89. Not carts?
  90. Can we do a little earlier? 5:30?
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah that’s fine
  92. Matt avatar
    What happened to happy hour? I’m supposed to stay sober all day Friday?
  93. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was confused by that as well
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My god
  95. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt let’s putt out at birdie time as a pregame
  96. It’s right down the street
  97. And evan hates it
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  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We can meet at 4
  99. And drink
  100. Then go to Afuri at 5:30
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We are not going to putt putt
  102. Cullen Conway avatar
    Maybe you’re not, loser
  103. Matt avatar
    So birdie time @ 4?
    Cullen ConwayMax Lieberman
  104. Cullen Conway avatar
  105. Matt is this meme going around you bro?
  106. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That is very obviously Faramir, son of Denethor the Steward of Gondor
  107. Max Lieberman avatar
    Mercedes and I are in for dinner and putt
  108. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck
  109. I already got the reservation for 8
  110. Max Lieberman avatar
    We’ll stand
    Evan Bbbender
  111. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll see if I can change to 10
  112. Matt avatar
    Call and add more duh
  113. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes thank you
  114. Matt avatar
    Attachment
  115. Cullen Conway avatar
    I am aiming for 4:30 for Putt
  116. Not 4
  117. Matt avatar
    I am aiming for your little mouf for cum
    Cullen Conway
  118. Max Lieberman avatar
    Also have a buddy in town - can we do 11?
    Matt
  119. That’s a lot…
  120. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No
  121. Max Lieberman avatar
    He doesn’t know you but he flew in to celebrate your birthday
    Cullen Conway
  122. Matt avatar
    He can press his face against the window outside and watch
  123. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I uh can’t do more than 8
  124. So I’m sorry
  125. But yall should come maybe they can smash us in
  126. Cullen Conway avatar
    Or we fuck the carts
  127. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m sorry? I made a reservation
  128. Max Lieberman avatar
    Eh nooo go get Japanese
  129. We can meet before after whatever
  130. Or we’ll stand
  131. Cullen Conway avatar
    Make me cum
  132. Max Lieberman avatar
    Or we’ll cum
  133. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m sure they might be amenable maybe
  134. Idk I mean I can cancel it
  135. But I’d like to eat there
  136. Max Lieberman avatar
    Yeah don’t cancel it man it’s your birthday
  137. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yall should just try and hop in and see if they have room
  138. I won’t be doing putt putt because even if I wanted to my hand is too fucked
  139. (And I don’t want to, and never want to)
  140. Matt avatar
    Just use your dick coward
    Cullen Conway
  141. Max Lieberman avatar
    Yeah waggle your cock at them
  142. They will surely bow and seat 11
  143. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/acyn/status/1824187096401318126?s=46
  144. Absolute heat
  145. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/PMTsportsbiz/status/1824169578794193303
  146. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I prefer the opposite ratio
  147. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 ratio