Friday, June 23, 2023

Wo ist hoen?

https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/1672039954300510208

https://twitter.com/wideofthepost/status/1672002522829971459

Dude I had this thought on my morning walk earlier that Zuck should get into the ring with that look

Oh I’m late to the Zuck text message

https://twitter.com/ThePostsOffice/status/1671904043365543937

https://twitter.com/jesuslasupajew/status/1672074303985053696

https://twitter.com/kingofphinland/status/1671887458081075206?s=46

He will come for Rogans podcast crown after the jets

https://twitter.com/JaneOst_/status/1672237937516515328

https://twitter.com/wapplehouse/status/1672235647761801217

Zucc shredded tho

He’s going to run circles around Elon

Until the octagon pit opens up mid 3rd round to reveal a volcano

No one fucks like the boys at steam

Nobody fucks like the boys at steam

HOEN!

https://twitter.com/wapplehouse/status/1672235647761801217?s=20

I already sent this Cullen

Hahaha

I have become Evan, resender of content

I’m tired bro

Where hoen

Evan, what was the name of that spot we went to for dumpling week?

Bro, no

😈

Zuck would absolutely destroy elon

In fisticuffs

Elon about to get juiced to the gills and use that size advantage

Zuck knows jiu jitsu

I am confident he would win by submission in first round

I think zucc has that dawg in him

Whereas Elon just has transphobia and cheeseburgers in him

Weird feeling to root for Mark

How did they do this to me?

Elon gonna get on that shit that makes your head grow like Rogan

Listen guys we gotta get down to brass tacks here

Where + wen hoen

Bad

It sucks

The torta is a weak ass wannabe sandwich

My chances of coming have catastrophically imploded

Now the burrito or the taco

O no

Big’s chicken?

I could eat chiggen

That’s a big chiggen

Tho also kinda want messican

There is a taco place that serves home made tortillas out of a convenience store right next to bigs chiggen if you want a little walking hoen sample

It’s p good

Hm that’s an idea

It’s on like 45th and Glisan

It’s fried chiggen and chiggen sammies

Noon?

I’m not huge on Biggs

It’s not the best tbh

Matt you got anywhere you wanna go

Of course not

Guero burger is incredible

I mean I haven’t been to guero in a while so I guess I could try the burger

It’s got a ton of shid on it

Ok fine I’m sold

I was just defending guero. Never had a torta but the burger is dank and the bowls are good

Skeet

Skeetilydoo

Sounds like we’ll be 4

We gots a max

I’m bringing your mushrooms max

Bring his cum

😋

Bring my cum

😝

Drinking?

Or fuckin’?

Jen was wondering if you guys could be convinced to do a late lunch at 1:30 instead so she can join

Whoooo boy that is late

I mean I guess so on the singular condition that we still convene at noon to have beer

I could maybe make 1:30

My chances would be back up to 50%

Hmm that’s pretty nice right there

What say the gentlemen

I’d give that the ol zuck n fuck 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

Who here would like to meet at noon to bar?

HVAC dude is on the way so I should be free around 12:15 or so for hoen adjacent activities

Love that

Did you see above about meeting up at noon then eating at 1:30?

Noon at stammistch?

Throb oh my knob

On*

Should I grab an outside table?

Me thicc

Mr thicc fuck you apple

Good content

Grab my widdle mouf and fuck it

I thicc too

The only shaded table is adjacent to a father and his 2 sons

Do they look like boys at steam?

Rule #1

I thought you’re at the bar?

There are children at stammtich?

I’m at stammtisch

Yea with their da

I did not realize stammtisch is kid friendly

Isn’t that where we boot?

Tis

Where are you wanksters

On my way!

Max & matt where y’all at?

Leaving in a min

Where are you wanksters

When you guys wanna meet up at Steam?

We’re at the land

What

Buelah?

The land under the sea where barnacles grow

Yeah

Nice

Come hang?

But that’s unrelated to my question

I’m heading to the nude sunbathing deck at Steam

After beuhlah big steam bj party

Y’all still at Buelah and or confirming to chill? Or dispersing

Dispersed

I am leaving Beulah and headed to strike

Lol. Getting dickered before the strike

Yessir

Strike juice

About to pass out on the curb spooning a healthcare hero sign

Like every hood nurse should

I have entered the blood brain barrier

Having some gsex are yah?

420 gsex

Fuck

Wrecked by the clock

Indeed