Saturday, June 24, 2023

https://twitter.com/KDTrey5/status/1374168150015680512

https://twitter.com/DeeboDuke/status/1672405927645814785

KD is just a next level poster, I was a never a fan until I learned how elite he is at twitter

I drink your bath water Scarlett Johansson

Absolutely deranged for an a-lister to have his level of commitment to arguing with his twitter trolls lol

Really makes you appreciate how miserable everyone is

Guys I want to go to the meadery soon

Jesus my neighborhood is lit with pedapaloozers

It’s lit and loud night

I mean it looks very fun

It is fun bro

I don’t believe you

I’m not claiming to be there, just that it’s fucking fun. We’ve done it several times and it was fun.

Lol when

Wut

?

I don’t know what we’re doing here

The fuck

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1672410133832298500?s=46

Well zuck just won a jiujitsu tourney

And that’s not dated

Date my dick, kyle

Or shut up

I’m gonna amp you up today

Hard

My cns will already be firing. Hard

He competed I didn’t see anything about him winning a tourney

https://twitter.com/cosmepolitics/status/1672374610644312065?s=46

Or are we over these jokes? Is it Russia only jokes now?

I am looking at a cnn article saying he won gold and silver medals in a tourney.

Upon further inspection it was only white belts so it doesn’t matter much

Yeah that means less than nothing then

I still think he clowns Elon

Easily

Maybe. He’s 5’7 and Elon has like 80 pounds on him

Elon could lay on his tiny ass and crush

Not if he kicks him in the pebis

80 pounds of fat

He’s probably weaker strength wise and also on worse shape

Mass is mass bro you gonna act like zuck is a little muscle manlet?

No but Elon looks like he hasn’t had any physical activity in years

Also til what a manlet is

If Elon has half a brain he got on TRT immediately haha

Let’s settle this debate on the betting site of our choice

Evan

Dig a big fucking hole

And fight matt in it

That’s how you settle this

Matt doesn’t know that in 4th grade I was a brown belt in taekwondo 😈

Don’t know if it would be fair to fight anyone with these registered weapons

And besides, I’m a pacifist

I only want ganja

Lol they giving brown belts to 4th graders

I don’t know if it carries the same weight as an adult belt but I was like 9 years old so I had no fucking clue

That’s what I mean. I think a brown belt normally takes like a decade to earn

Yea they probably are like here you go kid good job you’re a real killer

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1672378585787801600

In other news, Heather has left to go to Portugal and I’m going to be alone, naked and afraid if anyone wants to do anything toda

https://twitter.com/normcharlatan/status/1672604980086276096

лучшие ингредиенты, лучшая пицца. слава революции!

Come drink in the park with Kyle, Alysa, Amanda, Maeve, and myself

Truly

There may even be henny

(There will be)

🤔

Hmmmm

Mayhaps!

I have a fresh liter of henny ready to be cracked

There's always money in the hot dog stand

That’s a love

https://twitter.com/allahliker/status/1672617791092924416

https://twitter.com/jack_vening/status/1672549901841076230

God damned Cyrillic characters

Can one be a gay pornstar without being gay?

A jobs a job

It’s called gay4pay Kyle

Nice

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1672735686817124353

420 soft testes

https://twitter.com/jesuslasupajew/status/1672402522969890818