Thursday, June 22, 2023

The lack preview is making it really easy to ignore

This is a new sidewalk find

9mm Irvington slug

What streets?

16th and Stanton

Ain’t no where safe

Catch a bullet anywear

Apparently

Though this is obviously unspent it’s still weird

That’s why I keep that thang on me

Cigarettes?

My dick

Lol pebis

https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1671703167103569922

Get him suck

Suck

ZUCK

Volcano time!!

Zuck my 👅

😝

Elon tweeted that

I didn’t really get it

https://twitter.com/cobratate/status/1671827221890179075?s=46

Be submarine idea

New*

Also just learned about this, which has made me deeply respect Southwest Airlines

https://twitter.com/trungtphan/status/1671717170332712963?s=46 (https://twitter.com/trungtphan/status/1671717170332712963?s=46)

Which leads me to their CEO’s promotional training video, something I think kyle should recreate for his process of getting ready for the softball season

https://twitter.com/TrungTPhan/status/1671720383664513024

Friday Hoen check?

Hoen, hoen

I’m taking Stew to the vet at 10:45 and he might be pretty fucked up so I’m gonna have to play this one by ear

I’m 90%

78%

100%

Fuck this is looking like a good turnout

Also, I hope stew is ok

Also also, where should we fux

Yeah didn’t mean to cause concern - thanks boys

What’s wrong with Stew

He needs some routine check-up stuff but he hates the vet

So I need to drug him heavily

Last time they had to put him under

I might pop some of his gabapentin

In solidarity with him

Last time I ate a gummy with him while he was fucked up and we chilled together

Oh man well I hope he fares well tomorrow

Thanks bud

He’ll be fine

He got traumatized as a pup during COVID times. We weren’t able to go in with him so he went in alone and got injected, microchipped, etc.

I don’t blame him for being wary now

He trotted in happily the first time and came out the other side less happy haha

https://twitter.com/jeremysmiles/status/1671922128948543510?s=46

Fix your dumbass website elon

He’s training for the octagon bro

Can we schedule this for a submarine match?

I’m coming for a ride-by cullen

Light him up

gang shit

I know where you can find a single 9mm bullet

Well actually I disposed of it

Matt, try not to make too much noise…like don’t get Stew barking please haha

Maeve is sleeping and Amanda will not enjoy her waking right now

Light him up

Stew is in the basement with me currently

Light. Him. Up.

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1671950254281818113?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

What does this mean

Are they dead or not

Thank you

Sorry they didn’t suffer, matt

Maybe next time

Where y’all wanna hoen tomorrow

What does your widdle mouf say?

Let’s do messican

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1671960022916448256

Lool

420 cum