Saturday, February 11, 2023

420 cream

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/10/us/oregon-olcc-pappy-van-winkle-bourbon.html

Fuck yeah

O lawdY

What sounds better

Aging with grace or aging with dignity

Evan, you’re spitting

Which one

Or cut my dick off

Do you get my reference?

No

Kirk: It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?

Luanne: Kirk, you're spitting.

Ohhh

That is a piece of the puzzle I did not know

https://twitter.com/modsiww/status/1624100390626111507?s=46&t=aED1t5Xb6B0cPsbboVz4DQ

So lit

I saw that American psycho sex meme with those shoes/legs in it

It was good

“Anyone else already watch the new last of us? Holy fuck it was another banger”

- my friend

I forgot it came out tonight

My friend being Fucking Nick

https://twitter.com/StyledApe/status/1624194079826345984

I’ll be a Cumtonian

Love stav

Wait is he still on cumtown?

I don’t think he is anymore, I don’t listen though

Maybe kristina can get him to come down on that price

She’s not far from Blaine

I’ll ask her

Thank you

At least she could drive out and swoop it

If we pull the trigger

Come to think of it, Kristina could be the artist…

No I asked her to do it in watercolor

I mean she’s good but is she THAT good

Good call

It’s a really good concept

It needs more sauce all over his white robe

I also think a rendition at cullens would be good with hot pot instead of hot dog and there’s oily red broth/meatballs all over his robe and bok choi on the floor

I like that a lot

It’s all over the walls as well

Oh my yes

https://twitter.com/oldfriend99/status/1624444840682438656

That would be sick

Kyle, seems like a bull market

I will be in SE it any of you [fucking idiots] want to have lunch, or matt if you want to meet at tabor

Would but work

https://twitter.com/dojacat/status/1622794550145318912?s=46&t=-m6b4LaRBBZJkejCPNeL7A

Ok a few things here:

1) Love that Doja Cat is still fart on Twitter

2) Evan did you write this?

It’s true lyrical genius

Holy shit

And seems heavily influenced by Evan

I need to do a collab with this woman

Lol seriously bro

It’s really good

It’s so good

She gets a little Stevie nicks on there

I couldn’t believe it when I heard it haha

He is golfing

Daniel would you like to make cum angels?

It is

Well I am not doing anything so if you want to hang we can cum

I’ll hit you up when I’m done cumming, evan

Cum

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1624092005163839496?s=46&t=8-6xCoai3dnXDta8z1_DMw

LOL

Leel Roseanne

The nuance is what makes it good

It’s clever

I think it’s funny because it is so bold and irreverent 🤣

Like, the left is NOT going to like it!!

https://twitter.com/GoodVibePolitik/status/1624158540150583296

I fucking love slurring white people this is very good information for me

you’re a bunch of chalk children

I’m more of a yeast yeti™️

But if you’re gonna slur me I prefer the Japanese “gaijin” because it sounds cool

if I’m going to Japanese slur you its going to be weebo

That will not do

What’re the Hoenies up 2

If I were to guess Dan and I are watching our spawn Cullen is golfing Kyle is cranking his hog or shidding and Max is working

Matt you know I’m doing semen retention

So I’m shidding

is semen retention like bulking and cutting when you lift?

Semen retention is a thing that incels do for various reasons

Incels and red pill people

“Alphas”

So it doesn’t make your prostate stronger?

May increase test

Will definitely increase nocturnal emissions

Pebis