Sunday, February 12, 2023

I shidded and got faeces on my Cullen

420 shiddy Cullen

Shiddy dimmers

Cummers, excuse me

Have you heard the ejaculations of my people?

If it’s anything like their lamentations I am NOT interested

I have not had a single drop of alcohol today and I demand satisfaction

Wow

I have

Welp

Better have a beverage

Anyone else masturbating the bathroom at their nephews 5th birthday party?

Yes

Guys are there aliens over Montana right now

Xenomor0phs?

They shot something down over Alaska a day or so ago as well

A ufo

I know

And the Canadians shot something else down today

And then the Montana airspace stuff

Call me stoned, but that’s fishy fella

God I hope it’s not a queen alien

Like that’s it

Lol

At this time of year?

At this latitude?

Contained entirely within your kitchen?

Yes

Great now I’m hoen

I was immediately angry that I didn’t use invisible ink

Yeah that would have been next level

You notice that landing strip?

Or is that just lab?

Axe wound

You think so?

That’s straight puss?

It’s landing strip

No

It’s puss

I don’t know man, that might just be puss

Fuck I’m hoen

This most recent last of us is ridiculous

My parents gave my a bottle of henny to congratulate me on my promotion

They know what’s up

They know you have an immaculate bod thanks to me

Anyone wanna throw down on a large tungsten cube?

Small, maybe

Yeah I’ll throw down on a small

Maybe this one?

https://shop.tungsten.com/tungsten-cube/?sku=40400-03914B&utm_term=&utm_campaign=*LP+-+Shop+-+Smart+-+All+

Too much tungsten

Go with the 1.5”

Classic kilo

Now that’s some tungsten

These were really popular during nft mania for some reason

I just wanna feel

…

https://twitter.com/dialhforhagai/status/1624077251623981058?s=46&t=nwQck4XgKDjx9-hg2EyVlg

Something so dense

Fucking your dick and then sucking your butt

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1624446860592021506?s=46&t=nwQck4XgKDjx9-hg2EyVlg

We watched Babylon last night. It’s long AF but entertaining, doesn’t really drag too much

Next up: Zion

It reminded me a lot of hail Caesar

Hmm well if it’s like that I should reconsider and probably give it a fuck

https://twitter.com/skullmandible/status/1624765331829927939

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/696514666843996160

Wat time is sexy party

Tiddies

What time does he need to arrive if he wants to watch you cum?

Can I hitch a ride out? Preferably one that arrives by 227

Where can I get take the prop bet that mahomes gets a career-ending injury and Chad henne leads KC to an sb win

It’s only -115

This is completely untrue. The reason I am choosing not to come is I was doing something social last night and I need to recharg

Don’t drag Taco Bell into this

Your message is confusing

It seems to suggest your are planning to attend

Fixed

Thank you

Please cum today

Shut up, bitch!

Oh. I’m gonna gonna have a super cum today

Also a reason I won’t be going to dans

I might watch the first quarter at Beulah

Habanero

Raspberry habanero at that

Cum needs to be the side dipping sauce

Ranch, blue cheese, cum

https://twitter.com/aidanshandle/status/1624556578018918400?s=46&t=wWm9av9urjtqKaWoEN5PEA

This is a good idea

That’s awesome

I can be dropped off at your home or place of business

I have to leave a bit earlier unfortunately so I can’t really give a ride I’m stopping in Beaverton to see my mom

What’s your address Dan?

Amanda at the hood cabin

Damn she thuggin

Bro what is that real

That’s not actually her - I wish it was…

It isn’t

Sad

It would be sick

Oh damn

I’ve already asked her to recreate it when we go to the cabin in a couple weeks

Yes do that

https://twitter.com/chrissiemayr/status/1624562331064717313?s=46&t=dY4_XWtFQv8tVv25T5ZEaA

It’s pretty savage

It is

Takes commitment to pull off that extension

I’ve seent it though

Same

I’m just gonna bring this one back

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lex-fridman-podcast/id1434243584?i=1000599080896

This is amazing Lex Fridman guests now include the girl who did this

https://www.reddit.com/comments/1lsxk3?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

It’s so funny

🎶 Beeeeeee kaaaaaaaaaayyy 🎶

I have placed a small bet on Kadarius Hoeny to score the first YHT

That’s a bet you win Everytime

I know

Too easy

They shot down another ufo

I know

It just keeps happening

Kyle, this is creamz

A nice chocolate butter crème pie

Makes me Hoen

Love the eagles fans booing Dak after winning Walter Payton man of the year

Who the fuck is this peckerwood?

All Women Flyover lets go

Empowering

More 👏 female 👏 war 👏 criminals 👏

They are really pounding the war drum already

Winning the coin toss means they will lose right?

I think 27-21 Philly

Amend that

27-23

SCAN NOW

Crypto ads not dead