Friday, February 10, 2023

420 Hoen

Oh wow look who’s back from the dead

Anyone wanna play a game of cum, shid, Fard

?

Hoeny boi

No because I go into work Tuesday Thursday

Sure

What's the point of having a Honda of you can't show it off?

A fine reference

https://www.stealthbackcountry.com/

May I submit this as an aspirational bucket list Hoen?

Thursdays are hard for me but Weds has a lot of potential

Yea that looks sweet

We would stay in the “Powder Dojo” and have dudes guide us through private terrain

Yeah I mean for the low low cost of $3800 who could say no

But sign me up for next year

I said aspirational bro

Question, do you think you’d get tired of boarding if you did it 7 days in a row?

I’m Big Sky after two full days I was like yeah I’m ready for a day off haha

Fuck no

I’d love to ski in Japan 🇯🇵

Yeah I’m sure I’d be amped there

I’m going there this summer

Dan is a probable to join

Damnit

Can I bring a newborn?

You can come it’s in July but no baby

I have not showered in approximately 30 hours including a 7 mile run today

Who wants to smell me

No one

I am distilling the scent

It is a rare truffle

https://twitter.com/nsfwphd/status/1623852602549993472

OK who wants to get a dick tat this weekend?

Heathers friend was telling me a story of how his buddy got a chainsaw tattooed on his dick when he was blackout drunk

https://twitter.com/briank_x/status/1623454200167563264?s=46&t=CIgPXXxxqRCmqUyaiyG84w

Also this

https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1623805744117174274?s=46&t=CIgPXXxxqRCmqUyaiyG84w

Yeah I saw this

It hoens me

I too am hoens

Anyone having a Friday creamer?

Bro

You know I cream every day

Hangin out
down the street
The same old meat
I beat last week
Not a thing to do
But creampie you

Fuck how did I miss this

This is so funny

https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1606800162382307328

Daddy hurts getting that Columbia money

Did they have to pull the add that had rookie offensive lineman that was charged with rape and kidnapping?

What else are you supposed to do in Philly

Whiz will only get you so far

Evan, do you want to get tickets to cobra man for 5/3?

And anyone else

How much is they

And where

Look it up, I k ow you got the time

Probably like $30

At the Crystal

You solicit me without details this is a poor solicitation

But yeah I’m probably down if you are getting them at the moment

I’m not

i fucking hate the crystal ballroom

Me too

I am also going two other concerts there in may

Guess I’m a glutton for punishment

But what about pleasure?

Cum?

https://twitter.com/dangerusswilson/status/1623931211759620096?s=46&t=mpt7enyWaNN2Jb7QKJm6Lw

Honestly this is super sinful I can’t believe it

-sodomy

-infidelity

-homosexuality

Stammies beer later?

No

Wen

Idk like 4

/430

That could be tasty

https://twitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1624073690064334848?s=46&t=Jb4yMJ1Cb-fCDLhRT87-CA

Gets punched then benched

Kyle, have you considered naming your bidet?

So you can say things like "man, Mr. Creamz just cleaned my asshole thoroughly"

Shut up, bitch!

Yeah my bidets name is Cullen

Pronounced Colon

I’m honored

https://twitter.com/big_business_/status/1624117018487058432?s=46&t=Jb4yMJ1Cb-fCDLhRT87-CA

Dan, please recreate this with your Tesla with Bender in the ball at halftime

That’s sort of what it’s like to be a childless alcoholic who doesn’t work very hard

I’m out with dog

Come to stammys instead

Have the car go get him

Be the cum you want to see in the world