Sunday, January 22, 2023

Turns out

The giants don’t have a good offense

That’s why the vikings no longer have a DC

I’m so happy about that

Turns out my friends are pretty good at math too

Basic math*

Haha I love that they just showed a blatant hold as a highlight

https://twitter.com/1010xl/status/1616902002918801408?s=46&t=9yry1kqlSU3IkcET3wLF_A

Future President Ron to you

And to you, bitch

#NotMyPresident #StillWithHer

Good game over here in Philly

Yeah it’s awesome

I just had a Mexican Manhattan

Inferior to American Manhattan

Where at

I had a mezcal old fashioned last night that was legitimately upsetting

Low brow lounge

Nice dive bar on the west side

Go to for dove bar on the wet side

Very nice

I’m a squirter

And you can be too

Show me your Busey

Hairy Bussy

What’s going on at the low brow

Drinkin’ cum

Go on

https://twitter.com/adamrank/status/1617009793360867328?s=46&t=4aYX5CU3ozmut3ZL_WJkWQ

Y’all ready for some chili bombs?

Go eat some spaghetti

The bills will dish out some beef on wreck

We feelin wings today?

Ooo

Jen graciously offered to pick up FOTM

O nice

Does that mean I can order some chiggen nuggets (boneless)

Absolutely not

Fuck

Don’t forget to ask for the norovirus to be on the side

Can I plug also getting some queso from FOTM?

Queso yes

Nuggets might as well be skyline chili

The queso fuck though

There will be no ranch and there will be no nuggets I’m sorry

Depressing, but ooook

Matt, you’re a tyrant

Dictatorship of the broletariat

Hype city over here

What time should I cum

We are about to walk around the neighborhood but whenever

Creamer

Creamy philip over here

You still in Daniel?

I, for one, will be dreaming

Creaming

Well come over when you’re ready to fux bender

For sure I’ll leave here in just a bit

Getting back from groceries

We have a pack n play here too Dan if you guys want to put Bruce down in our room and watch the game if he needs to nap

Of course not

Bender do you have a personal order you want or just wings and queso? Boneless wings are not allowed but tendies are if you aren’t celebrating buffalo cuisine

Now that’s a chili bomb

If your guys keep eating these chili bombs they will be full before halftime

Kyle, should I eat chili at this airport bar?

Only if it’s in bomb form

Ok

The chicken tendies apparently come with 10 strips

Eat the Tendies bro

Ten!?

I got the tendies

Show me

Proof of tendies

When they cum I will

Hell yeah

Habeas tendius

Looks like tentendies to me

$14

They are fatty too

That seems like a steal at an airport

Are you in a bumfuck no where airport?

Yes, Bozeman

But the other shit is expensive

$15 for six wings

$20 burger

I guess pink slime based chicken product is cheaper than bone in

It’s all pink slime on the inside

It really isn’t though

Tendies/nuggets are

Love these shots of the Hamlin family

You can’t see them at all

Those Tendies looking goooood

Finally some wrecked beef on the board

Gay’Davius White

That’s sure one

I think that’s a Leel

Big leel vibes

One more chili bomb for the first half

Them boys eating good

Nevermins that’s coming back

Nevermins that’s a bomb

Fgs aren’t gonna do it

They know they can tackle Mixon before he picks up 9 yards right?

Stuffed

Guess not

Refs not flagging Cinci today

3rd and 2 lets bomb it why not

Sometimes you gotta take a shot

Still a whole quarter left

Still a chance

Guess they zigged when they should zagged

Does that mean everyone is rooting for the boiz now?

No I want sf

No

Same

Don’t they have second most Super Bowl wins of any franchise?

Possibly but I’m a brock Purdy man

I think he’s a great story right now

Oh guess both dallas and af have 5