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Saturday, January 21, 2023

  1. Matt avatar
    Yea its great for cocktails
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 habeas bootus
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle
  4. Send crispy giblets
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mmmm
  7. Finger licking good
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/marlon_humphrey/status/1616468844939300865?s=46&t=-sf_0tbQnWhYv4zWZCNogg
  9. This sounds like the opposite of body shaming
  10. And also, would the extra space be sufficient to make me comfortable with getting morbidly obese
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    Guys
  12. I’m hoeny
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
  14. Cullen
  15. Send pics of Ricky Gervais from your private stash
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ok
  17. I’ll have to choose from my extensive stash
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It is rather deep
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m D&S
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Show us the Rick pics
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
  22. This is Rick
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hit her pretty hard there, rick
    Cullen Conway
  24. *waaaaah*
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    (Simpsons)
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The embiggening of my liver commenceth
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1616832329758179328?s=46&t=MRZ3n0GYQSuqPmw4ktkOSQ
  29. Matt avatar
    Anyone ready to commit to football tomorrow yet?
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m prepping my Cincinnati Chile bombs as we speak
  31. But no, I’m out for sure
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m into it
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ll foot.
  34. Matt avatar
    Penis
    Daniel Miller
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Pebis***
  36. Anyone have any interest in watching Philly tonight
    Daniel Miller
  37. Matt avatar
    go jags
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can travel and want to hoen
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    I can host eagles
  40. Alice won’t be here
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m into it
  42. Can we eat baked clams?
  43. idk where that came from but we should probably eat something Philadelphia native
  44. Like bullets
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    I can make cheesesteaks
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I guess that’s more of a chicago native dish
  47. I would love cheesy bois
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    Who wouldn’t
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cowards
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    Alright cheesesteaks and eagles
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sounds great I love it
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    Fine. We’ll have a good time
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can we do a pit stop at sassys?
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    Do they allow toddlers in there?
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    If it’s before 9pm I believe so
  56. You can put him in the “daycare area”
  57. Which is just where the strippers put their kids in back of house
  58. But there’s a tv
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What time should I come over
  60. Matt you wanna watch Philly too?
  61. Daniel Miller avatar
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    5 it is
  63. Daniel Miller avatar
    All ages welcome
  64. Just like sassys
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just like sassys
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    Just like sassys
  67. Matt avatar
    Just like sassys
  68. since I don’t want to feel left out
  69. https://twitter.com/afraidofwasps/status/1616656158197964800
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/derekcarrqb/status/1616852664683483137?s=46&t=MRZ3n0GYQSuqPmw4ktkOSQ
  72. Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady are going to the raiders
  73. Daniel Miller avatar
    At cheesesteak store. How many bois want cheezys
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I want a cheezer
  75. Matt avatar
    Don’t think I can make it unfortunately
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Do they come with the peppers and onions?
  77. Daniel Miller avatar
    They do
  78. And a special surprise
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is it cream?
  80. Is it mushrooms?
  81. I’d it hallucinogenic mushrooms??
  82. Matt avatar
    Why does anyone outside of raiders nation and maybe fallout boy care about Derrick Carr?
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    God cares about him
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If the jags win this game they are going all the way
  85. Matt avatar
    KC always has it easy jags aren’t winning shit
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I mean that’s true
  87. But if they win this they are going all the way
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Who wanna fuck some ass
  89. Matt avatar
    Just how bad of a coach is Urban Meyer?
  90. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Let’s go jags
  91. Boom
  92. Matt avatar
    Def rooting for the jags here obviously
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s go Billy
  94. Y’all ever hear this banger
  95. https://youtu.be/0U7SBGBCoGs
  96. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Still haven’t
  97. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s really good
  98. Matt avatar
    mahommes really hobbling
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dim dom yes yes yes schippidi dip schipidi dom dom dom yes yes yes
  100. Mahomes basically fumbles and Collinsworth goes “heckuva play by mahomes” in ironically
  101. Unironically
  102. Matt avatar
    Nice job not throwing a pick
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hills drafted zay jones
  104. Bills*
  105. He was bad on their team
  106. Then he was bad on the raiders
  107. Now he’s ok on the jaguars
  108. Matt avatar
    Anyone drinking Henny for Henne?
  109. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Chiefs fans
  110. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Pretty sure ccheif fans don’t want to see any action from henne
  111. Oh, he is in
  112. Jags Super Bowl victory guarantees
  113. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dom dom yes yes yes schippidi dip schippidi dom dom dom dom yes yes
  114. Matt avatar
    Collinsworth makes me want to shoot myself in the face
  115. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Henne v Purdy Super Bowl
  116. Hmm
  117. The chiefs are the packers now
  118. Matt avatar
    Mahommes outed as overrated they don’t need him
  119. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That drop
  120. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ridiculous
  121. Cullen Conway avatar
    I just turned it on
  122. What happened to Mahomes?
  123. He’s not here
  124. Matt avatar
    I hope he plays worse than Henne now
    Cullen Conway
  125. QB controversy
  126. Matt avatar
    Racist chant alert in Kc
  127. Cullen Conway avatar
    HB on the board
  128. Cullen Conway avatar
  129. Evan Bbbender avatar