Friday, January 20, 2023

How many calories do I need to burn to eat and drink like a piece of shit and look great at 35? Asking for a friend

(My pebis)

10000

mfw 10000

Perfection

Bro

Spoiler alert

What, that he’s fucking fat?

I thought he was a sperm whale

Lunch

But were do

Yummyville

That fucks

Matt, hoen?

Or are you going to be playing path of exile all day

Busted for logging in

Lol

Tee hee

You still crankin that game?

Yea I play the occasional season

This mountain is fucking massive

Lets see it

No

Mine dads is bigger

Cullen that’s cool I remember when we used to go snowboarding

I’ve been jibbing

Jibby crimbus

It’s bluebird, not poweder

Did you fly your gear out there or rent?



I flew it out

Was that a pain?

No I bought a bag and fit all my gear in

We got 16 runs in before lunch

I don’t think I’ve ever done that

Unsubscribe

Like heavily unsubscribe

Oh shut up

How is that even possible?

No lines at all?

How about this

Cummies

Hoen Hoen

Pee pee poo poo boys

I can’t talk about it kyle

I will anger evan

It’s true

I guess on a bluebird day 16 runs may be possible

Otherwise I imagine you would be toast

There are like 3 different peaks here

It’s wildly large

Look just start a group chat with the others and talk about how much fun you’re having snowboarding without your Portland friend

Evan you do shut like this all the time

I don’t know why you’re so offended

But I’ll stop talking about the great time I d having

😈

Send a video of you getting big air

(6 inches)

Look

I’ve got a dick

And you’ve got a mouf

Show us your 6 inches cullen

Are we hoenin or are we hoenin

I think I’m out unfortunately

Ok

He wants to get filled up

The penis cummier

Are you really horny or are you just bored? If you can’t masturbate without porn then you’re probably just bored.

Boredny

The sigma urge to defecate on public sidewalks

Big news! Boots are back!

Good god

Are you at stammys?

Yeah dude

Send proof of stammys

What the fuck broooo where was the invite!

Lol

That’s from ig

I’m not there

Wen boot then

Idk if they are back at stammies

But they are at prost for sure

I’ll call her stormbahnfuhrer stammtisch and confirm

Herr*

https://twitter.com/nflrums/status/1616312579487309824?s=46&t=GHa6ue-koStZCrIGdbEBPA

Imo the titans should target a young receiver going into his prime, someone like aj brown

Okay now I’m at stammies

And boots confirmed

Proof of stammys plz

Pussy pic plz

That’s a meaty curtain

There we go

California Creamin’ by The Suckies and the Fuckies

Kyle where did this meat curtain come from?

It’s alysas

Didn’t you recognize her tattoo

I’m shidding

In your snowboard boots?

No I’m home now

We’re at stammies

Fuck yeah

Evan, I got 14k vertical feet today before 2pm

Would you like to hear more about the awesome time I’m having?

Did you get 6” of air?

Ok here we go

Yeah that’s factored into the vertical

Tell me more

Bro you can’t count air as part of vertical feet

Tell me more about stammies

You’re there with me

Having a boot

We’re smoochin

Show me the boot

Habeas bootus

Damn that brown sugar bourbon is dank

That’s a cocktail liquor fo ago