Saturday, September 17, 2022

Lol just saw Matt with dame walking down the street wailing

Yeah he was squealing

Evan, I was seated immediately

Take a left right when you walk in

https://twitter.com/vgadvisor/status/1570925239495970816?s=46&t=Y253ZzwTVIFRUdU6yb8YXg

Squealing is generous he wasn’t in the mood to hang

He was chilling for a sec though

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1570800809428000768?s=46&t=Y253ZzwTVIFRUdU6yb8YXg

That’s when we hottie pottie

My thy cum runneth over

From where

“A table without soup is a face without eyes”

—some Korean food show I’m watching

Just started the first fire of the fall

Cozy as shut

Shit

Looks hoen

https://twitter.com/orwellngoode/status/1570790170395574276?s=46&t=rNHI_SBEXhUi2_3EmwjLbQ

So the gummy hit…

Can I get some Clussy in the chat?

Yeah I’m lit as fuck

I’m watching Korean food shows

Evan, finger your bussy

Dude what

Sorry

"I don't pressure Cullen. His company doesn't mean that much to me anymore." -Kyle

I woke up to a text with this quote

Seems Kyle broke up with me behind my back, then pressured me to smoke cogs at the high water mark with him

Lol

What’s funny is it’s the word “anymore” that I’m getting most hung up on

Lol

That was wordsmithed just for yu

The highway ater mark was lit

Fanboy

I was starstruck

Distinct lack of Clussy though

Where’s a good charles e cheese when you need one? I need a place to entertain the kid and my liver

I’d crush a Chuck E. Cheese with you today bro

If only Evan had gotten his business venture, The Pleasure Zone, off the ground

Wow there is one in Beaverton

Dan’s hood

Can you drink at those?

Hell yeah you can

Aye

Can we make a ring around him and just watch him get blackout?

Like a circus animal

Guys I am in this chat with you

this is bro abuse

Charles

Entertainment

Cheese

https://twitter.com/mikescollins/status/1570933675898081285?s=46&t=pw0BLOqdWI5a_zn4Bokh4g

I’m about to hit paydirt, boys

Hoen hoen

When is this fabled dadderday supposed to take place

https://twitter.com/theghettogronk/status/1570981798192226305?s=46&t=hCKj-SUY5ssYqYo_-3QMMQ

Heathers new gummy’s are 20 mg instead of 10 each and wow did I get high last night

I ate all my leftover Eem and Matt got me Taco Bell

*our leftover eem

We agreed it was mine

But yes, it was the leftovers of 2 people

Look bro

Hoen

lol did you eat 20 mg?

That seems terror inducing

Yeah I was fucked up

Jen did me dirty and left me with no beer

FUCKEN HOOAH

I refuse to be chained to any pole!

The answer is generally laurelhurst

Like you’ve got Belmont, 28th & SE

But peninsula is nice

Peninsula is good with me

Can I get a ride to Peninsula

We talking like 2?

I might go watch some Ducks at Satellite before

Dame will probably sleep til 2 then I’ll have to put some food in him so probably closer to 3

Hoen, Hoen

Hoen!

Can you smell it, boys?

It’s almost time for our annual trip to sauvie island

I smell cluss

I don’t smell that, only cluss

There is a guy smoking a cog next to me and it honestly smells terrible

Tell him

Show him how to smoke a cog correctly

No

You come here and do it

Or have you set some advanced parameters on the exact minute and ounces of beer you can have today?

It is quite rowdy here

There is a Penn State watch party it seems

I just got drunk last night

So I don’t want to drink or go anywhere right now

That’s chill

Apparently this is a Penn State bar

Which I find a little odd

And it makes me Hoen

I thought this was daderday?

Where’s all the dadder

Sorry

Kid refused to take a nap so that’s pretty tight

Give him some whiskey

That’ll put him down

Or maybe a toddler Xanax?

Yea it really fucked up my day tbh

What does this mean?

Does this effect daderday?

I think we can make it work but did we decide on a location?

Peninsula

Evan is with me

And on bike

I ride the bike

Lil Xan

I hoen

Peninsula is so far away

It’s hoen

Y’all should go to Irving

I would go there

Satellite rev

Tav

Near peninsula park

I’m considering just walking him to the local bar to get beer cause packing him up to go across town sounds like a feat at the moment

For the curious:

Its origins did not start on either coast, it comes from

For the curious:

How many ounces are in a #10 can of pinto beans?

108 oz

Without this can, there is no smash burger

They’re very good

I think we should start an “authentic smash burger” cart and use a No 10 bean can to individually smash all of our burgers

Dude let’s do it

I don’t have a No. 10!

I have to get a No. 10!

Smash burgers yes!!

Is daderday off?

We need a No. 10!

Let’s do it

The childs mood is improving but I think Peninsula is too far

No

What do

Daderday is dead 😔

But smash burger Sunday lives

Wait what

Daderday is dead?

Smash burger sunday

Daderday is on the ropes

My child is feeling a lot of ways

Look I’m good with SBS if that’s the way we’re moving

Threshold in Montavilla is kid friendly that’s likely where I’m headed

I can wait but it’s pretty far for you

I’m on bike and not going to Montavulla

Long live smash burger Sunday!!!

Dan, what time can we show up?

Early games at 10?

Afternoon games at 1?

I bike from Montavilla to Peninsula park on the reg you bum

Not drunk

Only because you won’t day drink with me

Look man, long love smash burger Sunday

No, morning games

Ok fine

Yea I can’t come until like noon at the earliest so 1 is better

But you better have that No. 10 can smashing

Smash Buss Sunday