Friday, September 16, 2022
https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1570397029452455936?s=46&t=HXndO5Oqj9FNucxAYA1MTQ- Did they really just throw an eñe on the N?
- That’s fucking awesome
It means hispanic NFL in case you don’t speak the language
I thought they gave the football a sperm tail at first- https://twitter.com/mattlieb/status/1570244802452791297?s=46&t=HXndO5Oqj9FNucxAYA1MTQDaniel Miller
- Preach bro
- All these entities babies
- Matt Lieb is a pretty funny guy i used to listen to a podcast he was on
- Still trying to find the right photo for this group
- Very hard to do
- Duuuude
No no no- How about now?
- That’s a sexy clussy
- That’s some cluss
- Like I want more
- I want yht
- You want some Ekeler creamz, eh?
- Would you settle for a Kelly YHT?
- No!
- I want mike Williams
- I just put TNF on and the kid immediately started yelling Go! Go! Because he watched the bills game with me last week3
- Is the kid Damien?
- He’s learning the right way
- Can anyone explain to me why the chiefs did not take a timeout
- Can Damien tell me that
- That ticker on my feed is way fucking misaligned with the content
- https://twitter.com/goodreddit/status/1570367264003850240?s=46&t=Ual97UXoOLpnEj4qTsQNPQ
- Fren lunch today or what fellas
- Calendar 9/16
830 - tell my employees I’m sick and not to be bothered
831 - crank it to clussy
832 - quick workout and a looong breakfast
1130 - lunch with boyCullen Conway - I’m in
- Wow Dan was already on it
- Where we eatin
- No burgers or mexican
- Sandwich
- Poke?
- Both of those are acceptable
- Laurelhurst market
- Yea eithers fine
- Laurelhurst market has good lunch?
- I think so
- But poke would be good
- Kyle likes this place seasweets but apparently there isn’t really room to sit down
- I like rollin’ fresh on 24th it’s pretty good
- What about that fish market place by 28th
- Flying fish co
- I’d fuck
- https://flyingfishpdx.com/dine-in/
- Looks fucking good
- Time?
- For the record Laurelhurst markets lunch sandwiches are top notch
- Flying fish is good too tho
- Cullen I think you said they have a surprisingly great burger
- But we aren’t eating burgers today, just for the spank bank
- Flying fish, that is
I had flying fish poke a couple weeks ago and was not blown away- No I like their sandwiches from the butcher shop
- It was the salmon, not the tuna
- I’m out either way
- Lol.
- 12 good?
- That works
- I’ll be neglecting work and walking my dog to laurelhurst so if anyone is in the park area beforehand, we can link up
- 12, flying fish
- I’m a questionable depending on if I can get work done
- Anyone coming besides Evan and I
- And/or if meetings pop up
- And Matt
- I’m comingDaniel Miller
- You are entitled to your own lunch break Cullen
- Jesus Dan
- Yea?
- What is Matt, chopped liver to you
- Not stoked on Flying Fish but i’ll give her a go
- It’s good
- I enjoy chopped liver
- I’ve never had it so I should def go
- That’s true
- Judaism, innit
- Or is that an Irish thing
- Either way, whatever
- I’ve been upgraded to probableMatt
- Apparently Twitter made her take this down lol
- She still has the screenshot pinned
- https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1570569949164507141?s=20&t=O-xQHT3W_7r1tXggCZKucA2
- God damn that is so good
- I’m on the hiiighwsy to hoen
- I’m on the hiiiighway to hoen
- https://twitter.com/fomocapdao/status/1570752782025752577?s=46&t=GkgnvYhuNr8vYCSkbL7gQw
- This building is on the highway to hoen
- https://www.treasurydirect.gov/indiv/research/indepth/ibonds/res_ibonds_ibuy.htm
- - guaranteed 9.62% interest over 6 months on $10k for ibonds kind of tempting
- That is insane
- That is a phenomenal return
- Is it 9.62% APY
- New rate is set in 6 months though and you have to hodl for a year
- Yeah
- Either way it’s amazing
- but you’d get 9.62 for the first 6 months
- You could make almost $500!!!!
- (Per bond)
- you can buy 10k and your spouse can too
- but you can’t load up on em
- I mean it’s an insane return
- If you have 10k cash there’s probably no reason not to
- yea
- It will pay for the 10 day pass that nobody but me seems to be gettingMatt
- Isn’t there a penalty for cashing those in early
- You have to hodl for a year
- I think they claw back some of the interest if you cash it before the 5 year mark
- Its a series- I ya?
- Yeah, you would def know better than I
- Are you a 💎🙌🏻
- Diamond BondsKyle Derrick
- What a world
- That’s funny it’s like a reverse ARM
- lol I mean I have cash I should probably be doing something with
- super high interest then bam they hit you with the new rate
- Buy bitcoin!!!!!!!1111
- I mean it’s not a bad idea to buy those bonds
- You’ll be outpacing inflation by over 1% for 6 months at the very least
- Which is better than any other asset in this environment
- yeah, definitely better than cash
- The pre-5 year penalty is only the first 3 months of interest
- Which is too bad
- Like you don’t lose any principal and still get to keep most of the interest paid.
- *isn’t too bad
- I mean bonds are actually a viable investment vehicle again
- It’s crazy
- In a year we went from virtually 0% yield to this
- Could go higher too
- This clussy on my watch is going off this morning with all these texts
- Basically twerking
- You’re missing basic clussonomics class
- Its a big bond yield classanomics gang bang up in here
- *clussonomics
- Advanced juggalette theory
- I haven’t missed it - I’m quite intrigued in 🥟 some cash into those bonds
- Why is our group chat about buying bonds and fucking clowns?
- [always has been meme]
- I have a song 🎵 lemme see your clussy roll 🎵 in my head right now
- To the left
- To the left
- To the right
- Now slide
- That’s the one
- So hoen we all
- Frackin juggalettes
- I would have went with lemme see your Clussy holeCullen Conway
- I don’t decide what’s in my head Kyle
- Be better, Cullen
- Some would argue you decide what’s in your head
- Not with songs that get stuck in there
- And no
- I’m happy with who I am
- You shouldn’t be
- Nice
- You got me there bro
- did we decide 1130 at fishy cunts?
- Noon works better for me
- Actually, I could prolly make 11:30 work
- I can make 1130 work
- I can make any time work it’s my hot body I do what I want2
- Hell yeah mama let it all hang loose
- Dan
- 11:30?
- DAN 11:30!!!
- I thought we decided on 12
- Looks like we’re changing the script
- Noon still works but we would beat the lunch rush a bit
- Ok, 1130 works.
- I’m going to have to completely change my lord of the rings viewing plan though.
- Is that code for “big cum party”?
- That Jjamppong looks kinda banging…
- It’s got spicy creemlitz
- Damn it feels like fall outside thank god
- https://twitter.com/goodreddit/status/1570800092025880577?s=46&t=GkgnvYhuNr8vYCSkbL7gQw
- Dan/Matt in 16 years
- Don’t accuse me of redditing
- Won’t take that long
- Kids get cellphones at like 4 these days
- Baby’s first iPhone
- Why hadn’t apple designed the iPhone Baby
- Any of y’all fucked with friendship kitchen?
- Most likely just Evan if anyone
- No never heard of it
- O
- It’s at the 24th glisan
- I seent it a lot it looks good
- It’s v popular
- It’s some Vietnamese food
- Yeah I see people eating it a lot when I’m getting rolling fresh
- I need to go but it’s usually just as fuck
- https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1570808518449438721
- Packers 16-1 confirmed
- Lose in nfc championship
- 1130 or 12?
- Bro
- It better be 11:30
- I already left walking dog
- But I can loiter for a while I guess
- 1130
- Cummz
- Why is there so much confusion around the time
- It’s 11:30
- Well, it’s not currently 11:30, it’s 11:04
- Buy
- But
- Because I smoke a lot of weed CullenCullen Conway
- That’s a love
- Can we make 130?
- Lol
- In solidarity with your lunch date, I will also eat my lunch nowEvan Bbbender
- What’s for lunch
- Clussy
- https://twitter.com/_willcompton/status/1570843279587155968?s=46&t=GkgnvYhuNr8vYCSkbL7gQw
- We STEAMIN?Matt
- Lets steam
- https://discord.gg/fESps8u3
- We are here
- Matthew?
- Can you hear/see us’/
- https://twitter.com/dril/status/1570889329249234945?s=46&t=NS1DUZIy3gM5vVjdl0Nq9gMatt
- Good lunch n steam boys
- What do y’all think about happy hour
- What about super early dinner instead of hh?
- I’m a fan
- I’d prefer a beer then dinner tbh
- Well, sounds like Evan and I are on the other end of spectrum
- I’m open to either tbh
- Is anyone else join or just us 3?
- Gents
- ?
- Cunts?
- I was considering bringing my progeny for a quick drinker if you guys are in that area around 4:30 but no need to plan around u
- At 3?
- Do you have time machine?
- What about grains of wrath at 4, then Eem?
- Lol he said 4:30
- He said 3
- Oh
- You, me, and Evan
- Evan, meet me at GOW at 4
- I could get to Eem at 430
- Bro did you even see Matt’s text
- He wants to have a drink at 4:20
- 4:30
- Omg this text
- Which I assume is not Eem
- Yes and I was saying I wanted to eat v early
- At 430
- Because he’s bringing dame
- Kyle wants eem at 4:30
Matt can do GOW at 4:30 - That’s the deal
- Now we decide
- I think GOW at 430 seems more sensible
- Agree
- Okay I’m out
- Then Eem at 515 ish
- Brah
- I’m not certain I can bring a kid to GOW?
- I seent a kid there
- They have a big built patio out front
- ok
- yea well like i said no need to plan around me n the kid
- What about meeting somewhere at 430 that allows kids and has food/drink?
- Matt’s BBQ/Prost comes to mind
- Ehhh I’m not as hyped on Prost but I’m good with the idea
- word whatever
- Uuuhm there’s XLB
- that has food and drink
- I don’t think I’ll be pleased with their food after China town last week
- Yeah I mean I liked the Eem idea idk I’m just putting things out there
- Yeah I still need to talk with alysa so plan whatever you feel like
- I am still tentative
- Let’s do GOW - Eem
- No need to rock the boat
- That works
- Kyle, Dan…?
- I’m not even sure what’s on the table at this point
- Quick aside?
- Would you fuck this bread?
- https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1570899212912717824?s=20&t=Ph50sA-ecXqUshfXAAA2bA
- Would fuck
- Grapes of wrath at 4:30 then Eem
- Or either/or, assuming Eem will be around 5:15
- Nah, I can’t make that with my whole family. I will see you Sunday, if not earlier.
- Sorry, I said can’t
- I meant won’tCullen Conway
- No worries
- Matt, kale?
- I’d guess maybe and no
- Tbh if go to GOW I’m gonna either pickup Eem Togo and eat it there or just get dinner though
- 🤔
- Should we just fold to Kyle’s stubborn will and go to eem at 4:30?
- I’m bout to pick up dame I’ll see if you’re goin to GOW when I get there since it’s right up the street
- Let’s just go
- Just go to GOW
- To GOW
- Ok
- https://twitter.com/the_wemziest/status/1570489836137771008?s=46&t=Y253ZzwTVIFRUdU6yb8YXgCullen Conway
- It’s kind of raining here
- 10 minutes of drizzle vs an eternity of pleasureCullen Conway
- https://twitter.com/manlikeginola/status/1570467840272265216?s=46&t=Y253ZzwTVIFRUdU6yb8YXg
- K I’m coming but gonna just about to lea e
- I’m omw
- Matt, we had to go next door to migration that accepts toddlers
- GOW is too metal for kids
- Where are you guys?
- I seent your bike Evan
- Migration
- We’re at migration in the back
- Because it’s kid friendly
- Why wouldn’t you say that
- I just ordered a beer
- I did
- Oh
- My bad
- Pulled an Evan
- It happens to the best of us
- Well, I may dip after this beer
- But mostly to Evan
- 😵💫
- This has been quite the experience
- I also liked that you forced GOW stating it was kid friendly
- Yet it was not
- I also like that
- And for the record, I didn’t force shit
- My kid is off running
- Does that mean you coming here erwat
- I had just ordered a beer
- Oh, Matt
- Trying to
- Lovely
- Are y’all at GOW?
- We are at migration on Williams
- Kyle is at GOW though
- I hate this thread today, it like we are all talking to ourselves
- So he’s hot n ready
- Can we meet at Eem at 5?
- Or sooner preferably
- So Matt is getting one beer
- Then eem
- So Eem at 5?
- 5:10-5:15 is more reasonable
- Just come here and chill man it’ll be great
- No
- We are slugging beers
- Dame is about ready to go home
- Aight I got food here and going to Tad’s
- Sonora e
- So leave
- Are you serious?
- Yes
- Okie dokie
- You are literally one minute too late
- Cool