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Saturday, May 14, 2022

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hoeny I’m home!
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  2. Daniel Miller avatar
    If you got a bussy you ain’t never poor
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
  4. Shameful
  5. Also love the cover art
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/brandyljensen/status/1525225466461925386?s=21&t=-OqiMlwFipQnPGHFvKmlGA
    Daniel Miller
  7. I might try to love off this for a month, June probably
  8. Matt avatar
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/upkb27/glory_hole/
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That better be a view from inside Steam
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It was removed
  11. Matt avatar
    Just advertising that this couple was going to be hitting up the glory holes around town tonight
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I hope steam was o. Their list
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    You and Jen?
  14. Matt avatar
    We are indeed hitting the town tonight
    Evan Bbbender
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Go on
  16. Matt avatar
    I mean we’re getting dinner @ laurelhurst & I think we’re going to see that nic cage movie
  17. You fuxin tonight?
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Very nice
  19. I’m not sure
  20. Heather just got back from New York and just wants to sleep all day then eat pizza
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Didn’t she get enough pizza in NY?
  22. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/kennedytcooper/status/1525496215516889089
    Evan Bbbender
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/msblairewhite/status/1525154432496934912?s=21&t=AyRUNIT7xBxNblkHehNCWw
  24. I think she’s more afraid of the penis
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    DOESNT ANYONE HAVE ANY MISSIVES LEFT?
    2
  26. Matt avatar
    Anyone interested in having a drinker on 28th then seeing The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent @ laurelhurst at 730?
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Probably not the movie but I love drinkas
  28. Matt avatar
    we are bout to hit up birdie time for an afternoon tee time i think
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn y’all are doing it all right now
  30. Matt avatar
    ehh just getting started early cause we ended up with really early dinner reservations when we were planning on seeing a different movi
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m all for it, personally
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Does ne1 want beer in a bit?
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    I walked by a brewery called grains of wrath that looked potentially good
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    In a strange turn of events I’m on 28th with my parents
    Evan Bbbender
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What’s the occasion?
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    DOESNT anyone have any dummies left
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dummies?
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cummies, excuse me
  40. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d maybe get a beer at the aforementioned brewery with you Evan
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    Dan is in play
  42. What’s the move boys?
  43. After a very long 24 hours involving watching a 3 year old and something called a chicken centipede . I’d like to get a drink
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s get a drink
  46. Grains of wrath sure whatever
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    wen
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan aren’t you eating pizza with your sweet gal
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well yeah but that can wait until 6-7
  50. But wen are we drinking a beer
  51. Cullen Conway avatar
    I forgot to tell y’all that when my weed gummy kicked in on the flight last night I kicked everyone off the flight
    Evan Bbbender
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    “Hey sorry but you guys gotta go”
  53. “I’m really high and would like to go to bed”
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    Verbatim
  55. Evan, does your beer timeline conflict with Dan’s?
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What is dans timeline
  57. It sounds like now
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    BUT HE WONT RESPOND
  59. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hi Evan
  60. No, my timeline is later
  61. probably available around 630 or so
  62. Cullen Conway avatar
    Well
  63. Daniel Miller avatar
    Looks like you will have to hang out with both of us cullen
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan is getting pizza with heather when you become available Dan
  65. If you’ve been keeping up with the thread here rather than wiring multiple chickens together like a sick fuck
  66. Daniel Miller avatar
    I had them ass to mouf
    Cullen Conway
  67. I assume heather will be in bed by 8
  68. And then the boys can come out
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean heather and I can have pizza whenever brah
  70. I can have an 8 pm dinner or whatever