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  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    Are you suggesting that
  2. You’d like to
  3. Have pizza
  4. With ME?
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Uuh
  6. No I don’t believe so unless you want to come here and eat it
  7. Goddamnit I just WANT A BEER
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, this feels like it should be easier.
  9. I’ll see you in a few hour
  10. Matt avatar
    Hello should we drinka we are not married to a movie
    Evan Bbbender
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I love where this is going
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    Looks like beer is back on the menu, boys!!!
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Circa what time
  14. Aka wen
  15. Matt avatar
    We are already at dinner so we are down whenever
  16. Where though
  17. So nice outside right now
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m drunk
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s super nice out
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    Nice out too
  21. Hi drunk I’m Carlin
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well if you guys wanna meet I’d love to
  23. Matt avatar
    Where you wanna meet Bender
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Somewhere on 28th is where all the dankest nugs are
  25. Maybe stammtisch or beuhlah, the classics ya know
  26. Matt avatar
    Jen hates those places got anything else?
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Migration
  28. Culmination
  29. Do those tickle?
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Life update
  31. We are going to drink in public at laurelhurst park
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    Nice
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nice
  34. So no 28th action?
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I guess not but perhaps I can sway them
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well I’ll be there regardless
  37. But if Jen hates Beulah then we may have problems
    Cullen Conway
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    At beuhlsh?
  39. Beuhlah*
  40. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m about to try and take my parents to ere
  41. There
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Take them to laurelhurst
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We may come meet you
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    We are at Beulah
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    K we’ll come have a beer
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If you want to
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWIAMA/comments/3n7mp2/26f_i_operate_a_gloryhole_in_portland_or_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossm
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn I’m 6 years too late
  50. Matt avatar
    Damn got Kyle searching for the glory hole couple last night
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That was this morning
  52. But the topic made me wonder if there was a published list of Portland glorholes
  53. Matt avatar
    You need to try them all and get back to us with some rankings
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I can’t find a list!
  55. I see an opening for an app
  56. Matt avatar
    well according to that post yesterday if you send /u/tripdnice503 a picture of your cock and they like it they will let you know where the glory holes ar
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ooooo
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m creamy we trust
    Evan Bbbender
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/someoldbulishit/status/1525741757887021056?s=21&t=-0sumt02QNcA-VJOm5h-4Q
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s kind of cool
  62. I’d like to see a crash
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    Maybe we can get Matt O to rig us up one of these and drunkenly motochariot around Irvington
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Rig up my dick
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    Say no more