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Friday, February 5, 2021

  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    Because of the I-5, Cullen’s house is on the way to mine
  2. It’s strange but true
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was just typing that haha
  4. Picking up Evan the other weekend required me getting off the highway and taking a pretty decent detour
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🤔
  6. Well I have to stop at PDX sliders
  7. So there’s that
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/hypebeast.com/2021/2/lil-uzi-vert-24-million-usd-pink-diamond-implanted-forehead-eliantte-co-photo%3famp=
  9. Not satire
  10. Matt avatar
    gonna hurt when someone tries to rip it off his face
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s fucking awful
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wut
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    ARE YOU THE ENTITY MADE IN THE U.S.A.?
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    No it’s somebody after they got their blanket out of the dryer
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nobody recognize this one?
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1356835068891848705?s=21
  18. Is that tobacco in the weed bag and why is there Colombian cash in there?
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And why is the cocaine salt
  20. It should be estrogen
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah that too
  22. That’s like that good salt tho
  23. Matt avatar
    piss in a syringe
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It is the good salt
  25. It’s the equivalent of ⛽️ 🔥
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think the Colombian cash is such a hilarious touch
  27. Borderline racist
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Maybe it’s just what they had available at the time
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How dare the dems pass a dank stimmy but cap it so low
  30. What do they want only the poorest people to get this money?!
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    Leel
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It is a leel
  33. I want $1,400
  34. I don’t want 80% of that or whatever
  35. Matt avatar
    “if we win GA $2,000 checks will go out immediately”
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    HE FUCKING LIED TO ME
  37. BIDEN CRIME FAMILY!!!
  38. Matt avatar
    Sick that the dems were able to compromise with themselves in the name of tripartisanship to pass a shittier bill than promised and get 0 R vote
    Evan Bbbender
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    Guess you’ll have to lean on that bonus for your investing
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I do think it makes sense to lower the threshold a bit
  41. People making less money need it more
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What’s the threshold?
  43. Doesn’t look like there are actual numbers yet?
  44. Oh
  45. 50 or 100k for married
  46. Guess I won’t be stimulating the economy anymore
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You might get a partial check
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do they use AGI?
  49. Or just gross income
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    AGI
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hmm. Using my 2019 AGI I may have a shot at a pittance
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They’ll eat you out a little
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Guess I will have to cross off my walk in humidor
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah no more meme stocks for me
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    Good morning you whiny bitches
    Cullen Conway
  56. Who’s ready for the final era of SHEETS KINGDOM
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I want my $2000 that were promised
  58. Damn do nothin Democrats
  59. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wha wha wha, I want my student loans forgiven, I want $2000, I need a life saving vaccine, I’m tired of being murdered. Just shut your widdle mou
    Cullen Conway
  60. Matt avatar
    It’s not like you can blame the republicans when the dems are passing it with 0 R votes anyway
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s it
  62. I’m going full Q
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    🙋🏼‍♂️
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Don’t jinx it
  65. Matt avatar
    Do you think corps have ever in the history of man have said we want less money because we don’t need it? Dem voters are a bunch of cuck
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    👨🏿‍🚀
  67. Also don’t say final era
  68. It’ll be back next year
  69. During year 3 of quarantine
  70. Or even this summer for nba finals
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Even this spring for regular blazer games
  72. If we still can’t do shit
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Heeeeyo
  74. Future is bright fellas
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hopefully we will all be fully T Suggs by summer
    Cullen Conway
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    End of summer**
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    Any idea how large that bolder might be?
  78. https://twitter.com/sheriffalert/status/1357718112599240706?s=10
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sounds like an average large boulder
    Cullen Conway
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone trying to suck my sohcahtoa?
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s see it
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s not your watermark
  84. That’s Caddell Prep’s sohcahtoa
  85. You son of a bitch
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m an agent of Caddell Prep
  87. Daniel Miller avatar
    Matt, are you going to attend the Super Bowl party so that we can all watch your childhood hero, Tom Brady, be the oldest person to win it
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt: “what super bowl”
  89. Matt avatar
    The superbowl was 2 weeks ago and the Bills lost again
  90. But I’m still waiting on a firm answer from my wife tbh
    Daniel Miller
  91. She was pretty wishy washy on it
  92. Cullen Conway avatar
    It wasn’t tho, Matt
  93. It’s actually on Sunday
  94. There’s an NFC team in it too
  95. Matt avatar
    I’m afraid you’re mistaken
  96. Daniel Miller avatar
    O are we doing this again
  97. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah
  98. Matt avatar
    Sunday is more of an exhibition
  99. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Things not to be talked about in this thread: stonks, workouts, nfc/afc
  100. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just keep adding em into the pile
  101. Daniel Miller avatar
    Things encouraged:
  102. Nussy
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    All of these are absolute heat
  104. Kyle Derrick avatar
  105. Nudding
  106. Farding
  107. Evan Bbbender avatar
    More heat!!
  108. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hell yeah
  109. Now we’re taping
  110. Talking
  111. Horny
  112. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Horn
  113. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Horny
  114. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Horn
  115. Matt avatar
    The legend of the horny boy
  116. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s the one right there
  117. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fuck my horny widdle mouth
    Cullen Conway
  118. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh yeah now you’ve got me interested