Saturday, February 6, 2021

Jalapeño pussy poppers

I’m eating bridge city Saturday

But do not let that stop anyone from bringing pizza to dans

Because I love pizza

So you know how committed I am to pizza

Tight

Cullen may I suggest a big plate of brisket

Perhaps brisket tacos

A la Matt’s

I’m making a frito pie

Already bought all the shit

Innnnnnteresting

Dan, bbq?

I already mentioned that wvan

But like

Brisket tacos

Would you be interested

In serving bbq during your super bowl party

Matt’s BBQ had that problem solved for you

It’s delicious

And they make it!

Ah

Well Frito pie pizza and sliders

I’m going to shit myself

Can we get a platter of French fries and blend it all together

Naturally

Anyone else have weird taxes this year. I normally get a big refund but after a quick glance it seems I may owe this year

Mine seemed about right

Last year

Yeah that’s the sweet spot

I did

You should be getting a refund

I thought so too

Do you take the standard deduction erwat

Yeah

Naughty purps

Ah man I don’t qualify on either account

I’m not staying outside by myself damnit

I’m lactating

Well

Can i wear a mask inside if everyone’s inside

I’ll hang outside bro

Cullen, are you filing married?

I am, yeah

That can cause you to owe if you don’t adjust your w4s

Tax expert chiming in

Send us your nuss

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-55937318.amp

Article written in African pidgin?!

damn bbc has a pidgin section? pretty tight

I feel racist reading pidgin in my head

But how else do you read it?

Is pidgin like Afrikaans

yes

Homie is going to get murdered

So someone can harvest that diamond

It’s just a big target

What’s the difference between pidgin and Afrikaans

Isn’t that Dutch mixed with something else?

Ther

thanks google

I mean the way you guys were talking made me think you knew

Turns out YOU DIDN’T

I WAS GOOGLING MY BRAIN TO DEDUCR

But yeah dudes going to get murdered

He put a giant diamond in his forehead

Idk how you’d ever sell it

Who has 616 BTC laying around

BBC has a pidgin section because they are colonizers

Euhhh pidgin is generally simplified

Why would colonizers use a simplified dialect

Because they need to send propeganda to the colonies!

I’ll take a bit of that

Hit**

Anyone feeling training day this evening?

Or are we more like this tonight:

Isn’t there a new training day on HBO with mr robot?

Has anyone watched that yet?

Yeah I might fuck with that

What is it called?

(Training day?)

How to Train Your Dragon

Aka

The little things

Aka how Stella got her groove back

Aka

Damnit

For real tho

How Stella lost her groove to begin with

Aka

How to abstain from your dragon

Aka

It’s actually one of the above

The little things aye?

Aye

Oh I saw that when scrolling the other night

Doesn’t have great reviews

Fucking hacks

This movie blows

It’s got cheese all over it

How to abstain from your dragon?

No that movie contains valuable life advice

Evan, will you ask Tommy to interpret this graph for us

It sort of looks like a nice pussy/uterus combo

Is that from Tommy?

But to him it would look like Jesus blowing loaves and fishes out of his mouth

You guys wanna move to Rancho Cucamonga?

Someone hitting 4chan early this AM

it was from reddit tbh

!!!

Reposted on Twitter or are you on the sauce?

just because I hate redditors doesn’t mean I haven’t been on there for a decade

Amen amen amen

Rumor has it there’s gonna be a little Gucci at dans tomorrow

What does that mean?

THE HELL YOU THINK THAT MEANS MAN

Baby Dame?

Lenin Time

What’s sheets kingdom max capacity? Seems like it would be pretty crowded

It’s just going to be me outside and everyone else inside

Lol

Well Heather and Amanda better not be going inside over there

Or else they are huge hypocrites

(They are)

If you guys aren’t going to be hanging out outside then alysa and I would love to join

Inside is for new parents and recently vaxed people

As is my understanding

Is it pink on the inside?

Who has been vaccinated other than Alice and Cullen?

No one

I am not Dan so I’m going to stop fielding questions

Though I do have one of my own: what time should I arrive

Yeah. I guess alysa has been vaccinated so if that is really how it’s going we would be interested

Yeah it’s nbd but would like to hang if it’s an option