Thursday, February 4, 2021

We got up on cascade when it was pristine and it was absolutely trœnie nooooned

Dan, is super bowl confirmed?

Will there be bridge city

What about nuss?

I can’t say yet

But unlikely

Mine might swing by for a bit

Sounds about right

Bussy/nussy

I was saying stussy

I thought I might have heard stussy

Cascade baby

It was me Timmy Tonies today

Mr Timmy Tonies**

Nice man

Timmy Tonies

🤙

Man it was so good

Literally best cascade experience

Best

Ok tight guys

Glad you got it

Evan fell at the run up to that creek bed that he was screaming fuck at

Yeah it’s amazing that’s twice

He only yelled fuck this time

No screaming

I wasn’t nearly in as poor of shape

But it was just as miserable

that tattoo will never come near a vagina

Well yeah, he’d be up to his wrist in pussy

But horrible tattoo

I said near

I’ve thought up some really dumb tattoo’s I’d put on myself but never a meme

Yeah it’s pretty fucking awful

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.coindesk.com/elon-musk-breaks-pledge-to-stay-off-twitter-returns-to-praise-dogecoin%3Famp%3D1

Dan get one of these for Bruce

He liked the kick chair thing enough

This is the logical next step

Fuck

FUCK

Epic meme Elon maybe tell us what you think about bacon next

Evan, you bringing bridge city Sunday?

I don’t think so

Chips, huh?

No I’m not decided yet

Perhaps we should coordinate and make a dank spread

I think I’m going to do pulled pork sliders

Oh hell yeah

Barring that, it’s mutilated animal genitalia

Perhaps

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1357340910481149962?s=21

Update

I will be bringing PDX sliders

Fuuuuck yes

Half beefy bois, half chix with aoli

What should I bring?

Aioli?

Don’t bring a big cheese and nut ball

I despise those

Lol

Yeah those kinda suck

I’m not sure why you thought I’d bring that

But now I’m included to

Inclined

I didn’t think you would

I just was like please god don’t let anyone bring that

I mean a giant salad seems appropriate

But also a pizza would be tight

Bridge city then

Let’s get heart attacked

I’m gonna make some bottom shelf sloppy Joe’s

Like several of those .60 cans

Put in a crock pot

And that’s it

Just scroll through boyswhocancook

And randomly click one

And that’s what you’re making

That’s what I thought of after writing this

I wish wings were easier to get on that day because I want wings

But i remember that being a nightmare

Order ahead of time?

No

Maybe I’ll bring lol ceasars

Or a lolburger

What about a 6-layer dip?

Ok, for real tho, what about a frito pie or a tater tot hot dish?

Bring my MN game

Perhaps a nice dessert

A nice Genoese

I don’t know where I’m going with this

https://www.wweek.com/bars/2021/02/03/beloved-fried-chicken-spot-reel-m-inn-is-returning-for-one-day-only/?fbclid=IwAR0GvlkT6bt7xhpLYGjaupcoM1NCMd9xt94ieMqXZMmROXI8TSFWYJueDw

On a related note, I am bailing and gonna watch at home

Unfortunate, but expected

😞

Yeah I never heard you say you were cumming

Yeah not super interested in watching outside

And I would also feel bad ditching alysa because she definitely doesn’t want watch outside

Wow my company is giving bonuses this year

That will help heal my meme stock rounds

Wounds**

Cunt**

Ok, so you start with a 2-3 mile run

Just to get some cardio

Then you move to a HIIT circuit

Here’s one you might try:

3-rounds
50 squats
40 sit-ups/abs
30 reverse lunges
20 push-ups
10 burpees

That’ll get your bussy saeaty

That’s a nice workout

Better than just eating shitty food and playing video games

Why did you share that Cullen?

He doesn’t like my loss porn

I’m sick of hearing his stock updates and I know he hates hearing workout updatea

It’s loss porn, Cullen

Do you want to carpool Sunday?

(From my house)

Uhhhh, how would that work

It probably wouldn’t

But it was a gesture of KINDNESS ON MY PART

Haha kindness how?

I CAN DRIVE

Well that’s kind

It is

How’s about you swoop me

It’s pretty much on the way

NE —> N —> SE

That’s how a map works right