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Wednesday, December 9, 2020

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) Tweeted:
    Tell me why they pull me from warming up so I can go get tested... my shit come back positive... I tested positive for Covid WT
  2. https://twitter.com/DezBryant/status/1336469570262020102?s=20
  3. Matt avatar
    Conspiracy
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    NFL hates revenge game narratives
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/pff/status/1336347568368971777?s=10
  6. Any of you boys going Darnold?
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes bro
    Cullen Conway
  8. Darnold is money
  9. Matt avatar
    Baker is 22-21-1
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Darnold is about to unleash his unlimited power
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    As backup qb to Trevor?
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No when they trade him over to Tampa bay
  13. And Arians makes him a MAN
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1336372098521051144?s=10
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/sundae_gurl/status/1336467842481479681?s=10
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Love that font
  17. Daniel Miller avatar
    Dark, I like it
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The Chinese better pay reparations after this is all over!!!
  19. I’M SO SICK OF THIS CHINA VIRUS!!
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
    Couple of civil war battles missing here, but point made China virus is bad
    Cullen Conway
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I think probably D Day could have been in there as well
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    Oh yeah that was over 3k
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That didn’t occur in the US
  24. Though I guess that’s doesn’t really matter
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think Dan had it with the point made thing
  26. Daniel Miller avatar
    Guys, let’s covid
  27. Matt avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    Also, Spanish flu?
  29. Nevermind, China virus bad.
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1336433913208705027?s=10
  31. Dan are you this guys speech writer?
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is that the guy who went out in nyc impersonating Asian people to their faces in a very racist manner?
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    Not a huge fan of this guy and I’ll point out, they have dinner in several other countries as well. That being said. I can get behind this messages. Drinks.
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    1:53 AM huh dan?
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    No Dan sleep
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle, snow update
  37. Cytheria is saying 2-3” of powder Thursday night
  38. I’m seeing some snow Friday as wel
  39. What does your squirt girl site say?
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    She says bow to me puny mortal and worship my cunt
    Daniel Miller
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cytherea is the squirt girl
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah but you have another one
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
  44. Cytherea is the Apple of my squirt eye
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ok, well I see some powder tomorrow night into Friday
  46. Also Friday night but I’d prefer to go Friday
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    🤙
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Already requested off
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    Me too
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Look out because the forecast is looking like there might be a slight chance of DING HO
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/p/CIhFiFRFXyD/?igshid=7vtfzdnjd944
  52. Matt avatar
    me2
  53. https://twitter.com/reallyhotpants/status/1336485689681211392
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’ve got 2/3 so I guess that means I don’t love capitalism
  55. Thursday Night
    Snow likely, mainly after 4am. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 19. Breezy, with a west wind 10 to 16 mph, with gusts as high as 24 mph. Chance of precipitation is 6
  56. Looks like another storm day
  57. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/matchahitler/status/1336560646662598656
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Awwww yea boi that’s it right there
  59. Matt avatar
  60. https://twitter.com/BuffaloFAMbase/status/1336718290341781508
  61. 3rd time this season eh
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    AFCs pretty crappy huh?
  63. Jk
  64. Matt avatar
    MVP
  65. of my heart
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wtf is that image?
  67. That’s a black man with Microsoft paint jersey
  68. Matt avatar
    Yeah it would be the GOAT color rush jersey
  69. I was confident the bills are going to murder Pitt this week until I saw they’re wearing the dumb red jerseys
  70. Now my confidence is wavering
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Pitts d is a shell of itself
  72. Bills should be good
  73. The real question is, will John brown be back?
  74. Matt avatar
    John Brown is sitting on the shelf to be our secret weapon when needed
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He won’t be eligible for return until next week
  76. Cullen Conway avatar
  77. My buddy in MN has been utilizing the new iOS customization features
  78. This is a pretty powerful customization
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is brilliant
  80. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah it’s great
  81. Daniel Miller avatar
    Dude, this guy laughing every time he does it. Big love
  82. Cullen Conway avatar
    Haha yeah that is a great aspect of it
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well boys I just finished my week long project
  84. Time to not inform my boss until tomorrow at 3
  85. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/taylorivers/status/1336363365371949059
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh nice
  87. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/1336717726698500097?s=10
  88. Matt avatar
    That is a nice lamp
  89. As a wood man I can endorse it
    Cullen Conway
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/kelleykoin/status/1336747972076290048?s=10
  91. “Kelley, a season pass holder for many years, has finally enjoyed Cascade”
    2
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Texas looking pretty chewed up
    Matt
  93. Cullen Conway avatar
    More jumpy-does for you bro
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I love a little jumpy do
  95. It’ll give me ample opportunity to practice my backside 180 to ouch my pebis
    Matt
  96. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s a great transition
  97. I’ve seen you do it many times
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I’m getting good at it
  99. Cullen Conway avatar
    You don’t need to scream, “I’m transitioning” every time you do it tho
  100. We know
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No
  102. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Columbia just launched its corporate Instagram
  103. It’s not private
  104. Should I begin porn tagging it?
  105. Matt avatar
  106. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Get that in a ski suit
    Matt
  107. Cullen Conway avatar
    That would be dope as hell
  108. Matt avatar
    I have done 3 minutes of hard research on this and I can not find anywhere that lets you print your own design on a ski suit
  109. My disappointment is immeasurable
    Cullen Conway
  110. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Idea
  111. Get down jacket
  112. Use a thinning agent to remove the coloration, leaving the baffles clear
  113. Remove down
  114. Fill with Josh’s Jaqs
  115. Matt avatar
    Sounds comfy
  116. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Alternate baffles with red beer and jaqs
  117. Matt avatar
    Great now I’m looking at vintage Bills starter jackets on ebay
  118. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not a bad time to buy
  119. Matt avatar
    https://www.ebay.com/itm/Buffalo-Bills-Leather-Jacket/293877212420
  120. holy shit
  121. New motorcycle leather
  122. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh yeah that’s bangin’
  123. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt, what’s your shralp stoke level at?
  124. Evan Bbbender avatar
  125. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Beanie, helmet, beanie
  126. Mask
  127. Matt avatar
    My body is ready
  128. Fat and ready
  129. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is that like a 7?
  130. Matt avatar
    12
  131. Cullen Conway avatar
    Whoa, that’s Hennessy
  132. Matt avatar
    It’s a 12 out of 7. Really weird rating scale
  133. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Matt, which car we taking?
  134. Matt avatar
    I can drive if someone leaves Jen a car
  135. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I can drive if not. I’d just need to know so I can gas up
  136. Evan Bbbender avatar
    My car has been unreliable, Matt fixed the leak in my tire but I haven’t driven it since
  137. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle aren’t you perpetually gassed up?
  138. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Seems to be holding air but not the best option imo
  139. Matt avatar
    Cullen would have to leave his car then, or I’m sure Jen wouldn’t mind borrowing the tezla
  140. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m fine leaving my car
  141. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Shit. I didn’t even think about if all 5 of us are in
  142. Daniel Miller avatar
    We’re not :-(
    Kyle Derrick
  143. Kyle Derrick avatar
    We would probably need 2 cars
  144. At some point I’m sure we all will be though
  145. Daniel Miller avatar
    O we will. And Jen will get her day in the Tez
  146. I’ve been back at work two weeks, don’t quite feel ready to start taking ski days yet. Soon tho
  147. Matt, will you smash Evan’s chips for me
    2
  148. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle, remember when you could get the terror at Wonder Ballroom?
  149. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Those were the days
  150. The terror hits different when you are in a mass of people
  151. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ve decided to transition from a pro-tech techbro to anti-tech techbro today.
  152. https://twitter.com/GraduatedBen/status/1336508172094279681
  153. This tweet me over the edge
  154. Matt avatar
    That’s the one that did it for you?
  155. Daniel Miller avatar
    I was edging
  156. Now, I have arrived
  157. Matt avatar
    I just said fug it and grabbed Cyberpunk, hope it’s not too buggy
  158. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt, are you bringing red to the lot?
  159. Matt avatar
    It’s a possiblity
  160. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll put it into my Pray For Snow
  161. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1336787159517450246
  162. Matt avatar
  163. Daniel Miller avatar
    You got the juice!
    Matt
  164. I cracked mine last night, takes me back to the before times