Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Jesus I know the bills 49ers game is starting but Washington is in position to win

Pitt is awesome

Matt, are you drinking red beer or just hoppy ass beer?

Exactly Cullen

haha I just poured a ‘clockwork pink’ IPA so kind of both

Clockwork pink puss

Nice

Pit has been exposed

Ben with a clutch pick

ooooo!!!!

OH BABY

I need 14 points from Joshua tonight

Matt, can I get that?

HELLO JOSH

Uh oh, Beasley down??

wasn’t it singletary that went down?

Oh no not singletary

oh shit cole is down too

cole got hit in the head

Wow

That is not good

cole is back baby

singletary is coming back too

don’t worry

He’s made of steel

I’ve seen dole take some absolutely brutal hits in Dallas

And just walk off

now Moss is down

this a dirty 9ers defense?

Wtf

also PItt sucks dick I told you guys

Lol

An 11 win team

easiest schedule in the league

Bills probably lose tonight too because everything is dumb

Nice take

They’ve got to worry about Deebo

refball

what a joke

Where is Deebo

Oh dear

This is fucking ridiculous

Gabriel Davis is my spirit animal

Coles having a day

hardest working man in the NFL

Great rap music too

Deebo on the board

Nice

Anyone but diggs

les go

Anyone at all

Watch out for Deebo on this next drive though

That was a 69 yard drive

Nice

Tell trey white to cover Brandon aiyuk instead of Deebo

AIYUKEN

I hate him

He’s the only person mullens is throwing to

It’s almost as if he’s unaware of my fantasy situation

He needs to feed Jordan reed

He’s the will fuller of tes

He should just curl into a ball and say I CANT DO THIS

I CANT DO THIS

Do you guys wanna do a zoom santa con where we get obliterated at home by ourselves?

beasley is a beast

Worst 2nd half defense in the league

All deebo does is run around in the backfield

He’s being a dick

That was cowardly

That was cowardly too

Throwing to aiyuk

The KFC lifetime movie is better marketing than the dumb monoliths

Are those monoliths marked
Like filth element?

Yes they are

That wasn’t cowardly

Yht

Gabriel Davis is my dawg

Nice play by trey white

That’s a Tre

That’s another huge love

https://twitter.com/oldredtree/status/1335999391665098752

That’s awesome

Very obscure actress though

Yea she’s always been batty

Boardwalk empire and enter the void are the only things Ive seen her in

(For some reason this knowledge will draw cullens ire)

She was also in Choke

But yeah that’s pretty much all I know her from

Looks like some snow might be coming Thursday night

Let’s hope

Ah a nice chucky P movie

pray for snow bros!!!

(Don’t) Drink jubelale!!!

I made the mistake of trying to watch Enter the Void while drunk once and it made me hurl

It’s got lots of bright flashing colors

I think it was the flying camera view that did me in

Unrelated but did josh jaq you last night

Hell yeah

Very nice

Very nice indeed

He’s in the mvp conversation

Unlike Russell Wilson, who is a loser

He’s already MVP of my heart

Meant to send this yesterday but did you see that Trump’s administration turned down Pfizer’s offer of more vaccines and now we may have to wait until June because other countries bought them

Reminds me of when he sold out ventilated stockpile to other countries

Thursday

Please please please

https://twitter.com/briggityboppity/status/1335998363116974080

Genius idea really

Not the fucking part

Though that’s also a good idea

We really throwing genius around loosely nowadays

We got Einstein and we got the guy who created the burrito fucker

Fucking foodstuffs is the pinnacle of human civilization

If this isn’t true, I don’t want to live in this kind of world

https://twitter.com/stevemullis/status/1336181350966112261?s=10

Throwing Renaissance out loosely too?

‘accidental renaissance’ is a subreddit so I imagine that’s what he’s invoking

Jenna Ellis has covid

I think it’s from the Rudy fart

Not silent, but deadly.

😎

https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1336358974744977408

https://www.koin.com/news/crime/ne-portland-house-hit-by-50-bullets-83-shell-casings-found/

600 block of NE Morgan

2 blocks from Good Neighbor

I ran there yesterday

I didn’t see a single bullet casing

Would you say Good Neighbor has some.. Bad Neighbors? 😎

They don’t leave the casings

That’s a lot of bullets

Someone is a bad shot

Yeah like 30 missed the house they were shooting at

https://twitter.com/yungchomsky/status/1336334533411520513

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1336342829333929985

Anal of y’all ever had an anal abscess?

Whoa

Well I know some of you dudes were taking about having anal fissures when we were camping

#buttstuff

Well fissures, yeah bro

My research indicates fissures can lead to abcsesses

Time for that bidet bro

Yeah wiping 30+ times a day isn’t good if you have butt issues

That’s what happens when you eat a lot of fiber

And have a lot of ass hair

https://twitter.com/ayyy_vuh/status/1336025650096988161