Thursday, December 10, 2020

The golden era

Apparently Jen works 3 blocks from that place they’re selling it

https://twitter.com/nfloncbs/status/1336689545555881984?s=10

Second rounder next year for sure

Lol

I don’t think so

First

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/ka3ocx

Next week shaping up a nicely

Show every day

After a Saturday night nudding

God that dump on Saturday night

Almost makes me want to miss football

That often is .5” when you wake up but worth watching

I mean I’m into considering it

5 to 9” is so much nudd

Though cascade won’t be open

And heather won’t be open

If nothing else I’m excited by that forecast for the next week

Fill the jar if you will

Me too bros

If we don’t go Sunday does anyone want to watch footies for the fantasy playoffs

I do

Excellent

We could eat carpet

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1336890016216330240

fishing trip?

It must have survived cullens bachelor party

I think that was bachelor party 4/6

“When I’m trolling I really gotta hit save draft” followed by a bunch of silly tweets. It’s a bit

I think he should totally fight joe Biden

He is onto something though. C list celebrity challenging multiple other celebs to a fight

He’s fighting around the world

Are you suggesting that he should fight Russell Crowe?

Tonight’s snow looking better boys

He should fight Russell Crowe!

Nothing like beating up an old, overweight man

What about beating up a kid?

Imagine flying through space only to absolutely explode when you touchdown on Mars

Flying through space for 3 months**

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/Technology/unmanned-spacex-starship-test-flight-explodes-landing/story%3fid=7463700

It booms alright

I couldn’t tell if it was a rocket or taysom hill

Thank you

Hmmmm

Does your company have NDAs?

Because that’s all I got

I think you could try hacking the dabs

If they catch you doing that you might be able to negotiate something

You gotta hack the dabs

CIA analysts are still looking at the data today

It’s like I plugged into the matrix

Dan, you should host a dab hackathon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGOMViJlQmE

Bills play Sunday night so I could possibly be convinced to go Sunday

I may be down then too

Depending on if I have brain trauma

Quarantine has been rough on Kyle

He’s a hypochondriac

https://twitter.com/Devon_OnEarth/status/1336730135605735427

Last time I went I had a headache for 24 hours afterwards

May have been dehydration or brain trauma

Things get complicated Saturday into Sunday. A warm and wet system tracks northward along the coast, and cold air piles up against the east side of

Cytheria isn’t as stoked on Sunday

But she’s stoked on next week with several potent nudds

I’m taking the following week off and can chase snow

I’m taking most of Christmas week and the next

Lol

I’ll take this

Free refills and a fat stuffed!!!

STUFFED!!

I think I’m in the clear to take ski days on a day or 2 notice through the end of the year, talked to my boss about it this mornin

I love this

Ya as long as I don’t skip demo day every other tuesday I think I’m clear to take off whenever

Demo my dick

I’d be happy to present enhancements to your dick next Tuesday

Enhance

What kind of work has been put in?

It’s got the Cum Junkie™️ Alpha XR 2000 semen boosters

Which increase launch velocity by 1300%

Who’s ready to make tomorrow...UNLIMITED?

My stoke is brimming already

What time we leaving

If I’m not careful there’s going to be stoke all over my office

5am

6...30...?

I’m sure plenty of stoke has been spilled in your office

630 worked well last time

I like me some 6:30

Meet at Matt’s at 6:30?

Mejo

Wait is dan coming

Or does he have poopy diapy duty

Cullen

Can you name something that appeals strictly to Americans?

Duck sauce

🦆

Correct

https://twitter.com/CIAGoFundMe/status/1337051499814400003

https://twitter.com/vibesrestored/status/1336745791281512448

I could use one of those

Does anyone know how to change a car battery without electrocuting yourself

Use a dead battery

He’s at work

Doesn’t he have a battery tender there? Can’t give it some juice?

It’s pretty dead, we already charged it with a tender

Use your pp

Better yet

Buy a suburban hearse

https://twitter.com/soi_girl/status/1336810413061779456

chag sameach, my dudes

what a way to celebrate the first day of hanukah tomorrow

What’s Chag

Hcaemas gahc

8 horny nights