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Friday, December 11, 2020

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt Gay is good to go boys
  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    Anyone getting naughty tonight?
  3. I might pursue the terror
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Y my pp hard?
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Tomorrow now looking comparable to Sunday
  6. Let’s get it
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
    2
  8. Matt avatar
    Tomorrow sounding nise
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I got the in Vogue sandwich
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What?
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Olympia provisions Grindr
  13. 😈
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oh
  15. I’m gonna go pbj. I’m hoping a lighter meal won’t make the post lunch shred so much harder
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Do you guys want activation pills
  17. Erin Andrews looks fucking nice tonight
  18. Matt avatar
    Yes we need to be activated
    Cullen Conway
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Alrighty boys
  20. I’ll see what I can do
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    A la steal them
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hey
  23. Don’t say that
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    Cam tho
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes he’s chillin on my bench
  26. Eatin puss
  27. And pant
  28. As long as coopster doesn’t yht im ok
  29. Matt avatar
    Fuck the patriots
    Evan Bbbender
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Perhaps you can offer Heather a good dickin down in return for them
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    Stuffed!’nn
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Whoooo boy
  33. I thought coopster was gonna get in
  34. GOFF CUMS ALL OVER
  35. ITS SO MUCH CUM
  36. Matt avatar
    Oh he went to Jared
  37. 💎
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Here comes clam Newton
  39. Pretty wild he’s thrown only 5 tds
  40. Nvm
  41. He’s bad at throwing
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He’s rushed for 69 doe
    Evan Bbbender
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Plan is Matt’s at 630?
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    6:25
  45. Jesus Kyle
  46. Matt avatar
    Jen says to bring your masks
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah dude it’s require on the mountain
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    Do you mean for the car?
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Don’t ask that
  50. I don’t want to wear it in the car
    2
  51. Cullen Conway avatar
    And I don’t want to be horny
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But here we are
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    But here we are
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/dezbryant/status/1337092195082493954?s=10
  55. Anyone else housing a fat burrito and several IPAs?
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m chugging liquor
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    Fuck yeah Kyle
  58. Any Braxton Berrios fan bois out there?
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Any of y’all remember the Double Down sandwich from KFC?
    Daniel Miller
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    People I should have started: cam Akers
  61. Fucking cooper kilo
  62. Kupp
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    People I should have started
  64. Cooper Kupp
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fucking cunt
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You didn’t feel
  67. You thought
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    True, true
  69. I mean, Kupp has 7.3
  70. I’m not upset
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s not a ton
  72. But he could yht again
  73. Cullen Conway avatar
    A Rob Ton?
  74. Cullen Conway avatar
    So 6:40 at Matt’s?
  75. Matt, is Jen using my car?
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How dare you say 6:49
  77. 6:40*** GOOD LORD
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    6:30 or what?
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yes
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
  81. Matt avatar
    Yeah Jen needs a car
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Meadows website isn’t showing any new snow
  83. Cullen Conway avatar
    I saw that, it’s weird
  84. Looks like a bunch coming today
  85. 3-7
  86. Maybe it’s just not updated
  87. Timberline showing 2” in past 24
  88. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s a good sign
  89. Some of the cams at meadows show it dumping
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
    I saw that
  91. And you can see snow in the trees
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s good!
  93. It means that they’ll most certainly have cascade inoperable for weeks
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cascade Ans vista won’t be open today
  95. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Reminds me of cullens comment about a long time season pass holder enjoying cascade for the first time
  96. Cullen Conway avatar
    It updated boys
  97. 3 inches up there
  98. Let’s shred
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    😈
  100. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Thank the jar
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I do
  102. Daily
  103. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Hendo968/status/1337195260045299712
  104. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Maybe BLM should have been better about being large corporate endorsements
  105. This toilet is doing me zero favors right now
  106. Matt avatar
    No pushing
  107. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s it
  108. Keurig boost
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    House on 13th and knott was shot up last night
  110. Matt avatar
    what colors do Irvington gangs fly?
  111. Polo shirts or some shit?
  112. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wow
  113. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sounds like it was only 3 bullets
  114. But from an AK
  115. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There’s been a surprising amount of gun violence in Irvington
  116. I’m worried someone is going to light me up while I’m playing she or empires
  117. Age**
  118. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1337260892799590401
  119. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan, I’m gonna load up and head over now
  120. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wait I’m about to slam coffee
  121. Give me 10 minutes
  122. Cullen Conway avatar
    Damnit!
  123. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What
  124. Cullen Conway avatar
    I thought I had a big shid and was stoked I’d get it out but it was just a huge fard
  125. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The worst feeling
  126. Cullen Conway avatar
    I feel had
  127. Matt avatar
    Here I sit broken hearted tried to shid but only farted
    Evan Bbbender
  128. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Other than emergency diarrhea in Gresham
  129. Cullen Conway avatar
    That was truly awful
  130. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’ll be there at 615
  131. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m glad it lives in infamy tho
  132. Evan Bbbender avatar
  133. Hey I shat by a streamlet in govy
  134. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m activated
  135. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Streemlitz
  136. And also drank mossy waterfall water around govy
  137. Matt avatar
    My car is unlocked if I’m not out there when you get here
  138. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Okay we are here
  139. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is your rack unlocked
  140. Cullen Conway avatar
    Daniel Miller
  141. Daniel Miller avatar
    The ate a huge love
  142. Looks snowy!!!
  143. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ooooo it’s a snowy boy
  144. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan, you find that gas
  145. Daniel Miller avatar
    Cullen, can you send me Liam’s number real quick
    Evan Bbbender
  146. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol
  147. Evan, ask Alex
  148. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can’t after last week
  149. Cullen Conway avatar
    Well, we tried
  150. Good effort boys