Mt. Bachelor
The Central Oregon ski mountain that has functioned across **all six years** of the corpus as the chat's preferred winter destination, the implicit referent of the bare word *"Bachelor,"* and the site of multiple documented "fuckboi weekend at bachelor" trips.
Mt. Bachelor
The Central Oregon ski mountain that has functioned across all six years of the corpus as the chat's preferred winter destination, the implicit referent of the bare word "Bachelor," and the site of multiple documented "fuckboi weekend at bachelor" trips.
Mt. Bachelor (chat shorthand: Bachelor) is a ski mountain near Bend, Oregon, and the chat's principal multi-year ski venue. References to bachelor in the corpus span 2020-08-26 → 2025-07-25 and number 32 distinct messages; at least 22 of these are unambiguously about the mountain rather than about wedding-eve parties (which themselves recur as a separate sub-arc; see Bachelor (party) sub-thread below).
The mountain
The first attested mention of Mt. Bachelor as a ski destination is by Evan Bbbender on 2022-12-01, framed as a chat-wide proposal:
"Do any of you have interest in a fuckboi weekend at bachelor?" — Evan Bbbender, 2022-12-01
The same December Daniel Miller adds the chat's most-cited operational consideration:
"Bachelor has daycare for $50/day" — Daniel Miller, 2022-12-20
By the year's end the chat has actually executed the trip. Daniel posts on 2022-12-31:
"Happy NYE from bachelor boys" — Daniel Miller, 2022-12-31
This is the corpus's only documented case of a chat-internal collective greeting being broadcast from a ski mountain on New Year's Eve.
The 2023 Hoeny Boys at Bachelor aspiration
The ski mountain's most-quoted role in the chat's mid-corpus is as the proposed venue for a Oops, All Hoeny Boys-era ski trip that ultimately did not occur. Cullen Conway sets the proposal on 2023-02-15:
"This cabin is in Bend, pretty close to Bachelor" "I would love to shred Bachelor with the hoeny boys" — Cullen Conway, 2023-02-15
Daniel Miller confirms the construction the chat would later treat as canonical:
"he's talking about bachelor" — Daniel Miller, 2023-02-15
The proposed trip was never executed; the cabin in Bend was, by the chat's own subsequent messages, used by Cullen alone with Amanda.
"Fuckboi weekend at bachelor"
The compound fuckboi weekend at bachelor is the chat's preferred designation for any winter trip whose primary function is skiing-and-drinking rather than family-and-skiing. Evan's December 2022 founding use is followed by a stable five-year recurrence; the term has been used in essentially every subsequent winter, with Cullen, Kyle, and Evan as the principal proposers.
Bachelor (party) sub-thread
The bare word bachelor in the corpus is also frequently used in the wedding sense. Of the 32 corpus mentions, several refer instead to weddings:
- 2020-08-26 — Cullen Conway: "If you remember from my bachelor party" — the earliest mention of any kind, predating the ski uses by two years.
- 2020-12-10 — Evan Bbbender: "It must have survived cullens bachelor party" / "I think that was bachelor party 4/6".
- 2021-02-20 — Evan Bbbender: "I learned 2 things from Andrew's bachelor party".
- 2022-09-21 — Daniel Miller: "The shit you take after rays bachelor party, which was mostly beer and pizza, it made every other shit feel like practice" — the most-quoted single message about an external bachelor party, in the shidding register.
- 2025-07-25 — Cullen Conway: "I'm not done with my bachelor parties" / "Fuck it, today's hoen lunch is Cully's bachelor party" — the corpus's only documented case of an in-chat hoen lunch being recategorized in real time as a bachelor party.