Thursday, December 1, 2022

You gonna have a beef on weck platter?

Lardo does offer Beef on Weck

420 Lardo

420 beef

420 creamer

Damn

Cuck

That was a wecky beef cucking

https://twitter.com/ryaneshea/status/1598094603106025472?s=46&t=ZNISQ-9DyCjcBw4inFCyKg

This sounds like something dan would say

That like learning Dan has been doing keto a day after getting dumplings with him

Exactly

https://twitter.com/interneth0f/status/1598062506182082560?s=46&t=ZNISQ-9DyCjcBw4inFCyKg

Matt, what you do if a cop pulled you over and started sucking your dick?

I would be surprised he took my orders seriously

Would you order him to keep sucking or stop sucking?

Silly question

But would you have him swallow?

More surprised the cop could read I guess

https://twitter.com/tittyrespecter/status/1598052003699359747?s=46&t=ZNISQ-9DyCjcBw4inFCyKg

This was a hypothetical without the sticker

Pulled you over just to start sucking

No prompt

“Sir, slowly provide your license, registration and pebis”

Then my first statement is true. Surprised he listened when I told him to suck my dick for pulling me over

https://twitter.com/hoodmeadows/status/1598158945251917824?s=46&t=QFRa72lJ-XAiKPh82Q6KHg

Dan and I may go Friday

Sweet

I’m in

DADDY IS IN

https://twitter.com/shitpostgate/status/1597930231808917504?s=46&t=gsbgIvZAvFgruat2fp34oQ

https://twitter.com/hoodmeadows/status/1598311819365347328?s=46&t=KVrw8VWJx4TBggipS4DihQ

I’m busy and broken sad 😞

I’m going today

Lol

I’m at joes donuts right now

Loooooool

Main lot is full

You got from joes to main lot in 2 minutes

Pebis hoens, baby

No, I checked the website

While waiting at joes

About to go by silent rock

Pebis

I was up hurling last night so I don’t think we’re doing football here tonight unfortunately

https://twitter.com/kyledoescode/status/1597995919898972165

https://twitter.com/roosterboostee/status/1597763244713992193

The pebis mightier

https://twitter.com/Devon_OnEarth/status/1598002899086643200

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1598361906338828292

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1598366127373094920

Man fuck Kanye

There should probably be a comma after man

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1598371051162968064

Yo this interview sounds lit he’s popping off

But you can also man fuck him

Yea he’s a real piece of shit

He’s like Hitler wasn’t that bad, just imagine if he wrote MBDTF

I never thought I’d read a sentence saying “stop dissing nazis”

https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1598017183887790081

This guy floods my fucking feed

He just constantly tweets

I don’t even follow him

Sounds like you’re a real alpha male

Want to go to Hooters later?

Absolutely

Bro, you’re gonna throw up on some tiddies

real shame the one closed up on jensen beach

yea that’s alpha shit brother

https://twitter.com/sammorril/status/1598376053055324160?s=20&t=oGVKMrpCyqiAqv_uARj8Vg

+ 1 Evan award

That tweet has never been posted or discussed here

Gonna start tracking Evan awards

Damnit I only saw the top part

Not the Marion Police response

I thought that was a new development

Whoever gets the most gets to get their dick sucked by a coo

Cop

🐷

https://twitter.com/sadlizards/status/1597835479411752960?s=20&t=330jQTekfsyJGLSTZlnegg

https://twitter.com/top_ramen_king/status/1598020382346264576?s=20&t=BKre7HtWXKOTzRYIBCzXgA

https://twitter.com/GalaxyPeaBrain/status/1598377851916587018

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1598385980175749122

https://twitter.com/nojumper/status/1598388071107420160?s=42&t=xWYNLRpZ1ULbMsoUUUtJ9A

Does Kanye think Netanyahu is Elmo?

I love that he’s got his boy just smiling and nodding next to Jones haha

https://twitter.com/TravisJReyes/status/1597829858226098176

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1598391086690734081

https://twitter.com/airbagged/status/1597998451987398656

https://twitter.com/StickToSelfies/status/1598378859405402114

Sorry I’m just on twitter all morning until I get through this next meeting and I can go the fuck to bed

Why even attend the meeting if you’re just in twitter? Just go to bed

In case someone says my name

Lol

I guess I’m doing something similar with my current meeting

My damn manager didn’t show up so that means someone is going to talk to me for sure

Mines a full train meeting about cyber security

This tweet is fire

Evan ✍️

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1598401599311056896

oh good we on twitter now

I would like to see a conversation between Kanye and Antonio brown

They should have a podcast called ye & ab

toss in Aaron Rogers

It would be insane

Oh yeah

That would make for peak content

Then you got yourself a stew

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1598402243266760705

Honestly at this point it’s kind of like this man may need to be institutionalized

Fuck Von to IR

OBJ time

Just score more points

funny he’s just sitting on twitch playing MW2 while that news drops on twitter

https://twitter.com/crim_tweets_/status/1591474127923122176

https://twitter.com/beetlemoses/status/1598358250424045569?s=46&t=FF2VQC2TP4FnGFkXn0ORww

This tweet just reminds me how many times kyle and I would be drinking playing sonic 2 but could not beat the final boss

It is so hard

Hard like life’s rocky road

Life, the chubbiest and pebis of them all

https://twitter.com/internethos/status/1598412492371558400

So brave

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1598410902692585472

I’ve had the white lotus theme song stuck in my head all fucking week

I like this season

I haven’t been able to get into that show but happy to see Chrissy is workin again

There may be several bro

There are multiple victims

Multiple pebis

And boy are the motives piling up

https://twitter.com/DBashIdeas/status/1597972230906220546

https://twitter.com/DadShammdad/status/1598388089596317696

Alright now that ones a banger

Truly

Man I step away for 5 minutes and this conversation starts bringing the heat

Matt has been a Twitter machine today

I’m extra not working today

You love to see it

Fellas

Do any of you have interest in a fuckboi weekend at bachelor?

By which I mean family weekend

Yes

Ladies, men, children

All are welcome

Yeah bro, fuckbois are family

Damn this high quality content

February it is then

Holy shit this is really good

And not just the cum/pebis

But Kyle’s general aversion to danger and careful nature

To Matt’s hatred of the police

Not now Evan, we are talking about how much we love cum.

It’s so good like it also captures how nobody cares about my non-sequiturs and how cullen is very sympathetic

It’s FULLY pebis capable

I love that it has kyle saying definitely! A lot

Oh I guess he just uses exclamation points a lot

Now we officially live in the stupidest timeline

Good lord

Though if it keeps getting stupider I guess we always live in the stupidest timeline

I wonder if elons activities are going to hurt Tesla’s sales

Like people won’t want to associate with him anymore

https://twitter.com/dude_gang/status/1598390556706603009?s=20&t=TIhwWDWlKOf-lfJ9Vy_lgQ

You were in the top .1%

That wasn’t bad

Thank you, thank you

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/822504053057929218?lang=en

classic cushbomb tweet on that

Ahhhh

I can’t wait to eat that monkey

Why aren’t they reporting on the 2% that survived!!