Friday, December 2, 2022

https://twitter.com/HoodMeadows/status/1598466731017924611?s=20&t=AAYwmu_B_5XkmIAPxHGQsw

Wow we’re going to be slamming DOINKS on 3D

420 braised clit

420 nordick pebis

Bro lunch is at the zote tomorrow?

NOW NOBODY IS HAVING CHIPS

Probably alpenstube

Is the new lodge open yet?

Yeah but Evan hates it

And once Evan dislikes something, it’s off the table

It has a hex

Never to be removed

It’s like as expensive as the alpenstube and worse

And the alpenstube is expensive and sucks already

But do they have bread bowls?

Kyle loves a good bread bowl

I mean the burriro cart at hrm is the best thing on the mountain

But it’s probably not there yet

Do you mean that?

Yes

It’s a pretty awesome

It’s easily the best tasting thing you can get on the mountain

And it’s not extremely overpriced

Just normal overpriced

Other than my pebis

I was just commenting on your proclivity to start comments with “I mean” it “Honestly”

Wow my phone knows pebis now

I was commenting on your proclivity to be a fuckman bitch

Thank you

yw

https://twitter.com/ActiveShootrRob/status/1598474586492129281

Damn I don’t know about that

Funny though

What color is pebis country?

Black

Finally got my pornhub wrapped

Oh man Jimmy choo

Fucking classy man over here

I think I have some Jimmy choo cologne

I think I have some Jimmy choos Asian beaver

https:

Chooman

I just bought a family pack of Jimmy Choos

What if mac jones was on the bills matt?

Could you love him

No

Got that stink on him

I thought so

What if Tom Brady was on the bills?

Man I feel like we are just going to see more of Brady once he’s retired now that he’s fucking broke

And he led the bills to a Super Bowl Victory

O man this is a good one

He can be a body on the practice squad and we will only pay him in crypto

Probably how cullen would have felt if Favre had led the Vikings to an sb

Fantastic

https://twitter.com/footbaiiism/status/1598392741955870724?s=46&t=6Va9OSQ6rytA67Nmp-LmKg

Mortal Kombat

That pass was crazy

Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ckvy048opM-/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=

This shit is fire

DAWSON DONT DROP IT

Eddie Gordo?

James cook looking yummy

Never slide swing that big hog

This looks like a great place to give Dawson some hummus

*sigh* or diggs

I thought that was safety

Mm I guess not

Feet have to be in there

Yeah so close

Jesus gabe

Gabe “whoops” Davis

Ain’t no whoops

Lol aged like milk

That was a drive

It was great

Crazy that it was like 50 yards

It was so long

So many 3rd downs

All 3rd and short though

Like extremely manageable situations

https://youtu.be/zqX-XuLn33k

Wow

What a throw

Shame

Great throw

Oh shut

It was a dime though

Mistake to have 89 in when you can have 88

It sure was

Dawson would not have held

Allen with the tackle there was funny

Rhamondre stevenson is good

Hunter Henry has the most ridiculous baby face for a gigantic human

You should see his dick

I bet it’s fucking huge

I was just about to make a hog comment as well

Nobody wants to talk s out your pebis

I was talking about the Hunter Henry Hog

DOINK

Oops!!!

DOINK

Stuffed!!!

DOINK!!!!

Things going poorly for the pats is always funny

Remember matt Nagy? Well, now he’s back! In POG form

Marshawn back at the Buffalo Dave and busters I needed this in my life

So much power

Or is that at TGI Fridays where they let him pour his own drinks

And he goes “so much power”

I’m a lil too horny to cum

Are you guys listening to shout in the Woodman household?

Bills make me wanna

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1598522518087897090?cxt=HHwWhMC8gdnwi68sAAAA

https://twitter.com/watcherguru/status/1598530844418768896?s=46&t=GjleQdHQ8IqnONzTOYWKCQ

Free speech!!!

You left?

I think it has

https://twitter.com/techcrunch/status/1598554992524279809?s=46&t=aEF4Xg5mkPYIuN6ejPOqSw

https://twitter.com/ohhmar24/status/1598528165978247168?s=46&t=aEF4Xg5mkPYIuN6ejPOqSw

She wishes

https://twitter.com/hottrashbabe/status/1598469852683206657?s=46&t=GjleQdHQ8IqnONzTOYWKCQ

Sometimes I forget how funny tim & Eric was

Main lot full

Hoen

*horn

Hæn

Hoingü

So no shredsworth today?

We’re in sandy

HRM beers?

Oooo yeah

I hope Dan has extra because evan never bring his own

Is HRm open?

looks like the HRM lift is closed today?

https://www.skihood.com/en/the-mountain/conditions

Nordic Center is open for some cross-country snowboarding

Always a good time

Pebis creams

It’s leaf day and I get schadenfreude watching cars get towed

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/1598717155167576064?s=20&t=YVS-hmZ9GhBg61GSr4t2Xw

I wish they did leaf day for us poors out here

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1598489653253922817

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1598714500286406657?s=20&t=YVS-hmZ9GhBg61GSr4t2Xw

Is he responding to Kanye?

This is Kyle but it’s all medicinal ♋️

Haha that Matt Walsh one is likely fake

I thought the link above that was related

And I was like are you saying I am a medicinal 69 rapist?

And then I realized I am

Has this been posted here?

I don’t think so I like it

(I’m running and I’m crying)

RIP Chester

Wrong nu metal band?

damnit

P roach

I’ve lost all of my nu metal street cred

This is devastating

Sad, truly.

Chester is rolling in his grave

https://twitter.com/BosozokuTerKen/status/1598770906624466944

https://twitter.com/ashtonpittman/status/1598753106086461455

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/zalcv7/the_qataris_are_now_apparently_supporting_croatia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossm

Cut my dick into pieces, using a plastic fork

Man fuck Qatar

Fuck fifa for letting them have the World Cup

And most importantly, fuck soccer

Jacobi

Jacobi Bris-ket

https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1598787231270858754

Shirts off

Tym2Shid

Dan/Evan you’re both quiet for a mountain trip. Did the Tesla explode or drive off a cliff?

No I just got back

It was a magical day

Okay hear me out

Jar Jar Twinks

https://twitter.com/tiktokinvestors/status/1598771840729481216?s=46&t=be1R9YujMRjGPZRo0Tg80w

Dan, matt, is this true?

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598778884639653891

He’s fact checking

And pushed it back

People knew this long before Gen Z but good on em for thinking they figured that out

I’ve never seen a good engineer get laid off though

I’ve never seen a robot get laid off

Or bleed

I’ve seen em get flipped upside down on battle bots, tho

Requiem for a dream vibes

ace2ace

Precisely

haha Elon is having Matt Taibbi drop ‘THE TWITTER FILES’ he’s tweeting the thread right now