Saturday, December 3, 2022

what a boring twitter thread taibbi sucks now

I saw the first part of the thread and was like, nope

yea he’s really milking it so i stopped following

I’m ready to peb

https://twitter.com/spacemacchiato/status/1598834460086382592

Bro

Hunter was in some shit

Go on

Well, first I thought it was a screencap of narc

Then I was like wait, dorff wasn’t in narc, was he?

Then I realized it was Hunter Biden

And then i says to myself

Stephen dorff should play hunter Biden in a movie funded by the GOP slush fund

Then I shiddies

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598825403182874625?s=46&t=o3SlQ-uN7-t0XTVBmvyI3g

Honestly

HONESTLY (cullen)

Doesn’t he sort of have a duty to be impartial and not hold his finger over the scale of what is important media

And then be like this—I endorse this. Read it. Everyone read it.

Yes

But he’s not actually this impartial great man. He’s a fucking loser.

the only thing i learned from hunter bidens laptop is that hunter biden is pretty cool

Hunter Biden fucks harder than Elon musk that’s for sure

Listen guys, I’m a bit slow but I’m starting to think Elon bought Twitter to actually stroke his ego

Like exclusively

I like that he didn’t ban Kanye after the hitler/nazi shit

It was after the photo of Elon getting sprayed

He tends to ban people after they make fun of him

Which is aligned with your comment, Evan

I think that he said that it was “ok”

Then the nazi thing got posted and he goes “that’s not” and banned him

Like that was the tweet he banned him on

But w/e

https://twitter.com/skatie420/status/1598846625681936389?s=46&t=D_OV8CYvBQGQl2AH5T-Tfg

It is like he’s now extremely relevant on the international stage

https://twitter.com/emmanuelmacron/status/1598826588367470592?s=46&t=D_OV8CYvBQGQl2AH5T-Tfg

Which is gross

Like he has political influence at this point

Wait the richest man on the planet has political influence?

Lol

At least bezos doesn’t cram it down my throat

Elon will never stfu

Which billionaire is the worst?

Has elon passed Bezos?

If only there were some sort of battle

That could help us determine this

I hate that gif matt

Like I like nick cage

Some sort of environment where 2 billionaires battle

But something about that gif really bothers me

Shut the fuck up its nic cage

Vampires kiss

https://twitter.com/old_lotion/status/1598854655714689026?s=46&t=D_OV8CYvBQGQl2AH5T-Tfg

Ok so I had no idea mike and Isabel’s baby happened

Do they hate me

Lol I almost told you when we were eating ramen whenever that was

But wasn’t sure it was my news to share

Then mike said I could have

But then I didn’t

Yeah wtf tho

I have been wondering about that

They’ve been very quiet in general

Like they closed themselves off

Had the child been birthed when we had hot pot

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598864377750306816?s=46&t=D_OV8CYvBQGQl2AH5T-Tfg

To create überstænk?

It’s crazy that Kevin McAllister set Harry’s head on fire and then was like oh yeah, I’ll put feathers in front of this fan and sticky shit, that’ll fuck him u

Wow there’s a Norwegian Netflix movie called troll that looks 🔥😈🚨

https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1598832067684356097?s=46&t=Uvy4jiKasdUWfXbxAIG-vA

Amen, brother

https://twitter.com/coenesqued2/status/1598707678788059142?s=46&t=0B4Ok_IIZYL2KCHW0Rds-w

I like this

I don’t like how Twitter is presenting thumbnails tho

Thanks Elon

Can’t sleep, clown will eat me

*terlet

Masturbate

I’m also on the toilet

I just sneezed on my dick

https://www.vulture.com/2018/08/dinosaurs-tvs-saddest-sitcom-finale.html

This is old, but this series ended with climate disaster that kills them all

Not the baby

I’m old enough I actually watched that series when it was on

I definitely saw it on tv no idea if it was reruns or not

Pretty sure we were all watching it live

I recall watching it when I was like 3-4

I don’t believe you have many recall memories from when you’re 3-4 dog

He has some of his pebis

I mean I don’t remember specific episodes but I remember watching it in a house we moved into when I was 3

I think it may have been part of the abc tgif line up

Was on air from 91-94

Anyone wanna hoen out later?

Beers maybe dinner?

Roughly ages 3-6 for me

And confirmed, it was part of tgif

I’d do a late afternoon beer

/early eve

Veeery nice

Any other fuckmen interested?

I probably am

Love to hear that

Hoens me up bigly

What are you proposing?

I’m open to just about anything but ideally meet up around 3:30/4

Have some beers

Then eat some spicy crispier

Crispies

I’d also go see this’n

https://www.laurelhursttheater.com/

O great it didn’t link to the movie

It’s the menu at 6:45

Black Panther Wakanda Forever?

THE MENU

If I have a choice I will never be subjected to any black Panther movie ever again

You do t

Don’t

If you don’t see it you’re racist

That’s what I figured, I guess I have to go see black Panther Wakanda forever and laud it and the actors for the brave act of making yet another shitty superhero movi

He’s just racist anyway

How dare you

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1599126135387803648?s=46&t=QRwmZR2REwJl3GTsqRwkkw

The rams are going to be bad for a long time I reckon

And I’m here for it

They got a Super Bowl

Yeah sadly

I’d say it worked out

For them

It did

They mortgaged it all

And got the W

Now they’re stuck with an aging (bad?) qb, no run game and nobody other than cooper kupp at wr who can do anything apparently

I’m sure they can bring free agents pretty easily

It’s la

Dan/matt, either of you use a password manager?

yes

Which?

pwsafe

LastPass just had a hack so now I’m considering switching

most of mine are sync’d with google too tbh

Google auth?

I either generate a password in pwsafe and then also let google save it when it asks or I let google generate a strong password and also save it in my personal saf

I figure if google is ever hacked every password on earth will be forced to be changed anyway

medicinal69hoen for everything

pwsafe is also open source

So should we meet at a bar at 4?

I’m in

Just bring your crispy little pebis

It’s extra crispy

Staple me

Where should we meet?

Albert?

Baerlic or great notion on Alberta?

There is a new baerlic spot

Works for me

I wanna fuck my widdo mouf

How about 4 at baerlic on Alberta?

I will fuck

Heathers going full metal jacket on the vacuum cleaner

She blew her brains out?

Wow that’s quite the level of cleaning

I’m guessing adderal is involved