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Wednesday, February 15, 2023

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 cumshid
    Evan Bbbender
  2. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/lilsamsquanch66/status/1625662549252313091
  3. https://twitter.com/CurrentRevolt/status/1625320490305835008
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah she seems fine
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    She seems fucking great 🥰
  6. Matt avatar
    Bender do you know what strain these mushrooms are? Are they “cubes”?
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I believe that they are golden cabenzis
  8. Upon further review
  9. They are hallucinogenic mushrooms
  10. Cubensis
  11. So yeah cubes
  12. Drugs
  13. Matt avatar
    Got a scale and trying to proper dose myself
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    Do they go bad?
  15. I haven’t touched the ones from the white elephant
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not for a long time I reckon
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If they are dried out already they should last quite a while
  18. Provided you keep them away from
    Moisture
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    If been putting them in my bussy periodically
  20. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/TeamJuJu/status/1625590293306445824
  21. Matt avatar
    Anyone else thinking about dosing themselves at noon and seeing where the day goes?
    Evan Bbbender
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ll do that in solidarity
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Why are doing shrooms today midday?
  24. Matt avatar
    uh scientifically testing my dosage
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But like what about your work and family
  26. Matt avatar
    SCIENCE KYLE we’re going to see if I can do work and family on a small dose of mushrooms
  27. Daniel Miller avatar
    Haven’t I done enough for them?!?
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  29. How much you taking?
  30. Matt avatar
    probably a gram, i got a scale
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah a gram will just make you feel good
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    A word of caution, your tolerance builds up quite quickly for those things
  33. Matt avatar
    TBH I started seeing a therapist and we’ve been talking about microdosing and he thinks it could be good for me
    Daniel Miller
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    A gram is not a micro dose
  35. Matt avatar
    According to him it is
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It is a small dose, but generally micro doses are meant to be imperceptible. Like maybe .1-.2
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, I’d get a second opinion there. 1g is more than we took last time
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Also, as dan said, tolerance skyrockets
  39. Matt avatar
    yea
  40. Alright maybe I’ll take it slow
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I believe it takes about 3 weeks to lose tolerance
  42. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah that’s been my experience
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If you’re considering making a daily thing, .1 is probably where you want to be
  44. In my qualified scientific opinion
  45. Matt avatar
    Probably not a daily thing haha
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    1g is 1/4 of an eighth, an eighth will put anyone on the ducking moon
  47. Matt avatar
    Yes I have plenty of experience going to the moon on mushrooms, I used to eat an eighth
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    You should do it
  49. Matt avatar
    No TY
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    Take the g!
  51. Matt avatar
    Yea I might take the G
  52. maybe I’m not microdosing, maybe I’m taking a ‘therapeutic’ dose
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that makes sense
  54. Small doses can be good for depression/anxiety form what I have read
  55. Matt avatar
    I’m supposed to take enough to get in touch w/my feelings but not enough to trip
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Like clearing your cache mentally
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is good Wednesday content
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    On that note, I got something for you evan
  59. https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxeja5/i-tried-not-to-cum-while-playing-the-adult-games-advertised-on-pornhub
    Evan Bbbender
  60. Matt avatar
    What happened to co-working space Wednesday
  61. Daniel Miller avatar
    O fuck. We totally forgot
  62. Matt avatar
    We should go to a co-working space and I’ll take a gram of mushrooms and promptly become persona non grata
    2
  63. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  64. I support that
  65. Daniel Miller avatar
    Let’s shoot for next Wednesday
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Next Wednesday it is
  67. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/dril/status/1625903981028605952
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/41248397?check_in=2023-03-17&check_out=2023-03-19&guests=1&adults=6&s=67&unique_share_id=8fc71d8d-16bb-4487-ae7a-8b493b7d5fa
  69. Guys, I’m toying with the idea of a boys cabin in mid-march, last one before the baby comes
  70. This is one option, just want to see if this thing has legs
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    🍆
  72. Cullen Conway avatar
    This cabin is in Bend, pretty close to Bachelor
  73. I would love to shred Bachelor with the hoeny boys
  74. Daniel Miller avatar
    We could find Evan’s board!
    Cullen Conway
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Like at patty’s day weekend?
  76. St
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    This one does happen to coincide with that weekend, yes
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sure why not
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just Friday/Saturday night?
  80. Cullen Conway avatar
    I don’t know man this was just testing the waters
  81. We can amend this as needed haha
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    2-3 seems fun
  83. Cullen Conway avatar
    2-3 what?
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We could do the ski Friday and arrive late Friday thing too
  85. Days
  86. I guess none of you have passes so that may be less appealing
  87. Daniel Miller avatar
    he’s talking about bachelor
  88. So I don’t think you have a pass either
  89. Right?
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I meant ski hood Friday
  91. Then drive up to bachelor
  92. A la what we did before Covid
  93. But you did not do that I guess
  94. Daniel Miller avatar
    O I thought you meant ski bachelor Friday
  95. Like do Thursday night, wake up and turn, party Friday and eat a BIG boy breakfast where Matt and I reveal the true secret of fatherhood to Culle
  96. Matt avatar
    Spoiler alert the true secret is mushrooms on a Wednesday
    2
  97. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daniel MillerLike do Thursday night, wake up and turn, party Friday and eat a BIG…
    No this was more like drive yo hood and ski until like 1-2 then drive to bachelor and get in around 5 on Friday but really whatever work
  98. Or take mushrooms on Wednesday
  99. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/dril/status/1625968014649876482
  100. Max Lieberman avatar
    I work weekend of 18th, but have Friday 3/10- Monday 3/13 off
  101. Cullen Conway avatar
    How Hoen we talkin tho?
  102. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Big hoen
    Daniel Miller
  103. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t think I can swing the 3/10 weekend
  104. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/1625980739782074369
  105. If you can’t blow your winnings from a bitch slap contest on cocaine what is even the point?
  106. Or maybe he was doing a bunch of blow before getting slapped around, giving him an unfair advantage
  107. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think it was the latter
  108. Matt avatar
    https://www.thedailybeast.com/charlottesville-tiki-torcher-teddy-joseph-von-nukem-killed-himself-before-trial
  109. rest in piss shehead
  110. shithead
  111. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I saw that
  112. You see that he was caught smuggling pounds of fentanyl from Mexico?
  113. Oh I guess that’s part of the headline
  114. Matt avatar
    yea sadly that’s why he killed himself
  115. and not because he was going down for being a nazi
  116. Cullen Conway avatar
    I saw a long thread on Twitter last night
  117. Matt avatar
    only good nazis a dead nazi anyway so whatever
  118. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Amen amen amen
  119. How’re the Wednesday mushrooms?
  120. Matt avatar
    not that exciting
  121. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Shame
  122. Matt avatar
  123. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Now you’re talking!
  124. Matt avatar
    I should have went with my instinct and taken more
  125. That’s what I ate at noon
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Really? That seems like a nice sized boy
  127. Matt avatar
    I mean I feel alright, maybe not enough to achieve the introspection I was seeking
  128. Kyle Derrick avatar
    .4 ain’t gonna do much
  129. Evan Bbbender avatar
    If you want to go you must go with size
  130. Matt avatar
    I don’t want to hear it kyle you said I should take .1
    Cullen Conway
  131. Kyle Derrick avatar
    To micro dose
  132. But you aren’t looking for a micro dose
  133. Matt avatar
    Thanks Dr Kyle
  134. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s Dr. Thicc
    Matt
  135. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Herr thiccman
  136. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wann ist Thicc?
  137. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wo ist thicc
  138. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Woe is Thicc
  139. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Disagree