Wednesday, April 15, 2026

https://x.com/iranintj/status/2044138040650805495?s=46

The Iranian embassy in Tajikistan delivering some heat

https://x.com/czar_of_silly/status/2044068686420480042?s=46

Would cop but Jen would never let me leave the house in it

Would be too icy

😮‍💨

She’d be jealous of all of my virgins in heaven

Inshallah

72 virgin bussies

Cullen won’t be there then

Pretty sure his gash would keep him out

Amongst other transgressions

There’s no one to absolve your sins in Islam?

Only terrorism

https://x.com/bernstein/status/2044187394031698343?s=46

Chat, is this true?

Yes

Can confirm

https://x.com/kirk_bado/status/2044139046067191953?s=46

Really did her dirty with those roots

All of those are good though

https://x.com/tracyalloway/status/2044393082645274821

Meanwhile

Dan is definitely in this one

Bubbles not dead yet, folks

If you’re not pivoting to AI what are you even doing (looking at you Columbia)

Nominally

Announced they’re buying GPU instead of selling shoes now

https://x.com/yagadigital/status/2044252669817045214?s=46

https://x.com/benshotonfilm/status/2044399105787511267

https://x.com/factpostnews/status/2044472189143920644?s=46

*Dan and kyle stand up from their seats*

VERMOUTH!