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Friday, March 13, 2026

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/osinttechnical/status/2032433800072790251?s=46
  2. Daniel Miller avatar
    The OSINT accounts are the last good thing on twitter
  3. Matt avatar
    When you insist on your government being comprised of a handful of corporations in a trench coat that shit is extremely legitimate to target
  4. Daniel Miller avatar
    Kinda shocking to me that there wasn’t a plan for this, they’ve been talking about Iran closing the strait of hormuz since the 80s, this was a likely scenario and they seem to have no plan to address it besides like asking nicely
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It could be conceded that this administration is run by idiots?
  6. Like wasn’t there talk of several generals urging the president not to do this
  7. One even got fired if I’m not mistaken?
  8. Matt avatar
    I mean the plan was to not attack because they knew this would happen but these guys are idiots and have seen too many movies or something
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    “I don’t understand why they aren’t surrendering, I’m saying all the right things in front of the camera” 😭
  10. Matt avatar
    I’m guessing they thought they would do decapitation strikes and declare victory but instead got all of the smoke
  11. Daniel Miller avatar
    I think they still just declare victory
  12. Matt avatar
    Declaring victory doesn’t mean Iran stops bombing
  13. Daniel Miller avatar
    I think they will, that’s what happened last time, and they haven’t successfully hit anything for a few days
  14. We’ll see
  15. Matt avatar
    I don’t think Iran stops unless they get concessions along the lines of what they got from Obama
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    We will see I guess, I hope it ends soon, (lots of polymarket bets placed)
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah if not for the innocent lives lost, won’t somebody please think of the money on the line
  18. This feels like it is going to be a ruinous moment for this administration
  19. Like leading into the midterms with this utter debacle
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
    Attention spans are short they could wrap this up before end of the month and plunge us into some fresh hell before July
  21. The congressional majority is down to 1 already
  22. 1
  23. Started at 5
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah that’s kind of the crazy thing is how short term memories are
  25. Like remember doge? That was ancient history
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bro we consume micro content
  27. Who needs memory
  28. Next
  29. Daniel Miller avatar
    We kidnapped the president of Venezuela last month
    3
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He was arrested
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Seems like a lifetime ago
  32. I operate outside time/space
    Max Lieberman
  33. (Ketamine)
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    Where/when we hoenering today
  35. Afuri@130 ?
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Operation Epic Afuri
    3
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    1:30 damn lunch has become late but Lfg
  38. Matt avatar
    Do believe I’m in
    2
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lets go boys
  40. I feel like the different hoen lunch configurations need their own monikers
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is an eagle 20
  42. Fox 2
  43. Daniel Miller avatar
  44. I refuse to elaborate
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m in
    Daniel Miller
  46. Matt avatar
    What sitcom is this iteration?
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    Cullen, Evan, Matt, Dan - that’s cumtown
    2
  48. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/DuffelBlog/status/2032460420921926093
    3
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Patriot
  50. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/jimcramer/status/2032445706246480032
  51. Fucking cooked
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  53. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Daniel MillerAfuri@130 ?
    I’ll be there
    Daniel Miller
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Almost a full cohort!
  55. A Creamer’s Delight, as it were
  56. Max Lieberman avatar
    Fuuuuck that’s a deluxe hoen - sorry to miss it
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Coward
  58. I’m stoked to miss it
  59. Brian Ambuel avatar
    https://x.com/breaking911/status/2032232171159646313?s=46
  60. They rendered him no longer alive
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2032476964628357440?s=46
  62. It’s okay it’s only 2,500 it’s just a nibble
  63. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Tip of the spear
  64. Daniel Miller avatar
    This is just like when the sardarkar attacked house atredes on arrakis
  65. Except both sides are harkonnen
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Who’s doing the baron harkonnen oil bath
  67. Gotta be trump
  68. Daniel Miller avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh yeah that’s it
  70. That’s a sticker
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s the ai slop we need
  72. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVwgwXIk84E/?igsh=MWZ4eTNuMHZmbGswZQ==
    Brian Ambuel
  73. For the sopranos fanboys
  74. Daniel Miller avatar
    This is so stupid but I can’t stop watching
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah that’s got most of the hits on there
  76. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wait, the whole feed is just classic songs with sopranos lyrics
  77. Kyle Derrick avatar
    lol is it?
  78. Daniel Miller avatar
    They are doing uncle Junes band now
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What’s the vibe today
  80. Are we getting hammered drunk
  81. Daniel Miller avatar
    The only thing on my schedule the rest of the day is lunch, drinking with these fine gentlemen and a lightsaber battle with bruc
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There might be drinks then?
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    God I hope so
  84. As sure as next weeks headline will be Operation Epic Failure
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    AYOOO
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/ft/status/2032443975802441934?s=46
  87. https://x.com/deitaone/status/2032536663100923962?s=46
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    I might be a bit late to hoen
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m still going to order an appetizer then
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
    Asshole
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s going to be chiggen
  92. Daniel Miller avatar
    Got here early
  93. Have table
  94. Look for me, sitting alone
  95. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Be there in 5
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’re at star bar kyle
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nice
  98. Does it still smell like mildew?
  99. Cullen Conway avatar
    My beer tastes like mildew
  100. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Should have went to birdie time
    2
  101. Cullen Conway avatar
    Amen
  102. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll
  103. Cullen Conway avatar
    I still have a gross mouth feel from that awful beer at Star Bar.
    Kyle Derrick
  104. I’m guessing bad lines, it was upsetting haha
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That place is a little gnarly
  106. Cullen Conway avatar
    I used mouth wash and it didn’t go away
  107. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Smoke a cog
    3
  108. A true palette cleanser
  109. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/andr3jh/status/2032552558963703925?s=46