Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men is the chat sub-grouping consisting of Matt, Evan, and Dan, named on March 13, 2026 by Daniel Miller in a single message that also produced its sister grouping, Cumtown.
Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men is one of two ad-hoc Newfound Glory Hole sub-groupings named by Daniel Miller on March 13, 2026 in the course of a single uninterrupted minute. The grouping consists of Matt, Evan Bbbender, and Dan.
Founding text
"Matt, Evan, Dan - Two and a half men" — Daniel Miller, 15:51 UTC
Ten minutes later, Daniel Miller named the sister grouping:
"Cullen, Evan, Matt, Dan - that's cumtown" — Daniel Miller, 16:01 UTC
See Cumtown (sub-grouping) for the complementary set.
Membership rationale
Neither grouping was explained at the time. The chat has not subsequently asked which is the half in Two and a Half Men, but the answer is widely held to be obvious.