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Thursday, January 29, 2026

  1. Matt avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  2. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/DawnedEUW/status/2016489853140050135
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
  4. This is like something out of a Tim Burton movie
  5. https://x.com/executivejeff1/status/2016579632758476961?s=46
    3
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    Guys, LaVerne’s in Woodlawn is pretty cool and has some dank chiggin. We should fux sometime
    Max Lieberman
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They do lunch?
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  9. Daniel Miller avatar
    This is 40
    Brian Ambuel
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Kids love k
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/quattromkii/status/2016671579657375834?s=46
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    Cooking up a fat pro bowl parlay for the boys
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    True degen right there
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    I don’t think that’s actually possible
  17. Matt avatar
    Of course it’s possible
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/pooopmedia/status/2016755407255949561?s=46
    Kyle Derrick
  19. Kyle I would do this for you
  20. Matt avatar
    Poop media got that poop news you need
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    All things poop
  22. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I do like the thought of Kirk having left shid in the toilet before getting Merced
  23. Matt avatar
    I’m only going to flush my poops when I go to poop again so I know I’m leaving Jen with a piece of me
    Evan Bbbender
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think that’s smart
  25. Matt avatar
    The Kirk method apparently
  26. It’s how you know he loved his family
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sadly I think shit just turns into poopy water after a while
  28. The log does not persist
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You must freeze it
    Matt
  30. Matt avatar
    Raising seed money for my poop preserving toilet company
    Evan Bbbender
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This will be huge in the ex silicon valley turned paranoid fascist crowd
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/deitaone/status/2016927121843593644?s=46
  33. This is exactly what people, especially younger generations, are screaming for right now
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    Dollar down, house up that’s the way trump fucks (us)
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Text to audio please
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/martinshkreli/status/2016908815816331344?s=46
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    You guys wanna eat a lunch tomorrow
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    ^_^
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    Reacted 👅 to “^_^”
  40. Ramen ?
  41. I’m in the mood for too much soup
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What about pho
  43. Daniel Miller avatar
    Works
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So you guys have no interest in being involved in the mass protest?
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where were you during the no kings march, Kyle?
  46. Brian Ambuel avatar
    If we eat pho, let it be in solidarity with our immigrant brothers and sisters
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    This is a chance to actually have an effect
    Matt
  48. Protesting is good and all but it doesn’t really accomplish anything
  49. No judgment though
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sounds like judgment
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No I was just curious if you were aware
  52. The mass shutdown/economic strikes seems like they could actually cause real change
  53. Other countries have been really good about unifying for these sorts of things. The US not so much
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I mean do they include local businesses or no
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s do what you can
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Like I’m okay not buying an iPhone tomorrow
  57. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I honestly don’t see how skipping pho for a day will change anything
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  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Local business would be preferable to a corp
  59. It’s meant to be the start
  60. Brian Ambuel avatar
    You’re just going to buy groceries and beer today instead anyway
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A local business would get hurt by this?
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yes some business are also closing
  63. Matt avatar
    Hoen when you should be working is solidarity?
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah Minneapolis did it the day before Pretti was killed
    Brian Ambuel
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I just thought if you were into no kings protest then you would be into mass general strike
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    The downtown shut down most businesses and filled it with a massive protest
  67. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its only on work and shopping I believe
  68. We gotta eat
  69. And I won’t be working or shopping tomorrow 😊
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Look I’ll skip work for sure
  71. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’ll not work tomorrow
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I mean do what you can
  73. Daniel Miller avatar
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And get laid off in a month lol
  75. Where are the protests at
  76. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Reacted ✊ to “✊”
  77. Matt avatar
    Is Columbia doing layoffs?
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    All companies are, aren’t they?
  79. The Trump effect
  80. /ai
  81. The only Portland protest I saw was glendover park
  82. Matt avatar
    Kind of seems like people are hiring again I’ve been getting more inquiries
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, unemployment is low
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Goenhaven
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They’re doing the low hire low fire
  86. Daniel Miller avatar
    The fuck is that
  87. Cullen Conway avatar
    Are you going Kyle?
  88. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that’s what I’ve seen
  89. Daniel Miller avatar
    O like low turnover
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But they’ve been giving us free breakfast every Monday this month, which is expressed as to help us ease back into being in 4 days a week but I think it’s really more akin to giving out a giant meal before storming Omaha beach on D Da
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And making the survivors go back 5 days
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyhow
  93. Does anyone want to eat pho as well
  94. Also I didn’t see any of you guys at the gay sex circle jerk and fart-in-the-homie’s-mouth event
  95. Matt avatar
    Tentative
  96. Cullen Conway avatar
    Just a note, Kyle. Protesting and being out in solidarity with people being targeted righ
    2
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just a note, Cullen. Shut up, bitch!
    Matt
  98. Matt avatar
    Checkmate, Kyle
  99. Brian Ambuel avatar
    -1 Cullen for being earnest on chat
    3
  100. Matt avatar
    What’s this the learning channel?
  101. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was replying to Kyle’s earnest non-judgement
  102. Brian Ambuel avatar
  103. Evan BbbenderDoes anyone want to eat pho as well
    Might even have a beer this time
    Kyle DerrickEvan Bbbender
  104. Matt avatar
    In soildatiry
  105. Solidarity
  106. Jees
  107. Cullen Conway avatar
    I am unable to Hoen tomorrow
  108. But I will be breaking my fast as well
  109. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Reacted 🍻 to “But I will be breaking my fast as well”
  110. Evan Bbbender avatar
  111. (He’s eating pussy for the first time in 3 years)
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  112. Daniel Miller avatar
  113. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is this a rat?
  114. Squirrel?
  115. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt
  116. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/DougJBalloon/status/2016965293025681844
  117. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I would see the Malenia movie tho
  118. It’s just 2 hours of some guy dying then throwing the controller in a fit of rage
  119. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/yifever/status/2016854701590167992?s=46
    Matt
  120. Daniel Miller avatar
    These guys can’t read or do math
    Matt
  121. O man, they fixed it
  122. Off
  123. Pfft
  124. Now says you have 243k at age 55
  125. 1000 × (1.105)^55 that’s 10.5% return a year for 55 years
  126. Ambitious .
  127. Where we getting pho tomorrow ?
  128. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/xDSvN55xn4xSFpCy5?g_st=ic
  129. Or friendship kitchen
  130. Daniel Miller avatar
    1230 ?
    Brian Ambuel
  131. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sure