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Friday, January 30, 2026

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/moneylynch/status/2016942765389861059?s=46
  2. National treasure
  3. https://x.com/hepimp/status/2016825818039640081?s=46
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is tha fucking Barry k?
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah lol
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is he playing a beatle or something?
  7. Matt avatar
    Yes
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well he looks like he is
  9. So good job, Barry
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone wanna do a ketamine pro bowl party?
  11. Kid friendly, of course
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hell yeah
  13. I wish I was on ketamine
  14. I’m seeing Sam tallent at helium comedy
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    Poke nachos and musubi platter SB
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Delicious
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/jenniferjjacobs/status/2017222993525551157?s=46
  18. Matt avatar
    What’s that charge mean? Kind of wild
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    “He upset trump”
  20. Matt avatar
    They going to come for Ken Klip?
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I have to think so
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/skitzocat/status/2016922315796144229?s=46
    Matt
  24. February goals
  25. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/adamjohnsonCHI/status/2017062525389418864
  26. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2017248964878143741
  27. Love the Whitehouse official twitter account being completely unhinged
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah they do it all for the bit
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    Either way a former Viking great is getting the Lombardi
    Matt
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m gonna git you, sucka
  32. Matt avatar
    Looks like I’m out for lunch today
    Evan Bbbender
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    Reacted 🫡 to “Looks like I’m out for lunch today”
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kwesi fired
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Idk who that is and I’m too afraid to ask
  36. Presumably a streamer
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    Vikes GM
  38. Matt avatar
    Sounds more like a tele tubby to me
  39. Oh I support this decision
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/dougmillsnyt/status/2017066091718050090?s=46
  41. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Evil franchise
    Matt
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I’ll cave to that, they’re evil
  43. But more than anything Cullen’s Super Bowl favorites
    Matt
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
    Leel bro
  45. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/SBF_FTX/status/2017034165879751079
  46. Community noted haha
  47. Documents obtained by the prosecution in Bankman-Fried's 2024 court case describe a plan to “Go on Tucker Carlsen, come out as a republican” as a potential ploy to sway public opinion following the collapse of FTX
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/coachtoddmonken/status/822995934720225280?s=46
  49. Are we going to friendship kitchen or Thom?
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wanna go to the new Khao soi place
  51. Its by the Hat Yai people and its in the old pok pok building
  52. Matt avatar
    Some of their stores are closed today I’d check
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    O its dinner only
  54. Bleh
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m open to alternatives
  56. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is it just us
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    Everyone else is protesting
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think Brian as well a
  59. Daniel Miller avatar
    What kind of asian noodle place doesn’t do lunch, I’m enraged .
  60. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’ll eat
  61. Daniel Miller avatar
    Well, mildly annoyed
  62. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Cullen will be drinking elsewhere apparently
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    Just at my coast cabin 🤙
  64. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Coast is closed for the protest bro
    2
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah definitely protesting
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    Trost coast doesn’t close for nothin
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gonna guess most of the denizens of the Oregon coast are pro trump
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I hope you’re bringing your gun
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I hope you’re bringing your cum
  70. Matt avatar
    Cullen is partying on the coast IN SOLIDARITY
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s doing the noble thing
  72. The right thing
  73. Cullen Conway avatar
    Look Matt, I canceled my brewery trip I was looking forward to
  74. So I’m not spending any money
  75. I just did what Dan said and stocked up by spending money yesterday
  76. Daniel Miller avatar
    I don’t recall saying that, but I’m glad you are stocked up
  77. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I believe that was brian
  78. Nothing wrong with paying cash and buying local
  79. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ah, well I did what Brian said
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If you must spend
  81. As Dan did say people gotta eat
  82. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah cool, will do
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    Now, that I said
  84. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/2017309050086576571
  85. Daniel Miller avatar
    Whoa, they released the Epstein files
  86. Matt avatar
    Yeah Elon and Bill Gates in them quite a bit in this round
  87. Daniel Miller avatar
    There is one note where Epstein says he helped get gates anti biotics so that he could treat his STDs and secretly treat his wife. Lo
    Brian Ambuel
  88. Matt avatar
    Haha I was about to link that tweet
  89. https://x.com/robbystarbuck/status/2017281777019089172
  90. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Well I guess it’s convenient she got the divorce out of the way already
  91. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, kinda weird to write that in an email to yourself
    Cullen Conway
  92. Everything about this story is so weird though
  93. Matt avatar
    I mean yeah it was definitely written because he knew it could come back later that guys whole thing was blackmail
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That seems really silly like man you are one of the wealthiest prone in the world and you want Epstein to get you antibiotics
  95. Is there any juicy trump bits or just people he hates
  96. Matt avatar
    They will withhold all of the Trump stuff forever and cite national security eventually
  97. Until he’s dead
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Interesting to include musk
  99. Like he’s probably going to start some shit
  100. Daniel Miller avatar
    All the musk stuff seems pretty vanilla so far, no like weird drugs or sex stuff yet
  101. Brian Ambuel avatar
    https://x.com/meidastouch/status/2017276465705025710?s=46
  102. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hard to believe that Bill gates buys hookers, takes adderral to play bridge and despite his wife running the largest public health charity in the world wants black market anti bioti
  103. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yeah wouldn’t any billionaire have a discreet personal doctor on call
  104. Matt avatar
    I think the Musk stuff just implies they had a closer relationship than he lets on
  105. Brian Ambuel avatar
    https://x.com/jaketapper/status/2017303445322059847?s=46
  106. Matt avatar
    Well time for some more abhorrent shit to happen to distract from this
  107. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can’t wait
  108. Cullen Conway avatar
    Leftist domestic terrorist shot and killed in Pacific City for cranking hog on the beach
    Kyle Derrick
  109. Daniel Miller avatar
  110. Lol, plausible
  111. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jesus Christ
    Cullen Conway
  112. There’s absolutely no context for that allegation so I just have no idea how to interpret it
  113. But like you said, plausible
  114. Daniel Miller avatar
    I was being sarcastic
  115. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Look what we have here folks
  116. This one is…it looks like wow it looks like 3 millimeters
  117. Cullen Conway avatar
    Regardless one of the more abhorrent things I’ve read. Did Ken Follett write that
    2
  118. Daniel Miller avatar
    You think trump was auctioning off children after fingering them for tightness in front of his children ?
  119. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Could you believe this vulva?
  120. Cullen Conway avatar
    Guys stop haha
  121. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He had children’s beauty pageants I’m sure he fucked some youngsters
  122. Daniel Miller avatar
    Do you have text to speech on
  123. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But that’s about it
  124. Cullen Conway avatar
    There are rules
  125. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Like he’s a revolting human with absolutely no scruples so yeah I reckon he diddled kids
  126. Brian Ambuel avatar
    How is it not plausible that the sex criminal and all the people he liked partying with committed sex crimes together
  127. Daniel Miller avatar
    It sounds like a line from the aristocrats joke
  128. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ve printed the files. Will bring them to lunch for further review and comments
    Cullen Conway
  129. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daniel MillerIt sounds like a line from the aristocrats joke
    You really don’t get many bob saget references these days
  130. Matt avatar
  131. I mean..
  132. Daniel Miller avatar
    Just a man and his wife needing a helicopter ride to sex predator island
  133. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://youtu.be/kBIjLBd6adk
  134. ^^ brian right now
    Cullen Conway
  135. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/esaagar/status/2017320533100990482
  136. https://x.com/ryangrim/status/2017313271884509502
  137. Oh so that’s what we’ll do to distract from it
  138. Cullen Conway avatar
  139. Kyle Derrick avatar
  140. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/TrueAnonPod/status/2017368913361641864
  141. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Wow KOC throwing 9 under the bus with this leak
  142. https://x.com/daniel_rotman15/status/2017312249153531975?s=46
  143. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This dude absolutely needs to be traded now
  144. Like this has to be so deflating to hear all of these negative things from your own organization
  145. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And sucking so much
  146. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/PanasonicDX4500/status/2017349943837499657
  147. Not enough whale posting in this thread anymore IMO
    Evan Bbbender
  148. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I still need to see that movie
  149. It’s areonffsky right?
  150. Matt avatar
    Yeah