Friday, December 5, 2025
144 messages from 7 senders:Evan Bbbender 54Daniel Miller 28Cullen Conway 22Kyle Derrick 17Brian Ambuel 11Matt 10Max Lieberman 2
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Safety!- Who doesn’t love a safety
Not a safety- Whoa nvm ok that’s bullshit
- I don’t know how that is not a fucking safety
- It was
- But Jerry paid the zebras
- Would be a sick fake punt from here
Blazers catching strays- Grok is this real
- How does this interaction affect the white race?
- Very concerning
- https://x.com/hellocanada/status/1996726321276190981?s=46
- Honestly the last person I’d expect Michael Caine to be friends with
- Michael Caine lives his life one quarter mile at a time brotherEvan Bbbender
- https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1996634856865124646?s=46
- Brought to you by the guy who said we’d be on mars in 2025 and driving autonomously by 2019
- https://x.com/s4m31p4n/status/1996638363672367174?s=46
- Patiently waiting for this4
- 🤑
- Brah you’re going to jinx
- I knocked on wood and my hard dick2
- Damn I’ve loose some weight from that photo tho shout out to me
- Not from my nose tho
- Sorry just got word Trump ordered a drone strike on the boat carrying payment for the condo2
- President of Peace
- Some of Benders money was still in the water so they had to double tapCullen Conway
- Update
- Duuuuuuude
- 🤞
So where’s lunch- lol Dan is just oinking awayBrian Ambuel
- 🐽 🐽 🐽
- I’m open to Phuket
- Kachka feels more like a rainy day party vibe tho
- I don’t care, both sound good
- I will get you a cocktail in honor of your closing in any placeEvan Bbbender
- Any other hoeny boys here
- I’m questionable (out)
- But if you close and you’re celebrating I’m gonna try to swing by at some point to cheers yaEvan Bbbender
- Affirmative
- Am hoeny
- (Knocks on dick again)
- Is it really more dick knocking than your normal cadence
- Either way, I’m going to get you drunk and force you yo buy cdmx tickets on your phoneCullen Conway
- Cullen, did you pee your pants for luck like I asked you to last night?
- Maeve did
- That counts
- I hope it goes through because I’ve had my eye on this for months:
- 4
I almost bought the cigarette lamp- I got in the car and my watch decided to inform me it’s 22 minutes to daniel millers location I guess Apple thinks it’s hoen thirty3
- https://x.com/tcnetwork/status/1996621844544155654?s=46
- I will believe conversion therapy works if Tucker goes to reverse conversion therapy and comes out gay
- He probably is in the closet as it is
- So that wouldn’t prove anything
- “Does anyone believe Pete Buttigieg is gay?”Evan Bbbender
- What time is hoen
- Evan what’s the update bro
- Still gay
- Still gay
- I mean no update other than what I said earlier
- Dude really slow at signing?
- I don’t know man it takes what like 45 minutes to an hour it’s not like I’m on a zoom with him
- Not sure how I can expect to find out
- Were we eating at 1?
- The realtor should be there doing his job
- Uuuhm my realtor?
- Yeah
- Hmm
- Someone needs to be there fro you
- I’ll text him in a bit
- We hear for YOU
- Fucking raining at Mt hood
- Extremely depressing
- I’m literally sitting here swapping out my gloss black keyboard keycaps for matte black keyboard keycaps, that’s how bored I aKyle Derrick
- Lets get some lunch goin
- They really do look better though
- 5
- 🔥
- Bag?
- Bag
- https://www.google.com/travel/flights/search?tfs=CBwQAhojEgoyMDI1LTEyLTExagcIARIDUERYcgwIAhIIL20vMDRzcWoaIxIKMjAyNS0xMi0xNWoMCAISCC9tLzA0c3FqcgcIARIDUERYQAFIAXABggELCP___________wGYAQE&hl=en&gl=us&curr=US
- I’ll be getting tickets later today or tomorrowDaniel Miller
- Red eye tho
- Congrats sire
- Drinks on ME
- Happy for you dudeEvan Bbbender
- Fine.
- Thanks guys it really means a mood
- a lot
- I’m not gonna make katchka but I’ll come out afterEvan Bbbender
- Same
- What time?
- 1pm is best for me.
- Still need to pick a place
- Could also do 1230 if that’s desired
- Vote?
- Hello 👋🏻
- HI BRIAN
- I’m good with either time, either place
- Yall should go to Clyde’s to celebrate with some prime rib
- I don’t want to give birth immediately thereafterCullen Conway
- What
- Actually never mind, I don’t want to know
- Ashley gave birth hours after we all ate at Clyde’s
- So... my vote is for 1pm@kachka mostly to work through the indecision,
- Second
- …thirded
- Their lunch closes at 2 but whatevs
- But we are going at 1, they won’t kick us
- True
- Kachka at 1 we coming from LO but should be there in timeDaniel Miller
- I think brian and I will be a wee bit late
- I’ll get a table
I am here- Cummin
- any thoughts on post lunch spot?
- Holiday cocktail crawl?
- I was about to ask the same
- I am drunk and ready to go
- Where tho
- Fracture, birdie time and grand central all have cocktails and are close
- Pacific standard also does but that’s further
- As well as moonshot
- Opening times vary
- Beer bar by rev
- That’s not holiday cocktail but understandable
- I’m probably the only one who lusts for that
- A hora, yo lusto para todosKyle Derrick
- Where are you going
- Beer bar
- They do have a fullish bar here for your cocktail pleasure kyle
- I know but that’s missing the point t
- But whatever works
- We are beer in hand at this point
- Eva gamble away all your condo money on video poker
- https://x.com/deanjnorris/status/999149383038971904
- Dude fucking rules