Tuesday, October 21, 2025

https://x.com/laserboat999/status/1980374514522550499

https://x.com/YAppelbaum/status/1980407909491306665

To be fair, candidates outside of low earth orbit have less muscle mass and lower bone density

Hell, belters can’t even go down a gravity well

We got some out of shape nazis

Is Trump going to live out his days in Argentina like the other nazis and that’s why he’s pumping them full of cash?

I wonder if he’ll survive this term tbh

That’s what Wyden was saying

He’s being preserved by weapons grade McDonald’s preservatives

Going to live forever

Do you want want to live forever

Forever

https://x.com/kaivanshroff/status/1980362223332782446?s=46

Damn this guy was wiling

Master race material

https://x.com/m_franceschetti/status/1980419272766583262

Bed stops working with an aws outage

https://youtube.com/shorts/tqOkWWV6a_U?si=IV4bqpjxfeRBMPoa

Yeah I don’t even want to know what these smart beds are actually doing I can’t be bothered to look it up I’ll just imagine them as adult sized baby shaker

Wait, I thought babies were not meant to be shaken?

The trend towards incessant health data feedback/daily scores feels really awful to me

Like everyone be stressed all the time

Turns out babies love to be shaken just not without head support. Also those beds make your kids head flat

Yeah happened a bit to dame just not enough for him to need the hat

It feels like a first kid thing I think a lot of people don’t end up using it again but it did kind of work to help him sleep

Good news everyone, I have officially become a welfare queen

Time to get a Cadillac

I’m doing the Portland version where I take shrooms and go hiking in forest park

I’ll be heading out from Washington park around 1230 today

Ultimately ending up at Jerry’s tavern

Feels like I’m on track to hoen this week

Azz is ready for some figurative action?

Taken off the PUP list

Steam isn’t PT for your ass?

If Matt Woodman is cleared to play you get him in your starting line up, he will not be on a snapcount

We had a guy at work who had been around forever get let go last week for violation of our social media policy and I’m dying to know what he posted. Can’t imagine there’s any way to find out

You can ask him

Yeah there’s that but I don’t know how I’d go about it we haven’t worked together directly for a few years

Not like I’m on facebook

Find his socials?

Perhaps the offending post is still up?

Or even high lighted

If you just got fired for your social media activity at the place you worked for like 15 years I would imagine you would immediately lock that shit down

He wasn’t a super edgy dude

Find his socials, find his sleep score, find his dick size

The damage is done if he has been fired

I guess but he’s in like his mid-late 40s man still has to work in the future I imagine

Eventually he would lock it down

Maybe not yet

He

But that’s all the more incentive to not fuck it up he was about to get paid out

Now I’m curious too

I bet he was scrolling Kyle’s only fans now that Kyle’s content is peaking during the shutdown

People love the videos of me strokin my shit after doing K

Showing hole in the K hole

https://x.com/polymarket/status/1980678374151303419?s=46

People standing outside the warehouse with torches and bricks, ready to tear those clankers to pieces once they clock out of their 23 hour shift and leave to recharg

The second photo fits my sentiment

https://x.com/boltupyo/status/1980397289744240702?s=46

Anyone want to bolt up this Thursday?

Nothing like drinking some mushroom teak on the max

Let’s see

A veritable degenerate act

Man you are living your best life

Odds are someone else there has taken more drugs than you today

Yeah like the dude next to me with his 2 German shepherds

Bro your life is sick

Where are you going

He explained his journey earlier Evan

Reacted 👑 to “Where are you going”

No

No

I have entered the garden of solace

I love they walk up the memorial and into the arboretum

I read all the names

I see you’re familiar with the garden of solace

https://x.com/calebpitts1997/status/1221839665055064066

Well, alright!

Mmm alcohol

Jerry’s?!

Malort shot if so!

Not yet

That’s the life

Malort Jell-O shots fuck

What a beautiful journey you’re on

All this day drinking during the week it’s like kyle is making up for lost hoens