Wednesday, October 22, 2025
65 messages from 7 senders:Evan Bbbender 23Daniel Miller 14Kyle Derrick 8Brian Ambuel 8Matt 5Cullen Conway 5Max Lieberman 2
Always fun to check the spam folder for fun names like Mr johan bongani2
You don’t mess with the Johan- https://x.com/marlon_humphrey/status/1980759066290049140?s=46
Kyle nightcap ideaKyle Derrick- The Big Mac Stans
The big max stains
Big stains only 😤- And that place looks bomb
- Fire alarm going am crazy at 4:30 am is the best way to wake upCullen Conway
- Anyone ever have that? Fire alarm was going off, saying “fire”, then I go to switch it off and it switched to “carbon monoxide”. Turned it off and was like oh shit and went to heathers sister
- That’s a little scary
- Did you figure out what was going on?
- No
- Heathers calling the fire department non emergency services since I have to go into work
- They can see if there’s carbon monoxide
- Bet you were just big farding in your sleep
- I must have a carbon monoxide problem here too
- That’s true
- I think it’s making me feel hungoverMatt
- I thought you drink Malort last night, the hangover solver
- I’d be dead if it wasn’t for the MalortCullen Conway
I’ve had that when there was an electrical issue with one of mine. Brought in the fire dept and it was all clear- Oooh
- That’s good to know
- 2
- I commented in the league chat
- Required reading. We will discuss at our next Hoen lunch
- https://x.com/danielkolitz/status/1981033729897230517?s=46
- https://x.com/danielkolitz/status/1981033731923046834?s=46
- https://x.com/danielkolitz/status/1981033731923046834?s=46
Omh- Omg
- Amazing
- A GOONING EXPOSé
- Why isn’t it porn though?Brian Ambuel
- https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/
- This is the question real gooners are asking
- Whoa, this article gets dark very fast.
- OMG, I’m dying, it contains the term Goonicide
- That he’d been, in their eyes, martyred for a form
- What the fuck is going on at harpers
- This is pulitzer worthy
- I would vote gooner
- Share of the day, right here.
- he’d spent months training his pubococcygeus muscle in order to climax without ejaculating
- That’s peak gooner
- Gooning is a much more rich and complex culture than I had realized
- Let it be known I want a gooneral held when I die
- What the fuck is going on
- Time to goon to this article
- Be warned, its horrifying at times
- You can read a book, pet a
- Hentai wankbattlerDaniel Miller
- Did the fire department say the carbon monoxide detector was going off from your gooning activities? Huffing and puffing away
- No we uuh might have a crack in our hvac
- There was no CO in the air but the guy took a look at the hvac and said that might be the case so we have a specialist coming tomorro
- https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1981102221006921758?s=46Brian Ambuel
- (Teeth)
- Homie was watching bring her back and got some bad ideasKyle Derrick
- God damnt
- Baker will play
- That shit was gnarly
- Extremely
- https://x.com/stparabellum/status/1980774996990652867?s=46Cullen Conway