Friday, August 15, 2025

Did anyone get me a birthday labubu?

Btw just a reminder that dinner is at 6 tomorrow at moon pocha

All 14 people

Gonna fill the whole fucking place

That’s the idea

https://x.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1954919767485419610

I could go for a gash

😏

I have consumed far too much yokos

And alcohol

Hope you don’t get the fish shits

My guts are a-bubbling

Yokos literally almost made me shit me pants once

That’s why they’re such toilet innovators

I eat all

https://x.com/GBBranstetter/status/1956021992013832270

Asl

36/genderfluid/OR

Horny

My gender’s as liquid as my assets baby let’s party

Man Bronson is not a big guy

He’s quite large, just not tall

lol he’s taller than you

Well I’m very small so yeah

He’s built like a RB, 5’9 200 pounds

That looks thiccer than 200

I’m seeing mixed info. He may be 240

He was 400 at one point

If Austin butler is 6’ than 5’9 seems like a generous measurement on his height too

Yeah I saw as low as 5’4

Yeah I donno man I don’t think Bronson is 5’9 if butler is 6’

Wen hoen

Noon?

No more lunch!!! LUNCH IS CANCELLED

Unless you wanna go to kau kau with me matt daddy

Jen is meeting Amanda and Anna for cafe Ollie brunch so I could still have her drop me at kau kau if you’re down

When they doing that?

1230 I think

Eh I reckon I’ll just chill we’ve got a full schedule today boys

Reacted 🖕 to “Eh I reckon I’ll just chill we’ve got a full schedule today boys”

Hey hey no need for the finger

It’s fine Alberta is inconvenient for me

He’s lying

He heartbroken

True 💔

I’m just defending heathers honor because sounds like she wasn’t invited to mom brunch

Which is discrimination

And you’re just collateral damage matt

I’m issuing an embargo until Jen invites Heather to things

Non parent discrimination

(She may have been invited, I have no idea)

It’s rampant

Heart = broken

Dick = hard

You wouldn’t be welcome at rooster rock packing that thang

Pretty sure I’d be welcomed with open arms if I was walking around hard at rooster rock

Open sphincter

Goatse

Never

No one can jerk my dick like I can

Nothing, rather

The year is 2032, the only job left in America is venture capitalist; I walk into the A16Z-sponsored protein distribution center and rejoice to discover that I have enough credits for the processed rodent bar toda

I’m most excited for the Tesla Optimus bot to do my dishes and burn my toast while I sexually harass it and put cigarettes out on its hind quarter

We meeting at laurelhurst at what like 325?

3:20 for the real ones

320 it is

Bag?

Anyone else getting brownout before the movie?

I’m shidding if that’s what you mean

Brown ass

That’s what they call me

This QR should work for everyone to get in

I’m told. Otherwise I have physical tickets and I’m in the lobby

DRINKING

Obvio

I see matt and Jen

Walking up, Cullen you better be ready

Some would saw I’m on the prowl

Use the code loser

I can’t I’m not yet to the window

I’m talking to evan

Let me IN