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Thursday, August 14, 2025

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNQJqwNxtR6/?igsh=MXY4M3pvZmN6dmg1Nw==
  2. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/Fritschner/status/1955788956643233841
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Guess we shouldn’t be surprised
  4. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/TheStalwart/status/1955970315248406736
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/interestingstem/status/1955325915598037138?s=46
  6. I’m pretty sure this is just the hive from the original resident evil movie
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
  8. Matt avatar
    Acting BLS secretary duh
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fire my dick
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Back to the drinking data
  11. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s bizarre
  12. inceltocracy
    Cullen Conway
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s because of all of the conservative fitness/health influencers
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    MAHA
  15. Daniel Miller avatar
    Such a large, fast drop. Watch em try prohibition again
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Make America hoeny again
  17. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/pimpinpossum69/status/1955815344133513719
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hey Evan, happy birthday asshole
  19. Matt avatar
    Happy birthday Bender
  20. Max Lieberman avatar
    You can’t spell Hevan (sic) without Evan. Happy birthday Angel 👼
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Happy birthday main man
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Thanks boys!
  23. 38 years hung
    Max Lieberman
  24. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/PoorlyAgedStuff/status/1955420895230792113
  25. Max Lieberman avatar
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
  27. Vince McMahon says that he’s the boss of Gotham city, and there’s nothing the Batman can do to stop him
  28. Matt avatar
    Vince looking scary
  29. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hoen tomorrow at Dimos
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    Out for hoen, in for HHH (happy hoen horror)
  31. Matt avatar
    Reacted 🖕 to “Out for hoen, in for HHH (happy hoen horror)”
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hoeny boys unite
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone bringing a vape to rip in the theater?
  34. Max Lieberman avatar
    Evan Bbbender
    I think he needs more lip filler
  35. Here some hoeny ones
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/deitaone/status/1956036942149071341?s=46
  37. Jesus Christ dude
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What’s wrong with ai having romantic chats with children?
  39. Max Lieberman avatar
    Does AI have rule #1?
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  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The first rule of robotics is that a robot cannot harm a human
  41. He may only bring that human pleasure
  42. Max Lieberman avatar
    (Age not specified)
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It says romantic not sexual
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys i think im feeling kau kau for lunch tomorrow rather than dimos if anyone wants to fux
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ll do kau kai
  46. Whats kau kau
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s Hawaiian
  48. They have dank chiggen and poke and such
  49. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yum
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ooo they got the Japanese style Katau with curry
  51. And loco moco
  52. Seems legit
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    I had that Sunday, it was p good
  54. The curry katsu that is
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Damn poke on Saturday and katsu on Sunday
  56. You’re a regular island boi
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah bro
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/polymarket/status/1956041251758772225?s=46
  59. What is the purpose of taking the under on this bet
  60. Like if there are aliens, you’re dead
  61. Daniel Miller avatar
    Like why would you take the pro-alien side ?
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I want to believe?
  63. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its a classic example of betting on people being dumber than you are
  64. Like they are betting the odds will go up because Trump will truth about aliens or something else really dumb
  65. My newest client is building a prediction market that supports parlays, so you can take like Epstein Files released, aliens to land on earth and Hamas/Israel cease fire all in one be
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  66. And it will fucking pay.
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    https://x.com/TheOnion/status/1956068389169803679
    Daniel Miller
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
  69. Daniel Miller avatar
    Man, that’s funny
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That gets an HH from me
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Heetler
  72. Daniel Miller avatar
    Speaking of fascism
  73. https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1956079105004523729
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What is his weird interest with Intel lately
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its not just lately he has a long running obsession with them.
  76. Got in a fight with the CEO because Trump thinks all asian people are Chinese and called for him to resign
  77. Then a few days later, the CEO told him he was from Malaysia
  78. Now trump is inspired by his amazing story
  79. They also got a lot of money from the CHIPs act and trump just hates everything having to do with Biden.
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    All of this checks out
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Are there polymarket odds on Tua eliciting a fencing response this nfl season?
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That emergency message just triggered ptsd from Hawaii
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Emergency message?
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You may not have got it if your at work
  85. It was multnomah county
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Tiny dick alert?
  87. Daniel Miller avatar
    🚨 🚨 🚨
  88. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  89. New giant poster just dropped
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is this tasteful?
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that a qualifier for a giant poster?
  92. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m just curious where we draw the line on tasteful
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gray area
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That is absolutely not tasteful
  95. And yeah not the biggest dick ever so what
  96. So what if I have a penis?
    Cullen Conway
  97. Daniel Miller avatar
    Why can’t I look away
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  98. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Erection = not tasteful
  99. Otherwise eye of the beholder
  100. Cullen Conway avatar
    That is erect for evan
  101. Which is why he classified it as absolutely not tasteful
  102. Daniel Miller avatar
    Don’t put him in a position where he feels the need to send us pics of his erection
    Cullen Conway
  103. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Send erection pics bro
  104. Do it from the work bathroom
  105. True king shit
  106. Daniel Miller avatar
    Pop one in the work stall for the boys
  107. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s your birthday you can do it
    Kyle Derrick
  108. Evan Bbbender avatar
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Next time we are cock rock on
    Gonna wear a MJ mask and walk around hard
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  110. Daniel Miller avatar
    I gotta stop scrolling up
  111. Evan Bbbender
  112. Too much.
  113. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a tip
  114. Lake tippercanoe
  115. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 birthday
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