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Thursday, June 19, 2025

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone strokin they shit tomorrow for Juneteenth
  2. And by strokin they shit I mean not working and potentially want to hang out
  3. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hoenteenth?
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Contents
  5. Hoenteenth
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Friday 28 years later anyone? Heather is down to go
  7. 7 pm has lots of seats at laurelhurst
  8. Matt avatar
    Jen and I might be interested
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Okay well let me know and I’ll get tickets for the crew
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Im down
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There’s also 9:40 but I think 7 is better
  12. Alysa too, Kyle?
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just me
  14. And only 7. 940 is too late
    Evan Bbbender
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m interested
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You want me to get a ticket for you?
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
    When are you buying
  18. Matt avatar
    Jen and I are in
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll buy as soon as I can to get tickets reserved
  20. Seats, rather
  21. Because they will be a popular commodity in opening weekend
  22. I would like to do a moon mocha beforehand or maybe pizza if it’s too busy
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll have a decision soon and if you need to by before I confirm go ahead
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kk
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Seats reserved. I got a 6th that is either for you Cullen or Nicole, or nobody, depending on who shows interest
    Cullen Conway
  26. In the meantime, matt Jen kyle yall owe me $11
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I call the best seat!
  28. The best!
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Definitely B1
  30. It’s extra close so you can hear the screams really loud
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But screams make me cum
    Cullen Conway
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I hope everyone would be interested in a moon pocha chiggen soju/ high balls beforehand
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    I am unfortunately out, as I am on Maeve duty
  34. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I could potentially be interested
  35. Need to confirm
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    I might be back in lol
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    To be clear this is Friday
  39. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Already claimed your ticket cullen
  40. 😜
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is Anna interested?
  42. But yeah that ticket is open wide
  43. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’m in for Friday
    Evan Bbbender
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And nobody wants moon pocha!!?
  45. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Anna cannot make it and hates zombies
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Then you must pay me $11
  47. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I would eat beforehand too
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sweet
  49. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1935490725397102920
  50. https://x.com/drnifkin_OB/status/1935426334794334560
    Brian Ambuel
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Brian Ambuel
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Happy Goonteenth
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Prove it
  55. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/khamenei_ir/status/379319220154413056
  56. https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1935733153119010910
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan BbbenderProve it
    I was at Prost with my dad. I had a smoked turkey bbq sandwich from matt s
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bike n drink ?
  59. Art
  60. Matt avatar
    Here I just started eating more tofu. Always behind the times
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Homie at Prost was wearing a “gooner” shirt stylized like the Metallica logo
  62. King shit
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Super sick
  64. Where you at now
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Home
  66. I got inspired
  67. Cullen Conway avatar
    Inspired to find a bag?
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Inspired to goon
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Gooners delite
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 goon