Wednesday, April 2, 2025

https://x.com/jonfavs/status/1907251086358143283?s=46

Oh shit

RIP

Damn RIP Val

One of the best to ever do it

Damn only 65

Pneumonia

Didn’t he previously have throat cancer or something?

Yeah he bad a tracheotomy I think

Had*

Yeah in 2014 but said he recovered

Sad

Oddly had just been seeing rumors of heat 2 being in preproduction

Not that he would have been in it but still

CGI Val

Yeah I saw Michael Mann turned in his script and said it was both prequel + sequel. Val gets away at the end so presumably he could have shown u

Driving to work with coffee in the car is always a massive race against the clock

The clock is me shitting my pants

That’s a dangerous game

Imagine a fender bender in which you also shit yourself

That’s always a risk

Especially if you’re edging

https://x.com/lornashawty/status/1907164085516484636?s=46

I think we all know the answer to that

https://x.com/deitaone/status/1907452971899629728?s=46

Pls god

I’m sure they still want his money they probably just want him to be less visible. Not sure he can handle that though

Yeah he’s too much of a fucking wiener

It’s kind of crazy that virtually any news event makes Tesla stock go up

Pretty sure brand destruction has already been achieved, not sure what the rally is for

You’d think that, but Tesla stock is really an entirely separate product from the company itself

It exists solely to go up for the lulz

https://x.com/espnnfl/status/1907141946990088278?s=46

Still incredible they cannot use sensor technology

Like ok closer but seriously?

https://x.com/IbnKulthum/status/1907485090781053231

Liu Kang Bender

https://x.com/DeItaone/status/1907464907550806193

A replacement has been found

Has white smoke been seen?

Think he will be seig heiling in the near future?

Can’t wait to see what horrors he plans to unleash upon us

I do like the idea of zuck replacing Elon because of how psychologically unbearable it would be for Elon

And then it would presumably cause him to spend his money against trump? I don’t know

But it’s provocative

Maybe it will lead to that fight that was floated years ago

And zucks probably running TRT so he can BJJ harder

I would bet on the majority of the male population over the age of 14 in a fight against Elon

Zuck trains he would make Elon cry without question

Easily

Especially with his extra lizard ability

Yeah if Elon rips his tail off it will just grow back

How insane does he sound? I’m in a meeting and can’t listen

I’m watching the market is going to love this

Wish I caught the hat 😔

Damn I want in on this it sounds like a masterclass

Does he sound geriatric?

That’s kind of awesome

So many places!

Vietnam, Hong Kong, China, India

Yes it will be a bad year for Columbia

https://x.com/thestalwart/status/1907533123325165959?s=46

Tomorrow will be great

It’s going to be so bleak here

He’s definitely a fucking idiot

I wonder got purple are going to feel about him after this summer

No clue

It is so fucking bleak though

Everyone at my office is talking about it lol

Well the 46% tariff on India is really concerning people!!!!

Excuse me, 26

https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/1907453284530491720

https://x.com/mattzeitlin/status/1907537978664374544?s=46

Dan can you confirm? Resident markets person

Well, world trade was pretty cool while it lasted

It’s nice of him to give this announcement after hours so all good buddies could get ready to sell everything short

Yeah he’s really doing work though goes give him that

It’ll be nice when the tax cuts hit for the ultra wealthy too they need that

Somehow Tesla will be up 4% tomorrow

But they’re built in America!

I think so too but at what point will he have just burned too many bridges with foreign countries and they’re like you know what fuck yo

He’s damaging our reputation being repair and Europe is going to start looking to China as a trading partners

Partner*

The western alliance is already over

I sure hope so

That’s in 1.5 years tho

So much shitstorm remains until the mid terms

Yeah, I think trade can rather easily be turned on and off but our global influence is shot, our weapons systems won’t be trusted by Europe, our ability to be a counterweight to china will be severely diminished

We’ll have a brain drain

Scientists are already leaving

Canada and Europe

Good RIDDANCE TO THOSE NIH COVID CONSPIRATORS

They destroyed our country!

They really trying their best to make it unappealing to be in America lol

I hope you’re right. What a fuckjng time to be alive

The rampant xenophobia, the conspiracies, the outright stupidity

Then again

We do have the rizzler

And there is no replacement for that

Rizzler is a Russian asset

GTFO with that

Remember when you had to write letters to buy houses

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1907535648577180089

A poets mind

Since everything is shite, should we attend Naruto The Symphonic Experience at The Keller this Saturday

It’s what Jamaal Williams would do

I looked into it

Opted for metal show instead

Too many things going on Saturday night

Cum tiddies

Damn there is also a sweet goth show at the Star Saturday

It’s all happening on a Saturday night baby

Anyone down for some drug and alcohol use and or abuse Saturday night?

Possibly the alcohol abuse but I’m not trying to go to a show tbh

Coward

That’s me

What about a nice Friday lunch drink and dinner

Since all the ladies are gone, do the fellas and children want to congregate at my place Friday to eat pizza?

Very much so yes

Do like pizza

To be fair they probably just had AI do it