Thursday, April 3, 2025

Not only is it a lie but it’s so fucking stupid

https://x.com/birdyword/status/1907553237240107454?s=46

Today it sure is!

Normally it’s pornography

I guess this is a sort of loss porn

https://hollywoodtheatre.org/show/land-of-the-dead/

Anyone feeling frisky?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DH9hL0Dhh8D/?igsh=MXRjYjFqdms5MDZidw==

Mother of god

https://x.com/drmistercody/status/1907609739518947562

👑

Oh

Oh right

Can’t wait to do cocaine and ride in the Escalade again

You desire to do cocaine and ride in the Escalade again

Also that movie kind of sucked iirc

It wasn’t very good but I love nostalgia

It’s got a zombie firing a Steyr aug

It’s got a John leguizamo playing a character named “cholo”

I believe that translates roughly into “gangster”

https://x.com/krishnanrohit/status/1907587352157106292?s=46

lol

My god

Is this worse than idiocracy?

Just dandy

Exactly what AI was designed to do!

https://x.com/buccocapital/status/1907597768337571924?s=46

Can’t wait for the great American revival of garment factory jobs!

Best part is nobody will be able to afford the items they produce because we’ll all be unemployed!

https://x.com/JamesSurowiecki/status/1907657860793696281

https://x.com/StasiBoots/status/1907674438465737165

What’s the Döner trading at?

Lol this is a bloodbath

https://x.com/ryangrim/status/1907789850851377588

I am never going to be able to sell my aunts house lol

This is going to be hell

Just wait til you lose your job too

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https://x.com/jakeures/status/1907792930502488378

Oops

Yeah it’s going to be awesome

Well you will have your aunts house to live in at least!

Americans traded housing + healthcare for treats and now they won’t get those either

But at least there will be tax cuts

Don’t pay taxes when you’re unemployed

https://x.com/hassankhan/status/1907733218696044585?s=46

Oh no, not for me. For the ultra wealthy

Unemployment in Portland gone be crazy in 6 months when everyone from Nike and Columbia have no jobs

Don’t worry you can work in one of those new textile factories that will pop up

Don’t forget adidas!

But I’m too soft for blue collar work 😭

My poor soft hands can’t do it

I’m meant to enjoy lunch on Fridays and gossip

I’m basically Parker posey from the white lotus

Well perhaps if it goes sour you should off yourself?

Like she suggested

On the other hand, Steam is always looking for new communal fuck holes

I will be considering my options at this time

Lol yeah I saw that quote tweeted and it was like someone needs to check in on this guy

https://x.com/deitaone/status/1907812297122234816?s=46

Hell yeah

What a day!

Too bad congress wont halt the tariffs! 😂🤣😅😭

There’s always an upside

😂

That is so good

Hahaha that’s what the sphere does to a person

They should show this as a warning when you buy a ticket

😈

So this may be

Yeah if you knew the plan this is the mother of insider trading opportunities

Like that has to be the case right? Are there people who actually think this is a good idea? Other than maga zealots

Good news is insider trading is legal now

Yeah but the international relational damage is not so quickly undone

I’m

They’ll renegotiate all of the standing tariffs with these companies and drop ours and call it a victory. Then call the ensuing stock market rally another victor

Countries not companies

Would other countries agreeing to drop tariffs on the US not be a win? I suppose that depends on how much it ducks us first?

The structure of the tariffs suggest they are more concerned about trade deficits rather than lowering tariffs.

I’d say adjust not drop tariffs and it’s only a win if it makes a bigger difference than the huge loss in value to the stock market I guess

I also don’t understand this fixation with trade deficit

Like I am a total idiot but like, America is a wealthy nation. It spends a lot of money and other countries cannot spend as much money buying our product

Like is not that part of a deficit?

Yeah the issue is we sell high margin goods and services and import low margin ones

So a deficit can still result with us being ahead in how much money we get at the end of the day

These assholes are finding a way to cash in on the market volatility they are causing for sure though

Maybe, look at Eric trump telling people to buy Ethereum then look at the Ethereum chart for a good laugh

Hahah Eric trump the only insider losing money probably

It kind of feels like succession irl

Eric would probably be the Greg

Even though he’s trumps son he gives me Greg vibes

Is anyone concerned that we have a prisoner trade deficit with El Salvador? They owe us some prisoners!

That’s fucking hilarious

At least we’re + on the fentanyl trade deficit

https://x.com/kylegriffin1/status/1907436718455759284

There’s a cybertruck parked on 34th and alameda if you’re jonesing

Heavy as fuck though

I ride past that one weekly on my bike going to piano lessons and it was gone this week

Really? Hm I guess I haven’t seen it lately

There’s an alameda in LA

https://x.com/kcgreenn/status/1907445196050027005

Needs more guns

https://x.com/madsposting/status/1907796034975101182?s=46

https://x.com/missyxmartinez/status/1907547449486709174?s=46

Had me at spreads labia

https://x.com/PaulSkallas/status/1907695452247515399

https://x.com/d_boeckner/status/1907800578782085228

Actively slurping ape juice

Fractionalize your ape juices out stake them for $sAPE which can be redeemed for more juices

I love tesler