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  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/seahawksnerd75/status/1796291825797620085?s=46
  2. Big if true
  3. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/KrangTNelson/status/1796334115114946857
  4. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/AlTonno1/status/1796287455642910840
  5. Daniel Miller avatar
    Alice: can you go to Costco tomorrow
    Me: no, I’m slamme. I have almost 2 hours of work and a 4 hour lunch to attend.
    2
  6. *slammed
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Baaanger
  8. Bang a langggg
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can we do a noon hoen?
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    11:45
  11. Eh, noon is prolly fine
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    For you cullen I can make 1145
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    That work for the other hoen’s?
    Daniel Miller
  14. Matt avatar
    Jizzm
    Cullen Conway
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jizzm is goo
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can we do 3pm?
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can extend my lunch to 3pm
  18. With ExtenZ
  19. Matt avatar
    We said Nicholas on Madison right? Not Broadway
    Daniel Miller
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nickel Arse Madison
  21. Ey man you got cigaret?
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
  23. Amazing ad
  24. Max Lieberman avatar
    +1 hoen
    2
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh damn we got a late addition lfg
  26. Matt avatar
    Ha I missed the time change I am here already
  27. Guess I’ll have to drink
    2
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Where yall drinking after?
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Rooftop bar
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    No one is invited who didn’t hoen
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Shut up, bitch!
    Evan Bbbender
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle we are rooftop
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I said shut up, bitch!
  34. But really I’m running errands
  35. May be down to grab a beer in a couple hours but yall likely be done by then
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Come to the bar
  37. It’s on a roof!
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    More pleasure = more cum
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Pleasure?
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Pleasure party
  42. I’m picturing a daisy chain
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    You’re missing out on cum
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Came home, did the work, Heather is pushing .3 mushroom capsules and beer on me Lfg
    Cullen Conway
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    Damn, heather for the win
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    She really is crushing it
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    lol why the shrooms?
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    Would be chill if she then pushed a marb 27 hundo on you
    2
  49. Matt avatar
    What a ridiculous question
    Evan Bbbender
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Not sure if marb 27 100s exist
  51. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ve smoked one
  52. Matt avatar
    Blame Joe Biden for that
    Cullen Conway
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    Perhaps they’re extinct but they did
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah that’s almost the length of half an American spirit
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    27s aren’t shorten in length. Those are 72s
  56. Time smoking certainly
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No but they smoke hella fast
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    All cogs smoke fast compared to amspirs
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Which is what I meant by length
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Indeed
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Max and Matt lit up a huge blunt and could not destroy it
  62. https://x.com/actualnames1/status/1796656975050092915?s=46
  63. Kyle Derrick avatar
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys rate my ice cream whistle
  65. Balls in Cullen’s court to up me, he’s a good whistler