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Thursday, May 30, 2024

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Tomorrow looks p hoenable
    Daniel Miller
  2. Matt avatar
  3. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1795978148263198880
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol I saw this one earlier and contemplated sending. Miss by me
  5. Matt avatar
    Big miss. I am basking in what should be your glory
    Cullen Conway
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Enjoy it; we live for these small moments of greatness
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What kind of hoenies do the people of the earth wish to enjoy
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    LETS DO A BIG ONE
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    BIG HOEN?!
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    BIG HOEN ALERT!🚨
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Idk what that really means but it’s provocative
  12. Daniel Miller avatar
    It means, we are gonna catch a hoen
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    In terms of where we’ll be consuming lunch however, what does it mean
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    Does canard do lunch
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Step one: open internet browser
    Step two: type canard pdx
    Step three: observe from the listed hours that they do not
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol. The Oregon city one does
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Definitely not going there
  18. Daniel Miller avatar
    Kinda have a FOTM craving
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I…do not
  20. Matt avatar
    Corn dogs
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Could be worth it to do the dog
  22. Wouldn’t call it a big hoen but it’s a hoen for sure
  23. Daniel Miller avatar
    Shalom y’all or Nicholases ?
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Would do either
  25. Love them shits
  26. Daniel Miller avatar
    Big Shalom y’all fan
  27. Nicholas is cheaper, down for that one too
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nicholas is p good I haven’t had it in a minute but whatever works
  29. Matt avatar
    Could probably fux with either don’t care
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s do Nicholas
  31. Should we do the og on grand or the one by my house
  32. Grand would open up a nice follow up to rooftop bar
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Isn’t the other one closer to the rooftop bar?
  34. Assuming you mean rev hall
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    There is one on Madison and one on Broadway, we go to Madison one, ya?
  36. Also one in Gresham, which will be our backup
  37. Matt avatar
    The only establishment I will set foot in in Gresham is Olive Garden
    2
  38. Daniel Miller avatar
    Great bread sticks
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Soup and salad
  40. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What about the mall 205 one, Matt?
  41. It’s basically in your back yard
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh wow they closed the OG
  43. let’s do the one on Madison
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    1130?
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m a maybe (out)
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    O no (not surprised)
    2
  47. Are you on a plane to Atlanta or playing golf with Amanda’s distant relative.
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    Both
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    1130, noon, it is all the same to the many faced god
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You sure you don’t want to order food and then not show up, cullen?
    3
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Keep this kind of content coming
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah this is great content
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    Verdict incoming
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m taking action 5:1 on guilty
    Cullen Conway
  55. Like guilty is the favorite
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s see the receipts
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan wants a rebate
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I always do
  59. Matt avatar
    My dick incoming
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    Apparently this is also the anniversary of David Guetta ending racism
  61. Coincidence 🧐
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Shout out to his family
    Cullen Conway
  63. Matt avatar
    Can’t wait for nothing to happen
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s the one
  65. Wow latt
  66. Admitting that nothing happens when your dick comes
  67. Guilty!!!
  68. Daniel Miller avatar
    Our once and future president is a convicted felon
    Cullen Conway
  69. Very cool
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
  71. Sentence: become the president again!!!
  72. Daniel Miller avatar
    You think Baron is gonna sneak him fried chicken in his prison wallet?
    Cullen Conway
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can we talk about the actual news? Chicago bears have been chosen for this years hard knocks
  74. Daniel Miller avatar
    Cumshot heard around the world?
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/deitaone/status/1796287636602335233?s=46
  76. Comment section is quite the cesspool
  77. I really like this ai gen tho
  78. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m the most innocent man. Our country has gone to hell.
  79. lol
  80. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/JarJarFan69/status/1796289312306454581
  81. Daniel Miller avatar
    Does this mean he can’t vote?
  82. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes, and he can’t own a gun either
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can he still cum?
    Evan BbbenderCullen Conway
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/electionlegal/status/1796289374671487348?s=46
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/deitaone/status/1796291878952005802?s=46
  86. I do really like to think he’s actually quoting starship troopers
  87. Cullen Conway avatar
    I have been upgraded to in for horn lunch
  88. Matt avatar
    Attachment
  89. https://x.com/corncommunist/status/1796324705583947822