Thursday, May 30, 2024
Tomorrow looks p hoenableDaniel Miller
https://x.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1795978148263198880
Lol I saw this one earlier and contemplated sending. Miss by me
Big miss. I am basking in what should be your gloryCullen Conway
Enjoy it; we live for these small moments of greatness
What kind of hoenies do the people of the earth wish to enjoy
LETS DO A BIG ONE
BIG HOEN?!
BIG HOEN ALERT!🚨
Idk what that really means but it’s provocative
It means, we are gonna catch a hoen
In terms of where we’ll be consuming lunch however, what does it mean
Does canard do lunch
Step one: open internet browser
Step two: type canard pdx
Step three: observe from the listed hours that they do not
Lol. The Oregon city one does
Definitely not going there
Kinda have a FOTM craving
I…do not
Corn dogs
Could be worth it to do the dog
Shalom y’all or Nicholases ?
Would do either- Love them shits
Big Shalom y’all fan- Nicholas is cheaper, down for that one too
Nicholas is p good I haven’t had it in a minute but whatever works
Could probably fux with either don’t care
Let’s do Nicholas- Should we do the og on grand or the one by my house
- Grand would open up a nice follow up to rooftop bar
Isn’t the other one closer to the rooftop bar?- Assuming you mean rev hall
There is one on Madison and one on Broadway, we go to Madison one, ya?- Also one in Gresham, which will be our backup
The only establishment I will set foot in in Gresham is Olive Garden2
Great bread sticks
Soup and salad
What about the mall 205 one, Matt?- It’s basically in your back yard
Oh wow they closed the OG- let’s do the one on Madison
1130?
I’m a maybe (out)
O no (not surprised)2- Are you on a plane to Atlanta or playing golf with Amanda’s distant relative.
Both
1130, noon, it is all the same to the many faced god
You sure you don’t want to order food and then not show up, cullen?3
Keep this kind of content coming
Yeah this is great content
Verdict incoming
I’m taking action 5:1 on guiltyCullen Conway- Like guilty is the favorite
Let’s see the receipts
Evan wants a rebate
I always do
My dick incoming
Apparently this is also the anniversary of David Guetta ending racism- Coincidence 🧐
Shout out to his familyCullen Conway
Can’t wait for nothing to happen
That’s the one- Wow latt
- Admitting that nothing happens when your dick comes
- Guilty!!!
Our once and future president is a convicted felonCullen Conway- Very cool
Shout out to his family- Sentence: become the president again!!!
You think Baron is gonna sneak him fried chicken in his prison wallet?Cullen Conway
Can we talk about the actual news? Chicago bears have been chosen for this years hard knocks
Cumshot heard around the world?
https://x.com/deitaone/status/1796287636602335233?s=46- Comment section is quite the cesspool
- I really like this ai gen tho
I’m the most innocent man. Our country has gone to hell.- lol
https://x.com/JarJarFan69/status/1796289312306454581
Does this mean he can’t vote?
Yes, and he can’t own a gun either
Can he still cum?Evan BbbenderCullen Conway
https://x.com/electionlegal/status/1796289374671487348?s=46
https://x.com/deitaone/status/1796291878952005802?s=46- I do really like to think he’s actually quoting starship troopers
I have been upgraded to in for horn lunch
- https://x.com/corncommunist/status/1796324705583947822
