Saturday, June 1, 2024

https://x.com/Vomit_Dragon/status/1796505334917595326

Who ate all the pussy?

Not me I’m on a strict booty diet only eating ass

Hell yeah bro

Jesus couldn’t vote either

https://x.com/gazpachomachine/status/1796556445246181541?s=46

I want that giant cheez it Crunchwrap

Same

If you ever feel like watching something very silly Hundreds of Beavers was more entertaining than it had any right to be

what is that

Newish low budget mostly silent slapstick about a fur trapper

Step 1: type in rotten tomatoes in Google
Step 2: type on Hundreds of Beavers
Step 3: read what it is

Pretty much a live action cartoon. All of the animals are people in costumes it’s surreal and funny

Step 1: be cullen
Step 2: put your stupid fucking head so far up your ass you can taste your own shit
Step 3: eat your actual shit and grin with delight as you think about how to scam your friends out of a commitmen

If you’re gonna do this shit to Dan, you’re gonna get it back

No! NO I AM NOT

I don’t think I’d have to get my head very far up my ass to taste my own shit, loser

I mean you know best

I don’t think you would need to put your head up your ass at all in order to taste shit

Now cum on the other hand…

Step 1: open chrome
Step 2: type in “how far do I have to stick my head up my ass to taste shit”
Step 3: sift through article after article of expert shit-eater and fart sniffer Cullen “stinky, dick sucking fanatic” Conway

I only use edge

For obvious reasons

Yeah they really won the name war with that one

Wait til Google renames chrome to Goon

https://x.com/stuartfeiner/status/1796881100498772386?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

That’s it right there tbh

Like doesn’t get better

https://x.com/internwatts/status/1796665854811128276?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

https://x.com/timeimmemorial_/status/1796908169563660385?s=46

https://x.com/hideo_kojima_en/status/367894294322872320?s=46