Friday, February 2, 2024

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1753250925823852826

I would very much like to see him collapse

420 chancery court of Delaware

That is maybe the most random 420

I couldn’t sleep needed to blaze it

Clearly. It’s the chancery court of Delaware that is random

Elon, bro

It’s about the tweet above it

As cullen mentioned

I see. I don’t click into those

But now I see Delaware referenced

Great news guys Columbia is doing rounds of layoffs! Will I be affected? Stay tuned to find out

Hopefully they haven’t somehow been tracking how much you work

They are tracking his aoe2 elo

Eh I’ve done plenty of work

They just have no idea how much time it did or didn’t take me

Yeah based on that I’d be fired for sure

I better grind right now to try and make it tbh

Duh bro to both

Still kind of positive

When I had in summer of 2022 I was testing positive until the 10th day. Literally like 8 days after I felt fine.

Damn I thought you tested negative kind of fast for some reason

Most recently I didn’t test after initial positive

Took me about a week to clear

That thing still looks pretty angry tho matt haha

Yeah that’s full blown Covid

Yeah I’m still symptomatic this is never going to end

Yeah that’s raging bro

I’m getting there

Love that

Sounds like Dan and I both got it good

Monday/Tuesday were pretty bad been progressively getting better

I haven’t gotten sick sick yet but I’m kinda woozy

Too bad everyone has Covid. This weather would be great for winter lights festival

Yeah or a Covid party

Do we all need to order a final round of Bender tents today?

What does that mean?

“Bender tents”

For camping!

If $40 Coleman tents are good enough for the unhoused, then they are good enough for me

Lol yeah yall better get your cheap shit while ya can

Is there a sale now? I do need a light pack able jacket

No

But I get the employee discount (for now)

Ohh

Potential layoff, yeah…

Yarp

Did you get your Apple glasses today Dan?

With AR can you make your dick look comically huge while you jerk off?

Absolutely

Covid hoen lunch?

I am walking my dog rn

But don’t want to give service workers Covid

Delivery to a quarantine center near you

Hood got an inch last night!!!

Damn what a week to have Covid!

RIP Carl Weathers

Did he die today or like years ago

Today

The great predator on the sky comes for us all eventually

I like to think that drago killed him

I think he killed him before predator?

Evan if you get laid off and need to get drunk hmu

Lol it’s not gonna happen for a month or two

Crazy strategy to send out a company wide video message about how there are going to be layoffs without having the amount of people, let alone the names, figured ou

Just let everyone stew and start applying elsewhere

Bold strategy cotton

If people leave voluntarily they won’t have to do severance

Idk if places *have* to do severance

They don’t

I mean I doubt it

Evan you should do Severance a la Adam Scott

I guess yeah maybe they’re hoping people will cull themselves

That makes sense

And totally isn’t just random association

I mean get a new job where you sever your work self from your normal evan self

Then your loser work self will always be at work and your chill bro self will never be at work

But I’m sort of a combination of both those mixes right now

Just always at home

That’s the problem

Sure I mean if I could just black out the hours of working in between not working all from home

Sever me up

Holy shit evan

lol

😎

So red

Good ol Poo Crave

When he fuck Ed, Ed turn red

Certified heat, cullen



Welcome to Jurassic park

More small pp pics

Do any of y’all who work from home file a 8829 “Expenses for Business Use of Your Home” on your taxes?

I think you have to be self employed for that now?

Oh is that the deal?

Idk. I looked into it once and that’s what I recall

The space is also supposed to solely be used for work as well. Though I doubt that would ever be looked at even in an audit

Well then I don’t have to fill out this form so tight

You definitely never have to, but it could help lower your tax bill if you qualify.

I know

I think itemizing vs standard deduction also comes into play.

Probably worth a google search

The good old days

I’d rather watch you throw wadded up noodle balls at each other

Alice and Heather can tune in for that too

Oopsies

Mmm alcohol

But to be belligerent or responsible?