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Friday, September 15, 2023

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt
  2. Skol
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Omg PUKA
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wut
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    PUKA
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Y’all in for a long season with 7 turnovers in less than two games
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    Thanks Kyle
  8. I’m loving it
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Literally the second I turned it on the turnover happened and I got that stat
  10. It was sick
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    😬
  12. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And now that I’m out of the shower I see another birds td
  13. At least you were prepared for this
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Apparently aj brown is TRASH
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    They found a uniquely miserable way to do this
  16. Fumbling the ball out the endzone on the 1 is really something
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s all skinny Batman
  18. Yes they’ve definitely had some extremely unfortunate turn of events
  19. Get ready for the unreal comeback
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Devonta smith
  22. He goes by skinny Batman
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Really?
  24. If so that’s a strange nickname
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I don’t get it
  26. Matt avatar
    Throwing shade at that fat bitch regular Batman
    Evan Bbbender
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Personally I would hace went with skinny Superman
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
  29. Matt avatar
    Do a wheelie Bruce
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He was ripping
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
  32. Matt avatar
    Wow bender giveth and he taketh away
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I didn’t mean to take it away
  34. That was all swift
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You had me for a sex
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/vice/status/1702427066946507247?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww
  37. Matt avatar
    Me too brother
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Iwc
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/nfl_memes/status/1702521827753410748?s=46
    Daniel Miller
  40. I’m sorry Cullen I can’t help it
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    Seent
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ok well how about this exchange
  43. https://x.com/icecube/status/1702444061657841919?s=46
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
    Where Hoen
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    O we got a hoeny boy here?
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I have some loathsome work this afternoon so if hoen I can basically only do lunch
  47. But I would suggest baka umai
    Max Lieberman
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/3five9/status/1702485175593263472?s=46
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    Cullen went through warmups and reaggrevated his cum. He has been ruled OUT on Hoen lunch.
    Evan Bbbender
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fire content, would love to see more of this sort of thing
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He was on my do not cum list
  52. Max Lieberman avatar
    Cum bust for sure
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Alright I think that due to general lack of interest and work, I am OUT
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Pathetic
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
  56. Vikings flag flying at half mast in MN today
    3
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/connor_j_hughes/status/1702751153274970275?s=46
  58. Shock with how unsafe, unvetted & unconventional it is
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
  60. For kyle
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Those poppers?
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan, what is your intent with Billy once he arrives
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How does pizza at Brian’s sound to you?
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hmm. I’ll probably have eaten by then but I’d pop over if that’s okay
  65. I guess I’m curious if you’re gonna hit the town at all today or tomororw?
  66. Or that may still be tbd
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think I definitely wanna be out and about tomorrow all day, ideally on bikes
  68. Brian Ambuel avatar
  69. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll be busy until mid afternoon tomorrow
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I could probably do a beer or two tomorrow but I gotta go to burbs for nieces bday at like 4 tomorrow
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I was kind of thinking maybe bike to sellwood and possibly jump in the water
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Should I pick up billy with the motorcycle?
  73. Kyle Derrick avatar
    lol yes
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He would be so pissed
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    Bring a bike helmet for him
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I would like to get in on the pizza if still possible
    Brian Ambuel
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/kahtrinuh/status/1702791011234177474?s=46
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 kitten
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck
  80. I was gonna do it
  81. But I am weak
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Mid crank, eh?
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That pre Billy crank
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The eagle has landed
  85. Matt avatar
    International business class